allonlinenovel Chapter 356 Is This a Pervert?
Chapter 356 Is This a Pervert?
——[So, the cafeteria scene was actually filmed secretly, and the guests didn’t even know?]
——[This seems to be the case, and it was filmed while hiding inside a pink pig? ]
——[Blind guess, this pig could be Peppa Pig]
——[No wonder, I was wondering why Wanjie was so secretive while getting food, she kept stealing glances at the camera]
——【Wan Jie: You damn little piggy】
——[My sister is amazing. If most people would think that this big brother has peculiar taste, she would guess it in seconds.]
After Jun Wan's reminder, the eldest brother also understood: "So that's what's going on. No wonder you were drooling on my chest just now. It turns out you're not a pervert!"
Jun Wan: "..."
"But sister, you are really smart. I hid it so deeply, but you can still see it."
Jun Wan wanted to laugh at him.
As a soldier, his hidden skills are indeed full.
Under normal circumstances, not a single clue would be revealed.
But the strange thing is, this big brother loves to show off!
Maybe it was because it was my first time shooting, and I couldn’t control the excitement in my heart.
When she was serving her food, she saw the guy's chest muscles bulging.
It's hard for her not to notice.
So she curiously glanced at her brother's chest.
Just one look, wow!
That scene was so impactful.
Jun Wan wanted to poke out his own eyes.
Oh, Mais!
Hey, but Jun Wan decided not to tell his elder brother about this.
She put on a cocky expression and pointed at her temple, "I have an IQ of 280, and I rely on this to make a living!"
She stroked the round head on her neck, feeling satisfied.
Her eyes and eyebrows were curved when she smiled.
There was not a trace of distracting thoughts in his eyes, only appreciation for himself.
But the eldest brother didn't get her point. He didn't know that what she wanted most at this time was praise.
The eldest brother looked confused.
I stared at her temple, looking here and there for a long time. What does this mean?
This forehead has half an extra head than others?
My sister has it too!
Forget it, it’s rare to meet such an interesting girl.
It’s better not to make her unhappy.
He stared at Jun Wan's head again and studied it for a long time.
Either he frowned or he bared his teeth.
Even someone as shameless as Jun Wan almost got stressed out.
"Brother, why are you staring at my forehead?"
The eldest brother touched his chin, and an idea suddenly occurred to him: That’s right!
He slapped his thigh and said, "Sister, I understand what you just meant!"
"Yeah, yeah, I knew you understood me!" Jun Wan rubbed his hands.
"Yes, that's right, it's just what you think! Big brother, if you have anything to say, just tell me, I can handle it!"
Come on, tell me, is my brain really that great?
Oh, it’s really hard to suppress the corners of my mouth.
In her great anticipation, her elder brother did not disappoint her.
He raised a short, fat finger firmly.
He aimed at his own temple and poked it hard twice.
Then, the next second.
Everyone in the cafeteria heard the eldest brother screaming heartbreakingly:
“Bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce away the crow’s feet~ lines~ lines~ lines~”
——[My god, you can even get rid of crow’s feet! Big brother, you’re so cool!]
——【I give in】
——[Shh, hold your tongue, my sister is furious]
Deathly silence.
Jun Wan smiled wryly: "..."
Wow, this is really a refreshing experience of playing the lute to a cow.
People not far away: "..."
What on earth did Jun Wan say to Big Brother that made him so excited?
Also, why is Jun Wan’s expression so funny?
Hey, why is her face twitching?
At this moment, as the party/victim and the sad person, Jun Wan's expression is like,
Last second:＜(￣︶￣)＞
Next second: o(￣ヘ￣)o
I'm speechless, family.
"Ber'er, brother, who taught you to respond like that?"
The eldest brother looked very proud: "I call this playing a meme. So, I am not bad at it, right?"
Haha, I feel numb, Jun Wan feels numb all over.
She put her face close to the pink pig on the spot, and said, "Master Qingtang in front of the camera, please make the decision for me!"
Please, God, distinguish between loyalty and treachery!
"How can I have crow's feet? I'm in my twenties, I'm the human Dove, even mosquitoes that pass by my face have to slip. I look in the mirror every day and I'm amazed by my own beauty. How can you tell I have crow's feet? My dear audience, my family, please take a closer look, I'm innocent, ah~~~"
——【I testify, it is really slippery】
——【Brother, you are confused! 】
——【Sister, stop crying. Why don’t you look at the group of people behind you? They’re almost dying of laughter because of you. Let’s not provide them with funny material.】
——[Don’t blame me, the thing we girls hate most in our lives is crow’s feet. We can’t even bear to hear about them.]
The angry girl stared at him with a fierce look.
The eldest brother felt guilty: "It's not my sister, I was just trying to pick up the words, don't get excited, I have never seen a girl who looks like you, really! You are so beautiful, so pretty and cute, like a flower."
The most important thing is that she is very clever and smart, and very spiritual, which really attracts people!
This simple and unpretentious speech was obviously sincere and it directly praised our sister.
She was comforted immediately.
Even the voices were muffled.
"Well, it's okay. It's not as exaggerated as you say. I'm just very good-looking, right?"
Everyone: Huh~~~
Seeing her happy, the eldest brother scratched his head and laughed foolishly: "You are right."
Jun Wan was happy and thought about the important things.
"Then let's go over there now and start slapping people in the face!"
Big Brother: "Come on, I'll definitely help you beat her face up!"
"okay!"
The two men came over aggressively.
Fang Yan looked at her with disgust, and couldn't help but swear: "I told you, she's good at hooking up with men. Look, she got him in such a short time. It's really..."
I wanted to continue talking, but the instructor gave me a sharp look.
Fang Yan felt a chill on her back and pursed her lips unwillingly.
Jun Wan and the other person walked up to the crowd.