My Little Pony: Changelings

Chapter 303: Complaints are Magic (4)

Dear Diary,

This dance party was a complete disaster. The Galloping Horses Celebration should have been a wonderful memory for me, but now it has turned into a disaster.

The fool guard served horse mint as tea, and the conceited noble pony praised it so much that every pony present took a sip, and all the ponies present got high.

The celebration was a mess, chaos everywhere. Oh my god, they were playing bowling now, and I went out to get some fresh air when my teacher threw a unicorn into the pile of horses.

At 2:30 in the morning, after killing some time with some donuts, I came back. I couldn't believe it, they tore down the entire castle and built a Gundam?

What the hell is a Gundam! I had to sleep in the arms of a Gundam for the next week, which was really stupid. 】

It was at this time that Princess Moon turned around, looked at Twilight Sparkle, and spoke to her with a smile.

"I have a brief understanding of your purpose. Welcome to visit our world. I hope you enjoy it."

"Thank you so much, Princess Moon."

After Twilight Sparkle performed a ritual to express her gratitude, she was about to pull Starlight over. At this moment, Donut Joe came in pushing a cart and said to them.

“This is a donut from the South, please…”

Before Donut Joe could finish his words, a rainbow whizzed past him and then came back again. Donut Joe was forced to turn around a few times and then sat down on the ground.

Then he saw that the donuts he had placed on the cart were gone, so Donut Joe rubbed his hooves and spoke excitedly to the Princess of the Universe.

"Thank you for your patronage. Two thousand horseshoe coins in total."

"What? Pay for what? I don't like donuts. I've never touched a donut."

"Wait, Princess! Are you going to default on your debt? And your mouth is covered in powdered sugar."

Donut Joe looked angrily at the Cosmic Princess lying on the chair, with powdered sugar all over her mouth. The Cosmic Princess covered her face with a magazine, looking like she would let you say whatever you said.

Donut Joe was so angry that he used his hoof to knock the magazine off the face of the Space Princess. He had brought it from far away, but she took it for free. This was intolerable, so...

Donut Joe was taken away by the police because Princess Cosmic accused Donut Joe of sexual harassment. Poor Donut Joe had to go to prison to pick up soap.

"I checked his shop as well. The goods inside are...placed in my room. I need to keep them safe."

Princess Cosmos patted her belly and said to the guard in front of her with a serious face. Then Princess Moon saw her actions, her face darkened, and then said.

"Sister, you..."

Seeing the Moon Princess like this, the Universe Princess also took a breath and said in horror.

"Did I... forget something?"

"That's right! It's the last day of the month! We haven't assigned any missions to Trixie yet, so we need to quickly check if there's any big villain escaping from prison, monsters from another world invading, or natural disasters destroying the world. Oh my god, seeing her idle for a month, my whole butt is itching."

Then the two princesses began to rummage through the drawers, and finally Princess Cosmos pulled out a letter from the pile of clothes next to her, holding the letter high and saying.

"Got it. To punish myself for my past mistakes, I created an evil demon. Let Trixie take care of it!"

Hearing this, Princess Moon suddenly became excited, and then Princess Moon roared in a royal voice.

"Trixie, we need your help."

After waiting for a while, there was no response to them. In desperation, Princess Moon ordered the soldiers to bring Trixie over. Trixie muttered to them with lifeless eyes.

"what happened again?"

"Equestria is in great danger now. Evil creatures are about to invade here. We need you and your friends to save the world together. Now, pack up your things and set off!"

"No."

Trixie decisively rejected Moon Princess's request, and then Moon Princess took out a contract from behind, which stated the conditions for Trixie to become Moon Princess' student. Because Trixie was too excited at the time, she didn't read the terms, and was tricked by Moon Princess.

"what!!!"

Trixie collapsed to her knees, and was then thrown out of the castle by Princess Moon. She was given a pile of luggage, and the castle door was closed with a bang.

After Trixie left, the princesses continued to do their usual things, reading magazines or drinking coffee, looking completely relaxed and content.

Twilight Sparkle was so shocked that her eyes widened. What kind of princess is this? She created a disaster when there was none? Then Twilight Sparkle discovered another problem. Where did the stars go?

At the train station, Trixie looked at Qunxinghuanghuang who was sitting in the train cab with a confused look on her face, and then complained to him with dissatisfaction.

"Why can't I take a direct train there!"

"Well... according to the script, you should have gone through untold hardships, and then overcome all kinds of tribulations, and made reliable friends along the way, and finally faced the villain. When your teammates were unable to sacrifice themselves, you burst out with unprecedented strength, and then, inspired by the souls of your teammates, defeated the opponent and won the final victory."

"It's so damn difficult. Can't I just go find Admiral Lemon? And why are you working as a train conductor?"

"Oh, there's not enough funding, so I came to make up the numbers, but to be honest, Admiral Lemon is still in the hospital."

The stars then explained. Admiral Lemon, who was at the border of Equestria, was staring at the distance meticulously on the fortress. This officer who was seriously lacking in security was staring at the distance with a serious face. At this moment, a fly flew past him, and Admiral Lemon roared.

"Enemy attack!"

Then there were artillery shells. Some idiot pressed the automatic button, and the whole fortress was blown to pieces in an instant. Admiral Lemon just lay in the ruins, watching the flies fly past him.

After hearing this, Trixie's expression began to turn painful. She had no reliable allies left, and friends were essential for the mission. What should she do?

At this moment, Twilight Sparkle ran over, looked at them in a stalemate, and said.

"Okay, Stars, can't you just act normal?"

"But the script..."

“There is no script!”