allonlinenovel Chapter 282 Super Spicy Sauce
Chapter 282 Super Spicy Sauce
[Ding! Ten consecutive draws completed...]
[Prizes being drawn...]
……
[Ding! Congratulations to the host for obtaining [Miao Miao Corner]*3]
[Ding! Congratulations to the host for winning [Mimi Snacks Gift Pack]*1]
[Ding! Congratulations to the host for obtaining [Ice Suck]*2]
……
There were forty or fifty shots in a row, all of which were spiritual food. Just looking at them made Lu Yuguan furious.
"Unify!"
【Proclamation】
"Have you updated the promised prizes?"
[Host, you forgot that you are no longer in the Jindan stage. The prize pool has been retracted.]
"I *you***!"
[Ding! Host swearing detected]
[Deduct one point of civilization value]
Lu Yuguan stared with despair.
Yu Xiaoliu glanced at him and said, "Sir, why are you also..."
"Don't talk, I want to be quiet."
Lu Yuguan was in tears.
[Ding! Congratulations to the host for winning [Super Spicy Sauce]*5]
"Eh?"
"Chili sauce for bibimbap?"
Lu Yuguan stared at the dazzling red, super spicy hot sauce, a sly smile appearing on the corner of his mouth.
Pan Yin couldn't stand the smell of chili peppers...
Both pythons and mermaids are long little loaches, so they should both have this weakness.
He grabbed the still dazed Yu Xiaoliu and said in a low voice, "Liuzi, do you want to escape?"
"what?"
Yu Xiaoliu looked up blankly.
"Help me test it first."
As he spoke, Lu Yuguan squeezed out a little bit of chili sauce and smeared it under Xiaoliu's nostrils.
Yu Xiaoliu's eyes widened instantly, and a hot and pungent breath rushed straight to his head.
He was about to open his mouth to scream when Lu Yuguan was quick to cover his mouth and whispered viciously in his ear: "Don't make a sound! If our plan is discovered, we'll all die!"
Yu Xiaoliu could only nod desperately, his eyes instantly filled with physiological tears, the tears mixed with the burning sensation at the tip of his nose, making him extremely uncomfortable.
Seeing him like this, Lu Yuguan felt a little relieved.
In the corridor outside the secret room, the figures of patrolling mermaids occasionally flashed by, their scales gleaming coldly in the dim light, and every time they passed by, they brought up a gust of fishy wind.
Yu Xiaoliu finally recovered and asked, "Master, what on earth is this?"
"Don't worry about it. I'll show you how to do it later." Lu Yuguan stuffed a bottle of hot sauce into his hand. "This thing is more useful than a weapon. Just smear it in their eyes!"
After saying that, Lu Yuguan suddenly curled up into a ball, holding his stomach and screaming.
“Ouch! It hurts…it hurts so much—”
The merman soldier outside the secret room pushed open the coral door upon hearing the sound. Lu Yuguan rolled to the door and grabbed the soldier's scales.
"Call the high priest!"
"I...I'm about to give birth!"
The soldier was so frightened that his tail was knotted: "What, what?"
"Hemorrhoids!" Lu Yuguan roared, "What are you looking at?"
"If you're any later, I'll be covered in blood!"
The soldier crawled to report the news.
A moment later, the old mermaid stepped into the secret room with a bone staff, and looked around suspiciously with his cloudy eyes.
"It's only been two days and you're already preparing to give birth..."
"Boy, what are you going to do next?"
Lu Yuguan suddenly jumped up, unscrewed the cap of the hot sauce bottle and splashed it on the old mermaid's face: "Please have a delicious meal!"
The dark red sauce wrapped with chili seeds rushed straight into the other person's eyes.
The old mermaid was caught off guard and had her face covered with smears, and immediately let out a heart-wrenching howl.
“Ahhh! My eyes—”
"Sixth son, it's now!"
Lu Yuguan kicked the old mermaid who was rolling on the ground in pain and pulled Yu Xiaoliu out.
Yu Xiaoliu frantically threw hot sauce at the pursuers, and a red mist instantly exploded in the sea.
The merman soldiers covered their eyes and ran around howling.
"hot!"
"It's too spicy!"
"It hurts more than a sea urchin prick on the butt!"
The two of them ran all the way to the side door of the temple. Lu Yuguan suddenly stopped and saw a trident-shaped restriction lock standing in front of them.
He thought quickly and poured the last bottle of hot sauce into the keyhole.
"Chili God, please help me melt it!"
The capsaicin reacted violently with the coral restriction, causing white smoke to rise and the lock to explode.
"Sir, this way!"
Yu Xiaoliu opened the side door.
The two squeezed into the narrow passage, and behind them came the old mermaid's furious roar: "Catch them!"
"Capture the new king alive and chop the princess into fillets for me!"
A faint light appeared at the end of the passage. Lu Yuguan stuck his head out and met Qi Wei's pale face.
"Yuguan?!"
"Qi Wei?!"
They both said in unison: "How did you get out?"
Without thinking too much, Qi Wei waved his moon-white sleeves and instantly brought the two out of the water.
When Lu Yuguan broke out of the water, the fish tail drew a dazzling blue arc in the air.
Qi Wei stared at the empty hot sauce bottle in his hand and said quietly, "I brought people to rescue you, and you give me this?"
"Be content," Lu Yuguan swung his tail, "I'm being polite by not pouring seafood sashimi on you!"
Before they could reminisce about the past, whirlpools formed behind them and dozens of mermaids floated on the sea.
The old mermaid's roar tore through the sea, and his bone staff rolled up huge waves. "How dare you attack me? Today... none of you will escape!"
Seeing this, Qi Wei pushed Lu Yuguan towards Yu Xiaoliu, and mobilized the mist spiritual power to meet the waves.
"You go first, I'll cover your retreat—"
"Wu Yin Tian Xing!"
As soon as he finished speaking, thick fog appeared around Qi Wei, rapidly swirling and turning into a barrier, forcibly blocking the huge waves.
The waves collided violently with the mist, making a loud roar, and the splashing water flew everywhere like a rainstorm.
"Mutated spiritual roots?" The old mermaid narrowed his eyes. "Unfortunately, in front of my mermaid clan, all water-related tricks are vulnerable!"
"The mermaid spirit is shaking—"
The bone staff danced like flowing water, transforming streams of water into mermaid spirits, rushing straight towards the fog.
"Oh no!" Qi Wei's expression was horrified, and he shouted directly to the sky, "If you don't take action now, this Saint Son can't save him!"
boom……
The moment the fog dissipated, a golden dragon shadow broke through the clouds, and the sword energy poured out like the Milky Way, splitting the waves into water mist all over the sky.
"Let's see who dares to touch him!"
Li Chonglin stood with his sword on his feet, golden sand surging on the dragon-patterned scabbard. Even before the sword was drawn, the fierce sword intent had already pressed the scales of the mermaids to stand on end.
His dark suit was weathered, and the new scar on his jaw was still bleeding, but his eyes were burning with a fiery light.
"Li Chonglin!?" Lu Yuguan looked up excitedly, "Why are you here too?"
"If I hadn't come, would you have planned to live under the sea forever?"
Li Chonglin gritted his teeth.
"I……"
Lu Yuguan was like a child who had done something wrong, stammering and stroking his scales.
"I'll teach you a lesson when I go back!"
Li Chonglin made a harsh remark and then turned to look at the mermaids.
"Old man, if you dare to stop me again today, don't blame me for being ruthless with my sword!"
The dragon-patterned sword was half unsheathed, and golden sword energy instantly dissipated, whistling with the sea breeze.
The old mermaid let out an unpleasant laugh: "You ignorant child, this is my mermaid sea!"
"You barge in so freely and even attempt to rob us. Do you really think my mermaid clan is a soft persimmon?"
Li Zhonglin was about to draw his sword when he heard Lu Yuguan suddenly shout, "Old man, do you know what this is?"
The old mermaid paused, a sense of foreboding rising in her heart.
Lu Yuguan held up the hot sauce in his hand.
"This is a poison prepared by our human race, specifically designed to kill the mermaids."
"Today I will only punish you lightly. If you continue to pursue me, I will spread this poison over the entire sea, and the vast ocean will never find peace again!"