Returning to my hometown to inherit three mountains: Don't stop me from raising pigs

Chapter 347 It’s embarrassing and embarrassing

"Uh, what did I do?"

Gu Chang looked at Yuan Zhongli blankly, his eyes full of despair and confusion.

He tried hard to recall what happened last night: "I remember that I seemed to be drunk, and then I crawled under the table... What happened after that? Why can't I remember it at all!"

Yuan Zhongli suppressed his laughter and described the scene of last night to Gu Chang: "It's nothing serious. You were just holding the dog of Lao Daitou and kept muttering something like 'deep feelings, one mouthful of silence'..."

"Besides, you insisted on dragging the old dog to drink!"

Yuan Zhongli continued, "Poor old dog of the old fool's, it's almost twenty years old, and all its teeth have fallen out, how can it withstand such torture from you! After you forced the old dog to drink, it could only whine in grievance..."

Hearing this, Gu Chang was completely stunned!

He couldn't believe that he would do such a ridiculous thing.

"I drink while holding an old dog? No way..." Gu Chang asked in disbelief with his eyes wide open.

Yuan Zhongli covered his face and laughed non-stop: "That's right! Dabing and I couldn't hold you back! Fortunately, this old dog is quite humane and knows that you are the host's guest, so he didn't bother with you. If it were any other dog, it would have bitten you a long time ago!"

Gu Chang's heart seemed to have suffered a blow like a violent storm, and he could only comfort himself silently.

"Fortunately, fortunately, they were just holding an old dog and forcing it to drink some wine. Apart from Yuan Zhongli, Yuan Dabing and Lao Daitou, no one else saw it..."

"What's even worse is that I finally managed to snatch the old dog from your arms, and right after we walked out of Old Daitou's house, you actually hugged a tree again!"

Gu Chang was shocked. Is there such a thing? ?

"You know, you hugged that tree, kept calling me brother... and insisted on having a toast with the tree brother!"

"You insisted on sharing that old fool's wine with Brother Shu!"

"Poor old locust tree, you almost stripped its bark off!"

Yuan Zhongli apparently didn't notice Gu Chang's desperate look and continued to talk incessantly.

"At that time, no matter how hard the soldiers and I pulled you, we couldn't move you!"

"Or maybe it's the young man, he's really strong, he hugs the tree like he's hugging a beautiful girl, he doesn't let go!"

"No matter how hard we try, we can't get you down!"

"The villagers saw that you were drunk, and they all came to offer advice and help drag you away..."

Gu Chang’s eyes almost popped out!

"Are all the villagers here?"

"Well... not many people, only half of the villagers came!"

Yuan Zhongli said lightly.

"Half of the village?" Gu Chang's face turned pale as paper in an instant!

"Everyone is very enthusiastic. Some people say they should just clink glasses with you and drink a little more. Maybe you will be able to let go after you've had enough. It seems that you obviously haven't had enough!"

"Someone even suggested that if all else fails, we should just cut the tree down! After all, this old locust tree is not worth much."

"This tree cutting is really too much! It's absolutely not allowed!"

"Finally, with everyone working together and making concerted efforts, we finally succeeded in pulling you down from that high tree!"

Yuan Zhongli couldn't hide his excitement and shouted loudly with great excitement.

"Then, everyone sent you to my home and told me to take good care of you."

At this moment, Gu Chang, with a pale face, was lying motionless on the soft and comfortable big bed, his eyes were dull and all thoughts were gone, as if he had lost all life.

Gu Chang secretly complained in his heart: "I am so embarrassed this time, I am really embarrassed..."

"Old Daitou was very interested in what you said about building a bamboo house. He said that he would discuss it with you when you wake up!" said Yuan Zhongli.

"We were delayed by drinking yesterday. How about we go and take a look later?" Yuan Zhongli suggested.

Gu Chang lay on the bed and didn't want to open his eyes!

Now, he had only one thought in his mind.

"Destroy the world!"