Red Wen, born in the 00s: Rectifying the King's Canyon

Chapter 137 I'm Not Human Anymore!

"Changye is truly an all-rounder; he brought us so many surprises today."

"Zhong Kui, who hits the bullseye every time; Zhu Bajie, who can fight and endure any hardship," Li Jiu said.

Juju nodded and said, "Besides that, there's also Baili Shouyue, who never misses a shot."

"He can play support, marksman, and jungler. He deserves a multi-million dollar annual salary!"

"Don't forget, he started out in the top lane; you can still carry against him!"

"Now let's hand over the time to the commentators and let the judges praise Changye for us," Li Jiu joked.

……

Gu Lin'an and the others returned to the lounge. Yi Nuo hurriedly ran to the coach's side, hoping that the coach could help him relieve some of the pressure from Gu Lin'an.

But Gu Lin'an didn't care whether the coach was by his side or not; he went up and immediately started pressuring Yi Nuo.

"Yinuo, look at what you've done! I gave you so much gold in the early game, and after the whole game, you only dealt 20% of my damage?"

"Cat even got 10%."

Cat looked confused. "Hey buddy, don't drag me into this when you're scolding Yinuo!"

"I've told you so many times to squat in the bushes, how come you can't remember?"

"What, you want to try out how I taught you to dodge Miyamoto's ultimate attack?"

"We would have lost this round if I hadn't been there."

Yinuo lowered her head after being spoken to, looking like a bullied puppy, which aroused people's protective instincts.

The coach didn't know what to say.

The main point is that Gu Lin'an is right. Yi Nuo's loss in the blue zone was a major reason why TTG almost turned the game around.

If it weren't for Gu Lin'an's heroic efforts, TTG would have taken all the points in the second game.

Actually, there's another point: the reason why Milk Tea is unwilling to speak up for Yinuo is because Yinuo's playing style is too reckless.

He emphasized this point many times, asking Gu Lin'an to say that compared to him, this had a different effect on Yi Nuo.

Gu Lin'an is a teammate, which makes Yi Nuo feel guilty and remorseful.

Milk Tea also hopes that Yinuo can get rid of his careless habits, as this would greatly improve his skills.

"I know I was wrong, Lin'an, I'll write a self-criticism," Yinuo said weakly.

Gu Lin'an was taken aback and thought to himself, "Damn, this kid is really savvy. He should praise me more in his self-criticism."

"Do you know how to write a self-criticism?" Gu Lin'an asked curiously.

Yinuo nodded. "I was in a car accident with Luxue not long ago, and he told me about it."

Gu Lin'an nodded. "I'll let you off this time, but if there's a next time, hmph."

He then emphasized again, "Write your self-criticism carefully, I will check it later."

Cat and the others were puzzled as to why Gu Lin'an valued self-criticism so much.

Yi Nuo had heard from Lu Xue about the shady things Gu Lin'an had made him do before, and thought to himself, "You just want to hear praise, don't you think I don't know that?"

Milk Tea then said with a serious expression, "Lin'an, I have a question."

Gu Lin'an sat in a chair eating watermelon, and asked in confusion, "Huh?"

"How do you manage to play so well in every position?" Milk Tea asked, voicing her long-held question.

Everyone here is a genius, otherwise you wouldn't have been able to play for so long, but everyone has their own role.

Just like Yi Nuo's role is marksman, if you ask him to play the top lane, can he do it? Yes, he can.

However, compared to Xuan Ran, he is much worse. All-rounders like Gu Lin'an are really rare.

Cat and the others looked at Gu Lin'an expectantly, hoping to get some secrets out of him.

Gu Lin'an swallowed the watermelon seed he had been holding in his mouth, shrugged, and said, "I have a cheat code."

"Hehe, I believe you."

"Egypt, shall we talk about it or not?"

"My fist was ready. If Lin'an had said it was talent, I probably would have thrown a punch. I didn't expect Lin'an to have predicted my prediction."

Gu Lin'an nodded and said, "You could say that."

After some joking around, Coach Milk Tea asked Gu Lin'an to give an interview.

"Me?" He pointed to himself.

"Shouldn't we let Nuozai go, or Cat? I'm a complete homebody, I'm too socially awkward to go," Gu Lin'an waved his hand and said.

Xuanran laughed and said, "You're socially awkward? Your social anxiety is more like the social anxiety of Deyun Society. I didn't notice it during the live stream."

Yi Nuo said with a wry smile, "You won two MVPs, if you don't go, who will? I would like to go, but I'm afraid the fans will throw rotten eggs at me."

Milk Tea patted Gu Lin'an on the shoulder and said, "This moment belongs to you, go."

"The interview with TTG is almost over."

At this moment, a staff member came to call for someone, and Gu Lin'an had no choice but to reluctantly agree.

Watching Gu Lin'an's departing figure, Xuan Ran curled her lip and said, "Tian Yun is the host of this interview. That kid really got a good deal."

"He had the chance to be with a beautiful woman but didn't cherish it. He got the benefit but is now complaining."

Cat laughed and said, "This is Lin'an's first time being interviewed, so it's normal to be a little nervous."

"I wonder what he'll say, or if he'll be so nervous that he'll stammer and be unable to speak."

Yi Nuo knows Gu Lin'an too well. "You wouldn't believe how nervous he gets during his live streams, you know... when he's live..."

At this point, Yinuo's eyes widened, but the words she was about to say remained unspoken.

Milk Tea asked suspiciously, "Yinuo, what are you trying to say?"

Yinuo's expression was very subtle.

"Given Lin'an's personality during his live streams, do you think he might subtly criticize Qinglong during interviews?"

"Damn it!" Milk Tea swore, which was quite possible given Gu Lin'an's personality.

This is a live interview, watched by tens of millions of people, so we can't afford any mishaps.

Milk Tea turned back to watch Gu Lin'an's disappearing figure and shouted, "Lin'an, come back quickly!"

……

Gu Lin'an, who had just left the lounge, twitched his ears and murmured, "Who's singing?"

He followed the staff onto the stage, and the audience erupted in enthusiastic gasps as soon as he appeared.

"The fans are really enthusiastic. Looks like I'm doing alright now," Gu Lin'an murmured.

Just as he was about to flash a charming smile, he heard someone below say...

"Being born in the Long Night is fucking damn bad!"

"Why did AG send you out for an interview? Do they have no one else to go?"

"Clearing the long night, how can the league be so inactive, allowing players with such a bad record to play professionally!"

"Long night, I @￥%!"

Upon hearing this, Gu Lin'an's smile froze on his face.

Damn, it's so hard to kill black pieces these days! Where are my white pieces? Come out and say something!

Tianyun stood there awkwardly, not knowing what to say.

Today, Tianyun wore a white dress, revealing her fair arms, and her jet-black hair was draped over her shoulders, giving her a graceful and elegant appearance.

Tianyun, being a professional host, immediately smiled and diffused the awkwardness, saying, "Come on, why don't you introduce yourself to everyone?"

Gu Lin'an took the microphone from Tianyun and said, "Hello everyone, I am Changye."

"Born!" someone immediately replied.

Gu Lin'an stood frozen in place like a wooden stake.

Tianyun was once again forcibly controlled. Of all the times she had presided over events, this was the first time she had seen someone as universally hated as Changye.

Gu Lin'an was speechless.

Hey guys, just say a few words already. What's the point of all this talk? Did Qinglong give you money?

I'll pay you double if you're hired as actors!

If you guys keep doing this, I'm not going to be human anymore!

Gu Lin'an's lips curled up, revealing a cold smile in his heart.

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