Red Wen, born in the 00s: Rectifying the King's Canyon

Chapter 294 What use would I have for this iron rod?

"Is unplugging the internet cable a secret technique passed down from your ancestors in South Korea?"

"I've really learned something new today."

Baihu felt his mind go blank, and he was in a daze. He couldn't accept that the "Pipi Rabbit" that he usually called "brother" was actually Gu Lin'an in disguise.

He felt like his world had collapsed, and his mind was in turmoil.

Gu Lin'an continued speaking for two minutes, then felt his mouth go dry.

Gu Lin'an took a sip of water and said, "Speak up, are you mute?"

"Five people bullying Fly, what a disgrace to the esports community!"

"Speak up, General Tiger!"

Gu Lin'an noticed that the white tiger opposite him remained silent and wondered why it wasn't speaking.

Is he silenced after being criticized by himself? Give him some feedback, okay? He's in such an awkward situation now.

Anyone who didn't know better would think that White Tiger had been taken offline.

Pretending to be silent with me? White Tiger, you are now AG's enemy!

The white tiger was silent for a moment, then asked incredulously, "Gu Lin'an, are you Pipi Rabbit?"

"The real deal, the real Pipi Rabbit!" Gu Lin'an's face was full of pride.

The white tiger's eyes were filled with disbelief. Finally, as if resigned to his fate, he swallowed hard and muttered, "Will you still release the private photos?"

Gu Lin'an: ? ? ?

What's going on? Shouldn't Baihu be furious and start cursing, accusing himself of deceiving his feelings?

The plot isn't quite what I expected.

I'm just kidding, buddy. I was just playing around, but you seem to be taking it seriously.

Gu Lin'an remained silent for a moment, and even Yi Nuo and the others were completely silent.

Baihu continued, "We can continue playing together at night, and you can continue sending me cosplay photos. I'll still help you rank up as usual, everything will be the same as before."

"As long as you don't open your mouth to speak."

Gu Lin'an: ? ? ?

"Pipi Rabbit, say something!"

"What the hell am I supposed to say?" Gu Lin'an thought, his chest heaving with impotent rage.

I originally wanted to annoy Baihu, but who knew Baihu would build a Thornmail, which only made me angrier.

Gu Lin'an immediately exited the video, then slumped onto the sofa, staring at the ceiling.

Was it something he did wrong? Baihu wasn't following the script!

Yinuo and the others suppressed their laughter, not daring to make a sound.

Finally, unable to hold it in any longer, Yinuo said, "I'm going to the restroom."

Zhong Yi said, "Yinuo, I'll go too, to keep you company."

"I'll join too; three men can make a tiger."

Cat followed, "Four consecutive extraordinary feats."

"Five consecutive peerless!"

The group left the training room and, before they even reached the restroom, burst into laughter.

Gu Lin'an was speechless. He had been hunting geese all day, but he had ended up catching them instead of the other way around. Who knew that Baihu had such peculiar tastes!

"Om."

"Om."

The phone vibrated again; it was Qinglong calling.

Gu Lin'an opened the video with a puzzled look. Why was Qinglong looking for him at this time?

To everyone's surprise, a familiar face appeared in front of Gu Lin'an.

"Bao'er, won't you think about it?"

Gu Lin'an immediately blushed and said, "I'm so angry! White Tiger, don't try to disgust me."

Seeing that Gu Lin'an hung up the video call, Baihu felt a pang of grievance.

"You heartless man! You were the one who seduced her, and now you're dumping me? You scumbag!"

……

The White Tiger slumped dejectedly in a chair, while the Azure Dragon beside him wore a face full of confusion.

He was completely confused by the conversation he had just heard with Gu Lin'an.

Seeing Baihu's depressed expression, he assumed that Baihu had lost to Gu Lin'an and was feeling resentful.

So he comforted him, saying, "White Tiger, don't be upset. Gu Lin'an cheated this time, so don't worry about it too much."

"Come on, I'll take you to ShangK for a good time."

Upon hearing this, Baihu shook his head. He wasn't interested in anyone but Gu Lin'an.

If it weren't for Gu Lin'an, what use would he have for this iron rod!

Qinglong thought Baihu was just shy, so he patted Baihu on the shoulder and said, "Let's go, it's on me."

By pulling and tugging, they finally managed to drag the white tiger away.

The two drove to a karaoke bar, where Qinglong ordered a row of girls.

"White Tiger, pick one, which one do you like?"

The white tiger glanced at it casually and shook its head.

Qinglong curled his lip, thinking to himself, "It seems that Baihu has quite high taste."

He waved his hand, signaling for a replacement of the waiters.

Then Baihu waved his hand again, indicating that he was not very satisfied with this batch either.

After seeing off batch after batch, Qinglong grew impatient.

Dude, are you choosing a concubine here? Even the emperor wouldn't choose a concubine like this.

"White Tiger, what type do you want?" Azure Dragon asked, puzzled.

Baihu thought for a moment and then, remembering the photo of Gu Lin'an cosplaying as Wang Zhaojun that Gu Lin'an had sent him, said, "How should I put it?"

"She has a great figure, with a curvy figure and a slightly magnetic voice."

"A voice...magnetic?"

Qinglong was taken aback. He knew about mature female voices and loli voices to some extent.

What does "magnetic tone" mean?

Another batch arrived, and Qinglong, in order to satisfy Baihu's needs, asked this group of young ladies to introduce themselves.

"Hello, both of you. I'm Huahua." The first young lady began her self-introduction, her voice rather charming.

"Hello, both of you. I'm Dian Dian."

The white tiger shook its head.

"Hello, both of you. I'm Tiantian."

Baihu was getting angry. "With such a large merchant guild, isn't there a single one I like?"

The group was startled and stepped back. A young woman said in a strong voice, "Hello, bosses, I am Wang Gang."

Azure Dragon: ? ? ?

White Tiger: !!!

A hint of embarrassment rose on Dian Dian's face. "He's my cousin. He just came back from abroad."

Qinglong was also a little embarrassed. This business was recruiting all sorts of people.

"White Tiger, what do you say? If it really doesn't work, we'll try another one."

Baihu let out a soft breath, pointed at Wang Gang, and said, "Wang Gang, stay. The rest of you can leave."

Azure Dragon: ? ? ?

Baihu sighed. He didn't care who it was, as long as it wasn't Gu Lin'an.

So that night, Baihu and Wang Gang played... King of Glory all night long.