Red Wen, born in the 00s: Rectifying the King's Canyon

Chapter 462 New Entry, New Rap of the Rift

【Ding! 】

[Host's rage meter is full. Draw a new entry?]

"Extract new terms," ​​Gu Lin'an murmured to himself.

【Ding! 】

[Congratulations, host, you have obtained a new term: "New Rap of the Rift".]

[The New Rap of the Rift: If the host performs a rap during the game or while commentating, all attributes will increase by 1%.]

[Note: If the host truly lacks musical talent, simply rhyming is sufficient.]

However, it will only increase all attributes by 0.5%.

"The New Rap of the Rift? What kind of tag is this? Does it mean I'm entering the rap world?"

Gu Lin'an understood what the system meant: to make him the best rapper in the King of Glory world, and the best gamer in the rap world.

"The system really understands me; it knows that besides playing games, I also have musical talent."

"It seems my musical talent can't be hidden anymore. There's no other way. I didn't want to show my true self, but I have to do this in order to win."

"I wonder how many girls he'll charm this time."

"Ugh, so annoying."

Gu Lin'an pondered for a while, took a hot shower, and fell asleep.

……

Changsheng and Cat looked at their WeChat Moments with resentment.

After Gu Lin'an sent a few messages, they were now being laughed at by people they knew.

The comments section was full of smiley faces, and some people were sending private messages to Changsheng and Cat while laughing.

[I'm just curious about immortality, I'm really just curious.]

Is your butt crack really black?

[Ahem, I have no interest in your butt, I'm just curious. You know I'm not that kind of person.]

[Cat, when you reach 25, you have no choice but to soak goji berries in your thermos.]

It's just prostatitis, no big deal. What's there to be embarrassed about? Just speak up openly, what's there to be afraid of?

[Afraid people will laugh at you? No way, who would laugh at you?]

【Ha ha ha ha. 】

Cat and Changsheng's faces turned bright red, and they looked at each other, their back teeth practically grinding to powder.

"An Ge is really awful!"

"Whoa, whoa, whoa!"

Cat had just been whipped by Gu Lin'an, and after encountering this incident, her desire to take revenge on Gu Lin'an grew like bamboo shoots after a rain, becoming unstoppable.

"I feel we should teach Lin'an a lesson."

"Do you have any good ideas on how to teach him a lesson?"

"Let's play a prank, otherwise I won't be able to swallow this." Cat came up with an idea and started muttering to himself as he lay down on Changsheng's body.

Chang Sheng's lips curled up into a strange, chuckle.

"I think this is a good idea."

"Wouldn't Brother An be scared out of his wits?"

Yinuo watched from the side, not knowing what they were whispering about, and weakly asked, "Are you trying to play a prank on Lin'an?"

"You guys are really bold."

"Aren't you afraid of the consequences of doing this?"

Chang Sheng stood his ground for once, saying, "Even if I'm punished, I'll accept it."

Yinuo still wanted to persuade Cat and Changsheng to turn back from their wrong path, "This isn't good, after all..."

Chang Sheng's gaze was so firm, as if he were about to join the Party. "After all, I feel that Brother An should also suffer a loss once."

"No one is perfect. If the prank succeeds, I can brag about it for the rest of my life."

Yinuo shook her head and stopped caring about it.

Let them do whatever they want to prank Gu Lin'an. These e-sports players spend all day in the training room playing King of Glory; they have no fun.

Just consider it a way to relax. They've been under a lot of pressure lately, and playing pranks on Gu Lin'an can help them unwind.

"Then I wish you success."

Changsheng scurried up to Yinuo, put his arm around her shoulder, and said, "I'm still short one person. Why don't you come and help me?"

I'm already being kind enough by not reporting him; how could I possibly help him?

That was his beloved Lin'an.

Yinuo shook her head like a rattle drum, baa baa!

Seeing Yi Nuo's resolute attitude, Chang Sheng also felt that it was unrealistic to let him prank Gu Lin'an, so he turned his attention to Xuan Ran.

"Xuanran, where are you? Come and help."

Xuan Ran didn't want to provoke Gu Lin'an, so she made up an excuse, "You know me, I..."

Changsheng extended two fingers.

"How about I take you to take two baths?"

Xuanran stammered, "You know me, I love taking baths the most."

"Two yeses, agreement reached."

The three-person team was formed, and Changsheng told Xuanran about the plan.

Coach Milk Tea and the others watched as spectators, wanting to see if Changsheng, Xuanran, and Cat could really pull off the prank.

"Just you wait and see, I've been thinking about this trick for a long time, and I'm finally going to use it."

Zhongyi silently took notes, afraid she might forget them later, and backed them up on her phone.

On a certain day of a certain month of a certain year.

Changsheng told us that he had wanted to prank Ange for a long time.

[Once this is over, I'm definitely going to report him and show Brother An who's really the biggest sycophant.]

[Anglo is loyal!]

Gu Lin'an slept for two hours and felt dizzy and his eyes were swollen.

He exhaled a breath, rubbed his sleepy eyes, and subconsciously checked his phone to see if anyone had sent him a message.

Sure enough, there was a message from Changsheng.

[Hey bro, could you pick up my package for me?]

"I've left it here for several days now, and they've been urging me to pick it up. If I don't pick it up today, they'll throw my things away."

[I'm tied up with Coach Milk Tea for practice matches, so I can't get away.]

Please!

Then Changsheng posted a crying face.

"This kind of nonsense is the first thing I see when I open my eyes. Do you really think I'm your father?" Gu Lin'an muttered, but still got dressed and prepared to pick up the package for Changsheng.

After all, he's his own son. If he doesn't spoil him, who will?

Gu Lin'an passed by the training room and happened to run into Cat, who was about to play a practice match.

"Lin'an, what are you trying to do?"

"I had to pick up a package for my son, Changsheng. I just woke up and got a huge job," Gu Lin'an complained.

"Go ahead then, but just so you know, our elevator is broken."

"If you want to leave, then you'll have to use the fire escape."

"What?"

"Is the elevator broken?" They're on the fifth floor; it's so difficult for them to go up and down.

"Damn it, I'm not picking up this package. Tell Changsheng to finish his training match quickly and then pick it up." Gu Lin'an hated climbing stairs the most, so he took out his phone to refuse.

"After he finishes his training match, the courier station will probably have to close down."

"Look at the time."

Gu Lin'an glanced at the time; it was indeed a bit late. He cursed Changsheng inwardly and decided to pick up the package.

As she watched Gu Lin'an's figure slowly disappear from sight, Cat took out her phone and sent a WeChat message: "Lin'an has come downstairs."

[Xuanran, get ready.]

【receive. 】

【receive. 】

Changshengxuanran replied at the same time.

……