allonlinenovel Chapter 239: Quotes
Chapter 239: Quotes
The man interrupted the 'young master' and continued:
"You better stop talking. When you talk, you sound like an old catfish throwing out seeds, sticky and gurgling. You look like an old garlic sprout. You have that old shit pot mouth. When you smile, it reaches your cheeks. You have rows of small yellow sesame teeth. When you talk, the air leaks out and the teeth stick out.
It's like your head has been soaked in water, had fish raised in it, and had frogs jumping and donkeys walking on it.
That little paralyzed guy's hand stretches out like a potato scratcher."
"you!"
"You bastard, you can't even speak clearly. Has your brain evolved into a double-barreled gas machine? You're still thinking about all this. Your head is like a piece of unsimmered soy sauce. Your face is full of soy sauce.
You have a big body and you look like an old toad sitting here. You, a dung beetle, don't look like a human when taking photos.
Hurry up and clean it up and see which garbage recycling plant will accept your hazardous waste. Don’t let it harm others here.
It’s really disgusting.”
The man's voice finally stopped.
The live broadcast room fell silent again.
Mi Li was also stunned for a moment and then burst out laughing.
"How's it going, wife? Are you relieved?"
"It's okay, your eloquence has declined."
"I haven't been rude to anyone for a long time. Let's practice next time."
The boy and the girl talked.
[Haha ...
[Hahahaha, this couple definitely sound like they're from Northeast China! I'm dying of laughter!]
[Breast duct patency!!! Where did you find your boyfriend? Introduce one to me!]
[I'm dying of laughter. This Northeastern person's ability to taunt others is truly amazing! ]
[My role model, I must memorize this quote in its entirety!]
[I'm dying of laughter. The young master is speechless.]
[Look at the young master's face, it's really quite red. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, the description is so apt.]
[This is just insulting at best. I didn't hear any curse words. Please don't shut down the live broadcast room administrators.]
[This is swearing without using any dirty words. I've learned it.]
I was just saying that watching livestreams can teach me useful things. First, there's the inexplicable confidence, and then there's this quote about people who are inexplicably confident. Absolutely amazing.
[As expected, birds of a feather flock together. The couple's fighting power is incredible!]
[Ahem, yes, I am from Northeast China (wearing a tie).]
After the couple finished talking, they left the microphone.
"Ahem, it looks like no one wants to go up on the mic anymore. So, you 'Young Master', please leave first."
After saying that, Yida kicked the "young master" down.
The Young Master also seemed to react, floating on the screen:
[You bunch of idiots, poor bastards, you just hate the rich, you envy me for being rich, you're really poor.]
After saying that, the 'young master' walked out of the live broadcast room.
[Oh my god, I'm so angry. What a weirdo he is.]
[Is there any resourceful netizen who can dig up some information about this person? If not, I'm going to take action.]
[Wait quietly upstairs, I must dig it out for him. ]
I know him. He's a veteran. He's been in this kind of live-streaming room for blind dates before. He's not some rich kid at all. His parents are local bullies in the village, specifically targeting elderly people at home, demanding protection money and the like. He's also been involved in a pig-killing scam before, but it didn't work out. Back then, he used online photos. I don't know why he suddenly showed up today.
[The above is so detailed, is it a realistic understanding? ]
[Don't worry if you laugh at me, I was the one who was almost killed like a pig. Since he didn't succeed, I couldn't report it to the police. However, I filed a case, and then I used my connections to find his information, so I know all this.]
"No, should I say this guy is bold or stupid? He just came to the livestream with such fanfare?"
[The main reason is that they haven't done anything illegal, so they haven't succeeded in defrauding people, and they can't be arrested.]
I laughed. This is what it means to be annoying without biting anyone.
...
The live broadcast room began to criticize the man. Some people found the man’s address, and some found his parents’ address.
However, Mi Li had no idea whether these netizens had done anything.
I didn’t expect that it would be very interesting to visit other anchors’ live broadcast rooms occasionally. Today I learned a lot of Northeastern Chinese quotes.
However, the live broadcast effects of this Yida are also different. That day it was opening a blind box, and today it was a blind date.
Mi Li felt that she should also think of some different live broadcast effects every day and change them every day.
After all, the live streaming industry is undergoing too many updates and iterations. If it loses its novelty, it will disappear from the public eye.
So Mi Li watched the live broadcast rooms of several different anchors in succession.
It was not until Mi Li quit the live broadcast and the first video on the homepage was an advertisement for a water park that Mi Li remembered this incident.
"I have to continue practicing my water flying skills."
Thinking about it, Mi Li sent a message directly to Chi Fei.
"Achi, when are you free recently? I want to continue practicing my water flying skills."
After all, I promised to select some fans and bring them to experience it personally, so I have to keep my promise.
"I've stopped doing a lot of my part-time jobs now, so I have plenty of time. You can practice whenever you want."
Chi Fei also quickly returned to Mi Lidao.
It’s not that Chi Fei doesn’t want to do it, but Chi Jinghui and Xu Shu have repeatedly emphasized that he should not work part-time anymore.
There was no choice but Chi Fei to obey.
However, Chi Fei continued to work on this water park.
After all, he promised Ali that he would teach her.
"Okay, I'll tell you when I have time."
Mi Li replied.
After the two chatted for a few more sentences, Mi Li heard the door open.
"Ali?"
Mi Li opened the door and saw Jian Bai coming back.
"Why are you back so early?"
It’s just past four o’clock, I really shouldn’t be back at this time.
"Ari."
Jian Bai strode up the stairs, hugged Mi Li, and buried his head deeply in Mi Li's neck.
"what happened?"
Mi Li patted Jian Bai's back and asked.
"Nothing, just a little tired."
Jian Bai shook his head and said.
It's really just a bit tiring.
In the past, it would not be an exaggeration to say that Jian Bai was a domineering figure in the entertainment industry.
One reason was that he saw his family secretly making arrangements, the other was that Jian Bai was too popular and many people in the entertainment industry did not dare to confront him, and the third was that Jian Bai's personality made it difficult for him to tire himself out.
But it’s different when I go to the company.
Jian Bai started from the bottom and did the most tiring work every day.
Jian Ziming said that this was to polish his character.
In fact, Jian Ziming has a reason to do so.
It is precisely because Jian Bai has always been unrestrained and does whatever he wants that he needs to be polished.
It's just like the obedience training that new recruits need to undergo when they first join the army.
You need to temper your temper, otherwise if you still act as you please on the battlefield, you will not only lose your life, but may also affect national interests.