allonlinenovel Chapter 197 Dancing in the Shit
Chapter 197 Dancing in the Shit
After Lu Li from the big pot room packed up her things, she went to find Tang Lingling.
After all, she wasn't familiar with the others.
The two stayed in Tang Lingling's room until they were hungry before deciding to go out.
The two girls were walking in the village and met Zuo Xineng, who was also doing nothing.
"Hey, you two, have you been coveting me for a long time?" Zuo Xineng raised his chin and didn't give them a chance to speak. "I understand, I understand. No need to explain. Let's go. I'll give you a chance to work with me. Only by working can you have food to eat."
Lu Li whispered: "Lingling, he is too confident, isn't he? An ordinary man."
Tang Lingling didn't respond to her words, "Let's go, follow me first."
Zuo Xi, who originally wanted to give up, became excited when he saw the girls and found a nearby family.
Outside the courtyard, he saw an old woman pickling vegetables. He knocked on the door, then pushed it open and walked in.
"Auntie, do you have any work to do?"
The old woman had a mask on her face, revealing only a pair of delicate but timid eyes. Seeing that they looked like city children, she hesitated for a moment and then shook her head.
Zuo Xineng whispered, "Auntie, we don't want any wages, just give us a meal, there are only three of us."
The old woman saw that they did not look like bad people, so she got up and went to a place and asked them to follow her.
The further they walked, the closer a foul smell came to them.
After arriving at the place.
The old woman pointed at the dung bucket in front of her and then pointed to a place in the distance.
The meaning is obvious.
Ask them to carry the contents of the bucket over.
Zuo Xineng asked, pinching his nose.
"Auntie, can't you speak?"
The old woman nodded.
"Uh……"
Zuo Xineng was in a dilemma for a moment. He stretched his head to look at the contents of the bucket.
"What the hell is this? Is it shit?"
He, the eldest son of the Zuo family, is going to pick up manure?
That too——
So cool.
Zuo Xineng glanced back at the two girls and put down his hands that were covering his nose.
"Ahem, how do I choose? Please teach me."
The old woman led them over. Zuo Xineng looked back and saw that the two people had not caught up. He urged them, "What are you doing? Hurry up and catch up. Aren't you hungry?"
The two hesitated, but in the end Tang Lingling took the first step.
If she left at this time, she would definitely be criticized by netizens.
She doesn't want to be banned.
[Zuo Xineng, I never thought you would be willing to carry manure.]
[The two daughters fought hard to avoid going hungry. ]
[I have a bad feeling about what's going on.]
Zuo Xi can carry one bucket by himself, and two girls can carry one bucket together.
The three men picked up the manure while pinching their noses and burping.
In order to show his abilities in front of the two girls, Zuo Xineng also gave them two buckets of feces.
He walked up to the two girls with a bucket of manure in one hand, preparing to lift it up a little bit for them to see.
Show your divine power.
But the two girls didn't care at all, let alone notice it.
The two of them were standing by the faucet, washing their hands in a gloomy manner. After washing, they didn't find any towel to wipe their hands with. Tang Lingling subconsciously shook her hands back, trying to shake off the remaining water stains on her hands.
Zuo Xineng was right behind them at this time, and when they swung their water, all of it landed on Zuo Xineng's face. He quickly closed his eyes to avoid it.
Lu Li followed suit and also swung it backwards like her.
Zuo Xineng's eyes, which had just opened a crack, were closed again by the next wave of water stains. He subconsciously rubbed it with the back of his hand, and the dung bucket in his hand fell to the ground.
"Splash"
The feces and water that fell on the ground all splashed onto Zuo Xineng's face and body.
He subconsciously raised his hands to cover his face and exclaimed, "Ah, no, no!"
The manure in the other hand was also spilled.
The two girls turned around immediately after feeling mercury spraying on their bodies. Before they could see clearly what it was, they only felt a lot of turbid mercury shooting towards them.
There was no time to react.
In order to avoid the manure water, the three people started dancing and accidentally kicked over the two buckets of manure water, which splashed all over the three people.
Tang Lingling: "Ah! What?"
Lu Li: "So stinky, so disgusting!"
It would be better if they didn't talk.
Just speak.
All the feces water jumped into their mouths.
[Ah, these two poor girls. ]
[Help me, hahahaha, this is too funny. ]
【The three people performed a graceful dance in the sewage. 】
【Hot search reservation! 】
When Yu Lu was getting ready to eat, he heard that they were going to pick up manure and turned off the surveillance cameras.
When he heard that something happened to them, he hurriedly opened the phone to check.
At a glance, I just saw three people going crazy in the sewage.
"Poof." He was so shocked that all the food in his mouth sprayed out.
Then he started laughing, and after a few laughs he started coughing again.
A few grains of rice almost came out of my nostrils.
The hot search was indeed very popular.
Zuo Xineng Legend
Qi Zhou lifted the 33-inch suitcase to the second floor with one hand
Luo Shanshan, the Proud Daughter
Xie Jingyuan Dasha
Master Zuo and the daughter of the Tang family and the daughter of the Lu family eat shit
Let's Travel Together 2 - Dancing in the Shit
When everything calmed down, the three of them went crazy.
"Zuo Xineng! What are you doing? Ahhhh! Hiccup."
This time.
Tang Lingling could no longer maintain her usual ladylike appearance.
Anyone would go crazy at this time!
"I... hiccup."
Zuo Xineng didn't know how to explain and couldn't refute.
Carrying manure is so uncool!
Even the neatly ironed suit was stained by the feces and could no longer be worn.
"Help! There's so much feces on my body! Lingling, what should I do?" Lu Li's face fell.
Tang Lingling frowned and shook off the feces and water on her body, her face full of impatience: "Go wash it quickly, ugh, what else can I do!"
Lu Li said anxiously: "Let's go quickly, I'm about to vomit."
The two girls just wanted to wash themselves clean immediately and had long forgotten about being hungry.
"Hey, wait for me! Ugh."
Zuo Xi couldn't help but vomit.
Before he left, he told the old lady that he would come back for dinner later and asked her to prepare it first.
Amid a series of hiccups, the matter came to a temporary end.
[Hahahaha, I almost laughed myself to death at home alone, who would understand! ]
[Are these three monsters? 】
[Dancing in the feces, I am impressed by this trending search term. ]
[This will become a dark history that they will never be able to erase in their lifetime. I feel sorry for them.]
When the three of them returned, someone was already there in their respective residences.
Although Zuo Xineng walked behind them, his steps were faster than theirs and he soon surpassed them and ran to the front.
In order to grab the bathroom.
After all, there is only one bathroom.
Although they also ran very fast, they were ultimately no match for Zuo Xineng.
When Zuo Xineng entered the "cement" room, Qi Zhou and three others, except Luo Shanshan, were discussing what to eat in the afternoon at the dining table.
Four pairs of eyes looked at him at the same time.
Coupled with the foul smell that instantly filled the air, Qiao Ziang was so startled that he jumped up from the stool.
"Ah! Zuo Xineng, where have you been? Why do you stink so bad!" He pinched his nose with his other hand, "Did you eat shit?"