Uncle Jiu's little zombie: learn a magical power every day

Chapter 121: Pretending to be dead, go and ask Uncle 9 to come out!

"Father Wu! What the hell is going on?!"

"Why did someone die in the church in one night?"

"Do you know how much pressure we've endured to reopen the church? Now there's almost a whole street full of people standing outside!"

"If they knew about this, would the church ever be able to reopen?"

David is mad!

Very angry!

It’s a pity that Father Wu couldn’t empathize with him!

"Hallelujah!"

Father Wu made the sign of the cross in front of him.

"Father! Now tell me what to do!"

David looked at Father Wu with an unpleasant expression, but he didn't dare to curse at him.

After all, I invited him back, and he is the top priority of the follow-up plan!

If he got angry and ran away, his plan would be ruined.

"Don't worry, David, we'll take care of this!"

"The most important thing now is to hold a mass for Brother Wang!"

Father Wu said to David with a sad face.

No explanation is more important than saying Mass for his monks.

Attending mass is similar to praying for the souls of the dead.

"Okay! Father, I'll have some people come in to witness you celebrating Mass for Brother Wang!"

"However, I hope you will announce to the public that Monk Wang was in poor health and died of illness."

After David finished speaking, Father Wu thought about it, nodded and said, "Okay, that's no problem!"

Although there were two strange holes on Monk Wang's neck, no blood flowed out, so no one knew how Monk Wang died.

I never even thought of it as a vampire.

Who would have thought that there would be vampires in the East?

David walked outside with a gloomy face. When he was about to reach the door, his facial expression changed rapidly, becoming helpless and sad.

As soon as I walked out the door, I met a group of important people in the town.

The leader was his father, the mayor of Jiuquan Town.

This guy likes to eat garlic and eats it like candy beans, so his mouth is full of sour and smelly taste as soon as he opens it.

Even his breath smelled of garlic, so the area around him was basically empty, with everyone standing three body lengths away from him.

"Daddy! All the elders, you are here!"

"Son, what's going on in there? Did someone really die?"

The mayor asked with concern.

I'm still a little worried. What if everyone remembers what Uncle Jiu said, that the church cannot be reopened and something will happen if it is reopened, and they clamor to close the church? What should I do then?

Even if we don't mention closing the church, his reputation as the mayor will be severely damaged.

"It's okay, Daddy. It's just that a monk was seriously ill. He traveled a long distance to preach and died of his illness."

David said this in a casual tone, then turned sideways.

"The priest is inside now, celebrating Mass for Brother Wang!"

These old-fashioned people were all stunned and stared at David with confused eyes.

"Son, what does this Mass mean?"

The mayor asked with a big breath.

A strong smell of garlic hit David in the face and almost made him fall over.

David subconsciously held his breath and pulled back.

Damn, Dad, can you please eat less garlic in the future?

"It means to liberate the souls of the dead. Let's go in and take a look."

"Okay, okay, let's go in and take a look!"

"Let's go!"

Several people with different thoughts followed David into the church.

At this time, more and more people gathered outside.

"Have you heard? Someone died in the church!"

"What the hell is going on? Uncle Jiu said the church can't be reopened. If it does, something bad will happen. And now, someone died that very night!"

"Who said it wasn't? What can I do?"

"Why don't you let us go in and see what's going on?"

"It's so frustrating."

"Hey, where's Uncle Jiu? Why hasn't he come yet?"

"Haha, you must have forgotten how Uncle Nine was insulted by the mayor's son yesterday!"

"That's right, Uncle Jiu has done so many things in our town, and he actually calls Uncle Jiu a goose egg!"

"Although Uncle Jiu's nickname is Goudan, it's not something a junior like him can call him!"

"Hey, hey, Mr. Zhao is here!"

"Oh, Mr. Zhao's face looks a little ugly!"

"Tsk, he sold the winery for five thousand dollars, it would be strange if he looked happy."

"I heard that she was bought by the mayor's son. This mayor's son is so fucking lacking in virtue, kicking someone when they're down!"

"If you ask me, this is what he deserves. This Mr. Zhao is not a good person. Tricking him is also doing justice for the heavens."

The crowd was talking about it, but Uncle Jiu never showed up from beginning to end.

Just kidding, Uncle Jiu was insulted right in the face by someone, but he didn't kill the guy that night. It shows that he has restrained himself.

When David was young, not a single member of his family would have survived. Even the yolks of eggs would have been scattered.

"What happened!"

Zhao Taigong walked into the church with a sullen look on his face.

Inside the church, the mayor and the others were watching Father Wu perform mass.

The Holy Mass is the highest sacrifice in Western religions and a religious ceremony to commemorate the sacrifice of the Son of God, Jesus.

Monk Wang's body was placed on a platform, surrounded by white candles with flickering flames, which looked particularly eerie in the dim church.

Father Wu held the Bible in his hand, clutched a cross, and muttered something.

The remaining monks stood behind, all with pious expressions.

David and the mayor and his men stood at the back to watch the ceremony. Although they didn't know what these foreign monks were chanting, the scene here gave them a creepy feeling.

Father Wu mumbled something in foreign language and then began to switch to Chinese.

I guess it was to take care of the guys behind him who didn't understand foreign languages.

"In your mercy, guide our prayers, and give us the assurance that your Son has risen from the dead. He has given me, says the Lord, that I should lose none of them, but should raise them all up on the last day."

"Come, you blessed ones of our Lord, in the name of the Father and of the Son and of the Holy Spirit. Amen!"

"Hey, Master Ye, what are they talking about?"

Shopkeeper An asked David curiously.

David was leaning sideways, trying to avoid the garlic stench from his father's breath. When he heard Manager An's question, he turned around and spoke.

"Oh, the Lord the priest was talking about was once killed by bad people, and then the Lord was resurrected. Therefore, people later firmly believed that the Lord's believers would be resurrected after death!"

"It's just that they all went to another world and followed the Lord."

Manager An and his companions heard this.

I rub!

This statement sounds a bit familiar!

Isn’t this the Western Paradise that the masters talked about?

It seems that there is no difference between the sutras chanted by foreign monks and those chanted by our local monks.

Damn, that was a waste of faith.

"Can someone tell me what happened here?"

The voice of Zhao Taigong came over, and then Zhao Taigong walked in from outside with his hands behind his back and a cold face.

When the mayor and his men saw Mr. Zhao, they all looked as if they had eaten shit.

No one in the town likes this Mr. Zhao, but there is nothing they can do because he is older than them!

Even if you are unhappy with him, you can't scold him, you can only greet him with a smile.

"Haha, Mr. Zhao, why did I alarm you?"

"Humph, how could I not come! Didn't Uncle Jiu say that this church can't be reopened? If it is reopened, the town will suffer. Now it has come true!"

"One died in just one night!"

Zhao Taigong shouted loudly.

"Emperor Zhao, please don't move aside! They are praying for the souls of the dead!"

Several people came forward and grabbed Zhao Taigong.

The mayor also came over, but was kicked away by Zhao Taigong.

"Fuck, did you eat shit? Why does your mouth stink so bad?"

"Hey! Mr. Zhao, why are you hitting me?"

Several people hurried to stop him, but they were secretly happy.

They have been unhappy with the mayor for a long time.

It's bad enough that this idiot eats garlic every day, but he also always likes to talk close to people. The smell of garlic when he opens his mouth is so disgusting, but he doesn't even realize it.

Due to the mayor's status, they couldn't say anything, so they were very annoyed.

"Humph! Who made this guy's mouth stink so bad?"

After Zhao Taigong finished speaking, he put his hands on his hips and looked arrogant.

The mayor got up from the ground, grimacing in pain and gasping for air.

David, who originally wanted to go forward and help his father up, retreated because of the smell of garlic in this guy's mouth.

He said, "Daddy, are you okay?" but he only moved his mouth and didn't do anything.

"It's okay. Hey, Mr. Zhao, why are you so impulsive?"

The mayor got up from the ground, holding his stomach, cursing in his heart, but pretending to be indifferent on his face.

"Hmph! Don't be impulsive!"

"My winery is haunted, and you guys took it over because you guys bargained down the price. Now Uncle Jiu says the church can't reopen, and you don't believe it! You insisted on reopening the church, and now someone has died. You must give an explanation and a retribution!"

Zhao Taigong said angrily.

Father Wu and his companions who were celebrating mass in the back could hardly continue.

Are you kidding me? We are still chanting sutras here!

If the ceremony wasn't difficult to interrupt, I would have kicked you guys out.

But at this moment, a monk suddenly cried out loudly.

"Father, look!"

Everyone looked over subconsciously.

Then Monk Wang's body suddenly twitched.

Everyone who saw this scene was stunned.

"Hey! It's moving!"

"Could it be that Monk Wang is not dead?"

"Impossible! When we found Monk Wang, his body was already cold."

Just looking at Monk Wang's body, one could tell that his skin was as pale as paper, completely bloodless. How could that be the color of a living person?

Everyone fell silent, looking at Monk Wang's body with complicated expressions.

Either solemn, nervous, surprised, or scared.

The corpse moved.

This can't be a fake zombie!

Zhao Taigong suddenly shouted, "It's a corpse!"

The next second, Monk Wang's eyes suddenly opened.

At the same time, Monk Wang's head began to spin.

He first looked to the left, then to the right, and finally turned 180 degrees, staring straight at Father Wu.

The ink-black pupils and the fangs growing out of the mouth at a speed visible to the naked eye all indicate that the corpse has become a zombie.

"Oh my god, I really turned into a zombie!"

"Father, you, please exorcise the demon!"

The Davids were also foolish.

What a fool!

Could it be that Uncle Jiu is right?

Is it true that this church cannot reopen?

It's only been one night!

This is what happened!

Taoist Priest Tulong will deliver the goods soon!

If something happens to the church, how will my money-making plan proceed?

Father Wu was awakened by David's shout, and then he held the Bible and began to read aloud again.

"Lord, please save me and don't let me be put to shame!"

"Save your soul from Satan!"

"Save your soul from Satan!"

A group of people kept repeating this sentence, holding the cross tightly in their hands.

While Father Wu was chanting, he grabbed the holy water on the table and sprinkled it on Monk Wang's body.

Stab it, stab it!

As soon as the holy water touched Monk Wang's body, there seemed to be no reaction, except for the corrosion sound at the tooth hole on Monk Wang's neck.

But Monk Wang's appearance at this time was too strange.

His limbs were bent in the opposite direction, and his head was completely reversed from that of a normal person. His ink-black eyes stared coldly at Father Wu, and a strange giggling sound came out of his mouth.

As the holy water corroded him, Monk Wang let out another sharp cry.

"Oh my god, run!"

Zhao Taigong shouted and turned to run.

This shout was like thunder in a dry land, waking everyone up.

The mayor, Manager An and others also turned around and ran.

"Don't run! Don't run! Father Wu will take care of it!"

David was so anxious that he broke out in a cold sweat. He tried to stop him, but was kicked away by Zhao Taigong.

Click!

The sound of shattering!

The kick hit David right in the middle. David fell to his knees in pain, his body trembling wildly, but he couldn't make a sound due to the pain.

Zhao Taigong, you are despicable!

David knew that Zhao Taigong did it on purpose.

He hated me for buying his winery at a low price and was deliberately taking revenge on me.

But now he couldn't utter a word.

It really hurts!

After Zhao Taigong ran out of the church, he began to shout, "Oh no! The dead are coming back to life! Everyone, run!"

This shout exploded in the crowded street, as if a pot of hot oil was poured out, and the crowd immediately boiled over.

"It's a fake corpse!"

"real or fake!"

"Come on, let's go over and take a look!"

"You're not afraid of death!"

"You're crazy! It's broad daylight now. What's there to be afraid of? Just run away quickly."

There were some really brave ones who were not afraid of death and ran to the church door to watch the excitement.

There are also those who are timid and just run away.

There was also a group of people who, wanting to eat the melons but being timid and afraid, hid on the roofs, walls, and tree branches opposite the church, sticking their heads out to watch.

"what!!!"

Monk Wang bared his teeth, let out a ferocious roar, aimed at Father Wu, and transformed himself into a jet fighter, spewing green acid from his mouth.

The Bible and the cross in Father Wu's hands emitted a faint white light, which blocked it for a moment, and then with a bang, the cross exploded.

The Bible was also contaminated at a speed visible to the naked eye, quickly turning black.

"Father!"

A young monk ran over with holy water and washed Father Wu.

"Don't move, everyone continue, exorcise the demon with me!"

Father Wu was already confused.

Hallelujah!

My Almighty Lord!

Why don't you show up and save your servants?

This is a church!

There are so many monks here, and the devil comes out so openly!

Could it be that what the oriental Taoist priest said yesterday was right, this church is impure and there are demons!

But it's too late to regret.

In the movie, when Monk Wang pretended to be dead, it was Uncle Jiu who secretly took action and solved the problem. Because he was so famous and had hidden his merits, no one else knew about it and thought it was Father Wu who was showing his divine power.

But because of the deviation of the world, the plot changed. Uncle Jiu was humiliated and no one cared about them.

These fakes are completely defeated when they encounter the real thing.

"Impossible, absolutely impossible!"

Father Wu looked at Monk Wang who was about to stand up, gritted his teeth, looked at the large cross on the table, ran over quickly, and poured holy water on the cross.

The next second, the cross began to emit a blue light.

"Evil demon, come out of Monk Wang's body!"

Father Wu was indeed quite capable, and rushed towards Monk Wang holding a blessed cross.

what!

Monk Wang let out a strange cry, and rushed out directly. His speed was so fast that Father Wu could not catch up with him.

The young monk who was chanting scriptures nearby had no time to react before he was hugged by Monk Wang. Monk Wang opened his big mouth and bit off the guy's neck with a snap.

Ah, wow~

He could only let out a faint cry before dying.

David, who was kneeling on the ground and had not yet recovered from his shock, almost popped his eyes out when he saw this scene.

Fake!

It turns out that what Uncle Jiu said was true!

The townspeople who were hiding outside the door and looking in also saw this scene, and then they could no longer stay.

"Oh my god, he's really pretending to be dead!"

"There are zombies, run!"

"Hurry up and go to the gym to invite Uncle Jiu!"

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