allonlinenovel Chapter 407 Balala Energy Damn It!
Chapter 407 Balala Energy Damn It!
Lu Xiaoli looked at the test questions proudly, picked up the pen and started filling them out!
1. What's your husband's name? (Mo Liyuan)
2. What is your second husband's name? (Qi Yan)
3. What is your third husband's name? (Luo Jingyu)
4. What is your fourth husband's name? (Ming Siyuan)
5. What is your fifth husband's name? (Ouyang Xuanyi)
6. What's your sixth husband's name? (System, Tongbao)
7. What is your seventh husband's name? (Bo Yan, Jinwu)
8. What's your eighth husband's name? (Shi Yan)
9. Guess who I am? (My treasure~)
10. Do you miss me? (One word: 'yes', two words: 'I miss you very much', three words: 'I miss you very much', four words: 'I miss you very much', five words: 'I miss you very much', six words: 'I miss you so much, my husband', seven words...)
I confidently handed in the test paper, and a mechanical voice came over: "Congratulations on getting full marks. You can choose to leave the exam copy at any time!"
Lu Xiaoli didn't want to leave for the time being, so he walked towards other players to see how difficult their test papers were!
He skipped to Shi Yan's side and took a look at the test questions!
【Test paper displayed! 】
1. What kind of book can’t be bought in bookstores?
2. Where does the world’s largest sweet potato grow?
3. Who is the most disobedient?
4. What is a playful child’s favorite subject?
5. What is something that is clearly round, but everyone says it is square?
6. What is in between 2 and 4?
7. What will happen if a piece of bread twists its ankle while walking on the road?
8. Do you know how heavy the stars are?
9. When a dog is desperate, it will jump over the wall. What will happen when a person is desperate?
10. What is lighter the bigger it is?
Shi Yan gave Lu Xiaoli a reassuring look, indicating that she didn't need to worry, it was all a small matter!
Lu Xiaoli strolled around again until he was stunned when he saw the test paper of the players from his aunt's country. The questions were simply terrible and he didn't know any of them.
Too bored, she just left the exam copy, glanced at the big boss carrying an axe, hugged his thighs directly, raised her shy face and shouted: "Husband, I'm here!"
The big boss squatted down and held Lu Xiaoli in his arms. Yes, you read that right, in his arms, because his current identity is a big boss who is one hundred meters tall.
"Master, do you miss me?" the system whispered.
Lu Xiaoli nodded frantically, as if he wanted to pour out all the thoughts in his heart: "Yes, of course I do! System, you are so heartless. You didn't come to see me for so long. I'm so angry!"
The system seemed to sense Lu Xiaoli's anger and quickly begged for mercy: "I'm sorry, Master. I will return to you after this instance is over."
"Then call me wife!" Lu Xiaoli said coquettishly, shaking her little hands.
The system gently raised its hand, allowing their eyes to meet. His soft whisper brushed past Lu Xiaoli's ears like a spring breeze: "Wife, your husband misses you too."
Lu Xiaoli jumped lightly from the big hand and sat steadily on the system's shoulder. Her little feet swayed gently, as if telling of her good mood at the moment.
The two chatted like this, time seemingly standing still. That is until Shi Yan emerged from the exam dungeon, followed by the other two from Longguo. Then, the drunkard and the drowned ghost also appeared.
At this time, there was only one person from Longguo and three people from Auntieguo left in the copy exam.
Time ran out, and the match began again. Dragon Country won with a commanding 2-0 advantage, and the right to use the BOSS naturally fell to Dragon Country.
The drunkard yelled in dissatisfaction, "Baka! I don't accept it! Who can do the questions on the first test?
Although I barely passed the second test, I suspect you guys from Dragon Country cheated!"
The drowned ghost couldn't help but start complaining, "I just want to ask, who came up with this question? Holy crap! Is this really a question? Could it be some idiot hired by Sun Wukong?"
Is this match still worth continuing? Just surrender!
But even if I surrender, I need the consent of four people. They are still taking exams, how could they possibly agree?"
The drunk sighed helplessly and said, "Forget it, let's just do our best. We've already done our best anyway."
The game begins again!
With the help of the big boss, Lu Xiaoli's tower-pushing speed was as fast as autumn wind sweeping away fallen leaves.
The two people on the opposite side were still struggling and had not been able to find a breakthrough.
The drunkard's skill mantras were practically smoking as he chanted them. He yelled, "Look at my mana-regenerating skill: 'Balala Energy, Makabaka, I'm so fucking awesome!'"
Then he yelled, "Look at my health-recovery skill: 'Private Marseilles motherfucker!'"
Then, he yelled again: "Look at my speed-up skill: 'Arigato fart sauce, wadasi you stupid to make up?'"
Whenever his skills refreshed, he would shout out his slogans again. His voice echoed across the battlefield, as if to overturn the entire world.
"Don't look at me! Damn it! Don't look at me! Beat me to death! I'm tired! This is a stupid game!
I don't know if I can win the game! Anyway, my voice is about to split! Who invented this game character?
Do I have to shout out my skills?" The drunkard's voice was filled with helplessness and anger.
The drowned ghost was also shouting for help: "Brother! Hurry up and give me back my health! Save me~"
The drunk rolled his eyes helplessly and shouted, "Here it comes! This fucking game!
Look at my blood recovery skill: 'Private Masai mother fuck!' Look at my acceleration skill: 'Arigato fart sauce, Wadasi you stupid to make up?'"
As soon as the skill refreshes, he shouts the skill slogan again: "Look at me recovering mana: 'Bala La Energy, Maka Baka I'm so fucking strong!'
Look at me recovering blood: 'Private Masai mother le Baba! '
Look at me speeding up: 'Arigato fart sauce, wadasi you stupid just make up? '"
Whenever his skills refresh, he will repeat them again.
His voice echoed over the battlefield, as if venting all his fatigue and anger.
【Live broadcast room: barrage! 】
I've given up on this. Anyway, our Auntie Country has no hope of winning this game!
[Haha! What's the point of playing games? There's no games left! There are still three idiots struggling in the dungeon exam! But then again, even if they come out, what's the point? It's just a waste of time!]
[Hello everyone! I'm the private Marseille Pipi-chan! Wadasi, please end this quickly! I'm so angry that my stomach hurts!]
I didn't learn anything from watching a live broadcast! But I did learn the drunkard's magic spell!
I can recite it with my eyes closed now: 'Look at me regenerating mana:' Balala energy, makabaka I'm so fucking hot! 'Look at me regenerating health:' Private Masai motherfucker! 'Look at me accelerating:' Arigato fart sauce, wadasi you idiot, just fill it up? ']
What the hell was that Lu Xiaoli from Dragon Country writing on his test paper? Who are the eight husbands? Couldn't he have cheated more covertly? Are you guys in Dragon Country so blatant?
Is anyone willing to speak up for our Auntie Country? Waiting online! It's urgent!
[I voluntarily abandon my aunt's country and join the Dragon Country. I beg the great god to take me in!]
Let's silence this world! Let's listen to the sound of the aunt's country breaking down.
【…】
As you can imagine, this copy was a crushing victory!
[Ding—The dungeon ends, and rewards are distributed. Those who fail the mission will be punished, and the winner can leave the dungeon at any time!]