allonlinenovel Chapter 295 What is the Stink?
Chapter 295 What is the Stink?
Fang Liangdi in the Eastern Palace met with such a big accident that no one knew whether she was alive or dead, but it did not stop the Crown Princess from going to Lingguang Temple to pray for blessings.
Not only did the captain of the guards and the other guards feel chilled to the bone, but even the coachman and several palace maids felt chilled to the bone.
People are like grass, that's all!
Fang Qingge in the space watched everyone leave, but she did not come out.
Although she felt sorry for the loyal little Mumian, she still hardened her heart and did not take her away for the sake of her own plan.
I was extremely disappointed with the women in the Eastern Palace.
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"Xiao Qi, did you give the stinky medicine I chose to the two bad guys Zhao Yaxue and Zhang Yuying?"
"Master, I just came down. Just wait and see! That Yao Jue Jue Zi.
The stench coming from their bodies is enough to kill people. Hehehe…they won’t be able to face people anymore from now on.”
As soon as Xiao Qi finished his giggles, he heard a commotion from the group of people in front.
This was followed by exaggerated vomiting and yelling.
Fang Qingge looked at the real-time image transmitted by the robot Xiaoqi and smiled.
"Master, it's a bargain for them!"
"Don't worry, Xiaoqi, the time is not right yet, just let them jump around.
I am not so saintly as to say that a life for a life is enough. Look, the show is about to begin."
Fang Qingge sat on the sofa in the space and watched the show on the big screen.
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On the winding mountain road, a foul sour smell began to spread.
The Crown Princess and Concubine Zhang covered their mouths and noses and cursed.
"Oh my god~ What's that smell? Who is it? Who stinks so bad? It's killing me!"
"Oh my, this is from you two. Get out of here. It stinks. Get out of here."
The two senior palace maids were stunned by the stench that suddenly emanated from their masters.
I couldn't bear the dizziness any longer, and when I heard the word "get out", I felt like I had survived a disaster. I grabbed a piece of clothing to cover my mouth and nose, and ran out trembling.
Once I got out of the carriage, my hands and feet were useless.
"Plop, plop."
He fell off the carriage and his head was bleeding.
As soon as the carriage door was opened, a foul smell rushed out, and the eunuch who was driving the carriage for the Crown Princess was caught unawares.
The stench choked him so much that his face turned red and he almost passed out. He patted his chest and gasped for breath, feeling nauseous and wanting to vomit.
Before he could jump out of the carriage, he fell headfirst off the carriage and passed out from the smoke.
The stench continued to spread.
The first to suffer are the horses, which have very sensitive senses.
Then I saw the horses all stopped and stopped moving, neighing loudly with "chi chi chi" sounds.
The guards on horseback were dizzy from the sudden stench, and they staggered and almost fell off their horses.
After they quickly got off their horses, they could no longer control their bodies' reaction to the stench.
They bent over and vomited continuously.
“Ouch, ouch…” Each sound became louder and louder.
Then I heard the captain of the guards leading the way turned back and shouted with bated breath,
"Everyone, don't panic. Cover your mouth and nose where you are. An assassin has released poison gas."
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"Hahaha, master, this captain of the guard is so funny." The robot Xiaoqi in the space laughed happily.
There was also a smile in Fang Qingge's eyes.
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"Ahhh, what should I do? Help!"
Li Liangdi and others in the carriage behind also smelled the stench, and heard what the captain of the guards said about the assassin. They were so scared that they covered their mouths and noses and burst into tears.
He wanted to escape in panic.
As soon as I opened the door of the carriage, it was terrible. The outside was filled with a foul odor. Even the strong wind and snow could not blow away the suffocating smell.
The carriage was instantly filled with tears. Li Liangdi and the other two jumped out of the carriage desperately, crying.
"Don't jump out of the car, ladies and gentlemen. It's dangerous. It's dangerous!"
The captain of the guards was so anxious that he couldn't even shout anymore.
The snow was slippery, and these pampered women slipped.
“Plop~Plop~” “Ouch~Ouch, I sprained my ankle!”
Several screams of pain resounded through the sky.
The captain of the guards couldn't bear to look at it.
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"Everyone listen carefully, cover your mouth and nose with a sweat towel."
He ordered the guards to cover their mouths and noses with their sweat towels.
With a big wave,
"Save people first."
Li Liangdi, Lu Liangyuan, Qian Shiqi and their three senior maids fell to the ground as if they were competing.
They all sprained their ankles to varying degrees.
The guards didn't care about the hierarchy and reached out to help.
Before they could get up, they were all fainted by the stench.
The scene was in chaos.
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And the kapok sitting in the carriage just sat there stupidly, as if he had lost his sense of smell.
In fact, what she didn't know was that Muqian's breath had been purified by the robot Xiaoqi.
There was no such stench in the air she breathed.
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The captain of the guards endured the nausea and checked everywhere, and finally found out the truth. The stench was coming from the Crown Princess and Concubine Zhang.
At first they thought there was something wrong with the carriage they were riding in, so they both got off.
Unexpectedly, when the two culprits got off the car, the head guard was so choked that he sat down on the ground. After getting up in a panic, he quickly said,
"Crown Princess, you and Concubine Zhang, please get in the car! Hurry up and get in the car!"
The Crown Princess covered her mouth and nose and cried, not caring about the captain guard's disrespect.
Concubine Zhang, who was standing by, also realized that the stench was indeed coming from her own body. She covered her mouth and nose and finally couldn't bear the blow and burst into tears.
The two were forcibly locked into the carriage by the captain of the guards.
The captain of the guards, who had not walked far, heard a fierce argument in the carriage.
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The Crown Princess and Concubine Zhang stared at each other and tore at each other.
"It's the smell of you."
"Princess Consort, this is unfair! It was first on you, and now it's on me. How can you not tell right from wrong?"
"It's you, it's you. A piece of bad water. It's strange if it doesn't stink."
"I'm bad, and you're no better than me, so where can you go?"
"You? Get out."
"Why should I get out? I am the daughter of the Minister of Revenue, and my status is no lower than yours. Why should I be bullied by you everywhere?"
"You? You're rebelling! You're rebelling! Why? Because I'm the Crown Princess. You-just wait. I'll go to my aunt to seek justice when I return to the palace."
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Fang Qingge heard every word of the quarrel. Seeing this farce, she rubbed her brows and said speechlessly,
"Xiao Qi, I won't watch it anymore. Let them have it easy for now. When the prince and I come back, we'll let them confess all the evil deeds they have done."
"Yes, but Master, it's not bad to let them suffer a fate worse than death. Hehe..."
After the incident, the indignant robot Xiaoqi wanted to kill the two vicious women on the spot.
Now seeing their farce, thinking that this is just the beginning, my mood becomes better again.
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Suddenly, Fang Qingge said,
"However, the man who threw the dart cannot be allowed to have an easy time."
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