The ancients watched me play the Starry Sky Railway

Chapter 470: It makes people laugh

"Know yourself and know your enemy... Let me see, who should I ask now?" March Seven glanced at the crowd.

"And then, before she could find anyone else, she was approached by two people..."

"You are the player who replaced Yan Qing Xiao Wei in the match, March Seven, right?"

"Yes, you are?" Sanyueqi blinked blankly.

"As you can see, I'm a reporter covering live events... Yeah, that's right." The reporter said, as if he wasn't sure himself.

"As the organizer, Tianbosi has made quite thorough preparations. It's quite interesting." Yunli was quite interested.

Reporter: "Haha, yeah, big events like this usually involve people like us. By the way, while the game's starting, can I ask some questions that interest me?"

"Of course." Sanyueqi nodded happily.

"Auntie Himeko, I'm going to be on TV!"

"That's great!" the reporter exclaimed, delighted. "First, the question everyone is most concerned about: Yan Qing Xiao Wei didn't appear at today's Martial Arts Ceremony. According to some unreliable rumors, I heard that Yan Qing Xiao Wei is seriously injured. Is this true?"

"March Seven thought about it and decided that he couldn't tell Yan Qing to go after Hu Lei, as that would cause panic, so he simply nodded."

"Fake news, fake news!" Song Zhenzong Zhao Heng stomped his feet in anger when he saw this.

What kind of reporter are you? You yourself said it was just gossip, why are you still talking about it so seriously?

And Xiao Sanyue, how could you help the evil?

If it is fake news, you should thoroughly refute it!

The main reason why he was so angry was that he had experienced a "hat monster case".

Previously, a strange incident occurred in Luoyang, the Western Capital. Every night, there was a thing shaped like a hat, hovering in the air, emitting dazzling light, and could instantly fly into people's homes. It could also transform into a werewolf and walk upright backwards.

The people called it "Hat Monster".

(Some speculated that this was a UFO sighting. After all, it was shaped like a hat, hovering in mid-air, and glowing...it really did look a bit like a UFO.)

After this incident spread to Kaifeng Prefecture, all kinds of rumors began to spread, and the people of Kaifeng Prefecture were very frightened.

Even the more than 400,000 troops stationed in Kaifeng Prefecture were in panic and had to sit together with their weapons when sleeping at night.

It is conceivable that if this kind of thing is exploited by an ambitious person... then he will probably be crowned emperor again.

Zhao Heng had no choice but to send people to various temples and Taoist temples to worship various gods and exorcise demons.

As a result... the rumors were still flying everywhere, and they could only be suppressed by severe punishment.

In this situation, he wanted to cry but had no tears.

"How come even a force as powerful as Xianzhou still has fake news? You guys will die if you don't spread rumors!"

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The reporter quickly asked, "How could this be so? Why was he so seriously injured?"

"March Seventh said with a look of grief, 'It was a traffic accident. The road was blocked, and someone yelled, 'Isn't the sidewalk spacious?' and rushed forward, hitting Master Yanqing."

"Hiss! This is really dangerous!" the reporter gasped.

"The Star Raft is so fast, if it gets hit, it's bound to be covered in bruises."

"After the martial arts performance begins, Miss March Seven will be challenged by sword masters from different worlds. Is there any opponent you're particularly excited to face?" the reporter asked.

"March Seven nodded: "Yes, yes."

Reporter: "Who is this contestant?"

"March Seven thought for a moment and said, 'Su Chang!'"

"Well, among all the people she knows in Xianzhou, this is the only one who is easier to bully."

"The most important thing is that Su Shang is just as stupid as her!"

"You really have self-awareness..."

Han Yu was helpless.

You say she is stupid, but she knows she is stupid. You say she is not stupid, but she is indeed stupid.

"Little Sanyue, you should read more books and learn to be a little smarter. Then you can show off your knowledge in front of Suchang in the future. Wouldn't that be wonderful?"

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"Su, Su Shang... Who's that? I seem to have seen that name a lot online lately."

"I haven't heard of it, but I have a feeling I've seen it in some acrobatic performance—the chest crushing of rocks."

"Now that the interview is over, Sanyueqi can finally go check on the other contestants."

"She found a Cloud Rider."

Yunqi asked enthusiastically, "Do you have any questions?"

"March Seven asked bluntly, 'Do you have any weaknesses?'"

"If you really want to know my weakness..." Yunqi thought carefully and said, "Is it a weakness that I always end up losing the conversation as soon as I open my mouth? Oh, I understand why you two are asking me that. I'm not a competitor, just a security guard responsible for the event. You've got the wrong person."

"That was a bit awkward." Sanyueqi scratched his head. "Did you find anything wrong?"

"After all, there are still Buli people fleeing, and she is a little worried that they might attack here."

"Nothing's wrong. It's calm and peaceful," said Yunqi.

"March Seven & Yunli: "...""

"Another dull moment, as expected," Yunqi said, unable to resist. "Do you get the joke? 'Lang' and 'lang' have the same pronunciation, which is hilarious."

(It turns out that Xianzhou also has its own Shuzui and Seno...)

"This person actually explained a joke!" Yun Li was shocked.

"Alas, the first thing I say is a dull silence. It's my weakness indeed." Yunqi sighed, feeling extremely disappointed.

"Are all the soldiers of the Immortal Boat so idle?" Bai Qi almost suffocated.

He was really left out.

How could someone tell such a cold joke!

Totally not funny!

But when Yunli complained... it was really funny!

"I don't know why, but I feel like what he is holding in his hand should be a boat oar instead of a battle sword." Bai Qi's adjutant said seriously.

"Oh? Why?" Bai Qi raised his eyebrows.

The adjutant was also embarrassed: "There's no reason... I just feel that people who tell bad jokes should be equipped with a paddle, the kind with a desert wind."

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"March Seven asked some more questions to the contestants, and she finally felt calmer. Only then did she understand Yun Li's intentions."

"It's not only to help her understand the enemy better, but also to calm her panic."

"The two then went to the upper deck of the Jingfeng ship, which was the competition venue and viewing platform."

"Wow! This is what it's like to look out from the stands..." Sanyueqi looked at the huge square with excitement.

"Especially those three thick gun barrels, they fully demonstrate what it means to be full of martial virtue!"