allonlinenovel Chapter 308 Signature! Life-sized standee!
Chapter 308 Signature! Life-sized standee!
Swish!
The pen tip glides across the coated photographic paper, producing an extremely relaxing hissing sound.
The three characters "Jiang Baizhi" appeared on the paper as if flowing through clouds and water, with clear and powerful strokes, yet retaining a feminine grace.
What's most amazing is that, with the blessing of that god-level signature design, the three characters echo each other, making it look like a gold-plated medal!
"Holy crap, that's amazing!"
Jiang Bai stared at the glittering signature, his eyes filled with a kind of intoxicated feeling that "I'm also captivated by myself."
"Buy blind boxes and get a free master-level calligraphy or painting – it's an absolute steal!"
but.......
Jiang Bai stared at the ending of the character "芷" and his lips twitched violently.
The last stroke below the grass radical, due to the inertia of the system design, playfully outlines a small, round heart.
"How could I have a heart? It just doesn't suit my personality at all."
[Ding! Host, please assume the role. You are now Jiang Baizhi, the sweetheart of the entire internet. Adding a heart to your signature not only increases fan loyalty but also boosts the profit margin of your charity auction by 30%. This is the taste of money. Are you sure you want to change?]
Jiang Bai looked at the heart shape and coughed lightly.
"...Fine, it's all about charity. For the sake of the children in the mountains (the million-yuan prize), I'll accept!"
For the next while, only the sound of rubbing and scraping could be heard in the classroom.
Jiang Bai's hands were as steady as a rock, and within half an hour, all the hundreds of photos were signed.
The rows of golden signatures gleamed under the lights, paired with each breathtakingly beautiful photo.
Jiang Bai felt that this was no longer just a peripheral product; it was an artwork, a nuclear weapon!
After signing the last photo, Jiang Bai neatly put it back into the express box and sealed it with tape.
"Phew... Next up is the most tedious part: packaging."
Jiang Bai carried the heavy suitcase, looking at the acrylic pendants and cloth bags.
There are hundreds of blind boxes. If he were to pack them all by himself in the classroom, he probably wouldn't finish until dawn.
"hey-hey."
Jiang Bai's lips curled into a smile. "How could such an opportunity to serve the goddess be missed by those few rebellious sons?"
Then, I picked up the three heavy boxes of materials and walked back to my dormitory.
.......
Just as he reached the door of room 404, before he could even free his hand to open it, a deafening "whoosh" came from inside, making the door rattle.
Jiang Bai's heart skipped a beat: "Damn it, what kind of trouble are these bastards up to now?"
then.
Jiang Bai pushed open the dormitory door with a forceful push.
The moment he pushed open the door, Jiang Bai froze on the spot.
The once spacious dormitory room now had a life-size standee of Jiang Baizhi standing in the middle, taller than a person!
The "Jiang Baizhi" on the standee is wearing an ethereal white dress, her eyes cool yet revealing a touch of holiness.
Under the simple dormitory light, it surprisingly gave off a feeling of "a fairy descending to earth".
"Third brother! You're back just in time! Look!"
"This is a 'school treasure' that we guys commissioned from GG Company overnight!"
Su Ze pounced over with shining eyes, grabbed Jiang Bai's shoulder, pointed at the signboard, and looked extremely enthusiastic.
Jiang Bai stared blankly at the "himself" on the standee, then suddenly noticed several signs next to it flashing with colorful LED lights.
The next second, he opened his mouth as if to say something, but ultimately fell silent.
It was written in extremely flamboyant artistic lettering:
[Jiang Baizhi Global Support Group - Shanghai Headquarters]
"The whole...world?"
Jiang Bai felt as if a lump of cotton was stuffed in his throat, and his voice trembled as he spoke.
"Su Ze, aren't you taking a bit too big of a leap?"
"My... sister only sang two songs, and she's already global?"
"Or are you planning to put this sign on the space station tomorrow?"
Gu Dapeng, standing to the side, patted his chest and corrected him with an air of righteous indignation:
"Third brother, you don't understand! You need to have a long-term vision!"
"With Bai Zhi's incredible score of 1995, going global is just a matter of time!"
"We need to reserve our spots in advance and get there first!"
"We want the entire school to know that our 404 is the strongest global supporter of the goddess Bai Zhi!"
Lin Le pushed up his glasses and added with a serious expression:
"I've already checked. Tomorrow's school sports meet will not only be broadcast live on campus, but many students will also post it on external websites."
"Therefore, the word 'global' is truly well-deserved."
Jiang Bai stared at the life-size cardboard cutout, and cold sweat trickled down his spine.
"So...where do you plan to put this thing?"
Jiang Bai asked tentatively.
Su Ze waved his hand with a heroic air, pointing towards the school gate outside the window:
"I've already become quite familiar with the old man in the security office!"
"Tomorrow morning, we'll put this life-size cardboard cutout up at the most prominent entrance on the school's main road!"
"Not only that, I also want to add those flashing signs!"
"We want everyone who steps into the Shanghai Theatre Academy to be greeted by the unparalleled beauty of our goddess Bai Zhi!"
The words fell.
A truly magical scene instantly flashed through Jiang Bai's mind:
Tomorrow morning, at the bustling school gate, three extremely enthusiastic boys will be guarding a huge statue of "Jiang Baizhi".
Every time someone came by, they would rush up and frantically promote their services, just like they were staging a large-scale missionary event!
The scene was even terrifying!
Jiang Bai immediately gave an awkward but polite smile.
"Your idea is great, and I'm happy for my sister."
"But...no! Absolutely not!"
"This is so embarrassing!"
"This isn't advertising; you're just adding to the traffic congestion around the school!"
"If the school leaders see this, they'll think our school is involved in some kind of evil organization!"
Su Ze looked confused:
"Awkward? How could it be awkward? This is called prestige!"
"Brother-in-law, are you shy?"
Presentation?
Jiang Bai figured if he stood next to that sign, he'd probably spontaneously combust!
To preserve his integrity, Jiang Bai adopted a mysterious yet slightly worried expression, and sighed, saying:
"Brothers, listen to my advice."
"My sister is a proud and reserved person, and she dislikes this kind of ostentatious display the most."
"If you really put it up at the main gate, I'm afraid that when she enters the school tomorrow and sees this scene, she'll turn around and go straight back to the film crew, and the charity sale will be ruined."
Upon hearing that "Bai Zhi is leaving," the three roommates immediately wilted.
"Then... then put it on the platform?"
Su Ze tentatively asked, "Should the principal give a speech himself?"
"Are you crazy?!"
Jiang Bai glared at him. "Do you want Old Zhang to have a heart attack on the spot?"
"Place it in the middle of the playground?"
Gu Dapeng scratched his head. "Make all the athletes run laps around Bai Zhi?"
Jiang Bai took a deep breath, forcibly suppressing the urge to faint:
"Have you considered that if everyone is just looking at the signboard, who will be interested in donating?"
"We need to convert traffic into donations!"
"Oh yeah, so you'll put it in the cafeteria? So the whole school can watch Bai Zhi eat?"
"Absolutely not!!"
"......"