allonlinenovel Chapter 149 Mom is the Greatest
Chapter 149 Mom is the Greatest
Chapter 149 Mom is the Greatest
Outside the door, Zhuo Yang stared at Xiao Rou with a dark expression.
"Master, why don't you go in? Sister Ke'er has a beautiful figure!" Xiao Rou blinked in confusion, trying to push the door open.
What the hell are you looking at? That's not a place you can just look at randomly!
Zhuo Yang's face darkened. He quickly blocked the doorway and whispered, "Xiao Rou, do me a favor!"
"The Cold Spirit Pill!" Xiao Rou stretched out her hand, smiling broadly.
Well, they've got our Achilles' heel.
It's unbelievable that a girl with the mental capacity of a seven-year-old can already do business!
Zhuo Yang's lips twitched, and he gritted his teeth as he threw her a glass bottle containing twenty Cold Spirit Pills. Three million was just thrown away like that.
Xiao Rou swiftly stuffed the bottle into her storage pouch, then smiled and asked, her eyes narrowed, "Master, what do you need me to do? I promise I'll do it right. Also, I want to eat roasted meat!"
"Children shouldn't eat so much meat!" Zhuo Yang was furious and refused outright.
Then he put on a smiling face, "Xiaorou, when you go in later, you have to make some jokes to distract Ke'er. Don't let her have a chance to speak, understand?"
"I understand!" Xiaorou nodded vigorously. "What does 'interrupting and making fun' mean?"
"..."
Zhuo Yang pressed his forehead; his head ached.
Damn, how can a seven-year-old be so difficult?
"Interrupting someone's speech means deliberately not giving them a chance to speak, or deliberately interrupting someone, which can make people very angry!" Zhuo Yang patiently explained to Xiao Rou.
Xiao Rou nodded in sudden realization, "Master, why did you make Sister Ke'er feel bad?"
Zhuo Yang smacked his lips and grinned, "Because your sister Ke'er wants to eat me!"
They wanted to bite Xiaorou to death; it's so hateful!
Seriously, are all children this hateful?
"Why did Sister Ke'er eat you?" Xiao Rou looked scared, just like a child, innocent and cute.
Zhuo Yang sighed and patted her head. "Don't worry about adult matters, just do as I say!"
"Oh!" Xiaorou pouted, looking very dissatisfied.
Zhuo Yang looked at her and sighed inwardly. No wonder his mother always used this phrase to brush him off back then; it turned out she really had no other choice.
It's because kids are so annoying!
After calming himself down and regaining his composure, Zhuo Yang knocked on the door and, after receiving a response, pushed it open and entered.
Beside the large bed, Lin Shishi looked at Zhuo Yang with a half-smile. Dongfang Ke'er was huddled under the covers, only her little head peeking out, her big eyes blinking, her eyes shimmering like water, making one want to pounce on her.
Zhuo Yang didn't dare look at Ke'er for long, and coughed twice before saying, "Mom, I'm here to take you home!"
"I'm not going back!" Lin Shishi's face instantly turned cold as she looked out the window.
Zhuo Yang's lips twitched, and he said helplessly, "Mom, there's a saying that a good woman doesn't serve two husbands. You don't mean you're thinking of remarrying, do you?"
Lin Shishi suddenly turned back and looked at Zhuo Yang with sharp eyes, "Xiao Yang, what you said makes Mom very uncomfortable."
Zhuo Yang quickly sat down on the edge of the bed, put his arm around his mother's shoulder, and said shamelessly, "Mom, actually I'm on your side. You see, Dad has had a hard time supporting the family all these years, and he hasn't saved any money even in his old age. The family's savings are all thanks to you working hard at the accounting firm, saving up little by little."
"The most important thing is that Dad is almost an old man, but you, just look at your face, you're as beautiful as an angel, people would believe you're twenty. How can such a beautiful woman be with an old man?"
"If you ask me, you should just remarry. Don't worry about Dad, I'll take care of him. If he gets lonely, I'll just find him any woman to keep him company!"
Zhuo Yang spouted nonsense, saying whatever was most offensive, not believing his mother would agree.
"Xiao Yang, are you itching for a beating?" Lin Shishi was furious. She grabbed Zhuo Yang's ear and spun him around 180 degrees.
"Wow... Mom, let go, let go! I was just kidding!" Zhuo Yang screamed dramatically.
Even if Zhuo Yang lost his ear, he wouldn't make a sound, and his expression wouldn't even change. But Mom, let's make him happy for a moment.
Lin Shishi snorted before releasing Zhuo Yang, and said angrily, "You brat, you're getting bolder and bolder, daring to joke about your mother!"
"I'm telling the truth, Dad's an old man now..." Zhuo Yang continued to ramble on.
Lin Shishi's eyes widened, and she unleashed the aura of a wealthy heiress from back then, leaving Dongfang Ke'er, who was peeking out from the bed, completely stunned.
What a powerful aura!
"Zhuo Yang, go back and tell your dad that if any more vixens come knocking, he'll dig a hole for himself and bury himself!" Lin Shishi said through gritted teeth.
"You should tell him that yourself. I think you should find me a stepmother..."
Lin Shishi glared at him, and Zhuo Yang immediately pretended to be frightened, though he was actually trying so hard not to laugh that he almost died.
It's funny to tease your mom.
"I think we should find you a wife first, so we can keep you in check!" Lin Shishi glared fiercely at Zhuo Yang, then burst out laughing.
With Lin Shishi's intelligence, she could obviously tell that her son was joking with her.
She ran away because she was furious at Zhuo Yuze's indecisiveness. When Zhuo Yuze came to ask her to come back, she refused because she couldn't let go of her pride. Now that her son had given her a way out, she took the opportunity to go down the ladder.
daughter in law!
Dongfang Ke'er keenly grasped the key point and seized the opportunity to interject in a coquettish voice, "Aunt Shishi, what kind of daughter-in-law do you think is worthy of my master?"
Zhuo Yang's lips twitched, and he winked at Xiao Rou.
It took Xiao Rou a while to react before she cried out, "Master, Xiao Rou's stomach hurts, I need to poop!"
"..."
Zhuo Yang almost fell over. You were just making a joke, did you have to be so furious?
A terrifying silence fell over the room. Dongfang Ke'er and Lin Shishi were both looking at Xiaorou as if she were an alien.
In their eyes, Xin Mirou was a master of the Nascent Soul stage, an unapproachable figure, and they usually didn't dare to talk to her much.
What did she just say? To poop?
Is this something a true master should say? Where is the imposing presence? Where is the face?
"Mom, here's what happened." Zhuo Yang put aside the explosive matter and took the opportunity to change the subject. "Xiao Rou was poisoned and her mental capacity dropped to the level of a seven-year-old. She follows me around like a shadow, just like my eldest daughter. I'm at my wit's end."
"My master doesn't want me anymore!" Xiao Rou burst into tears, sitting on the ground, looking utterly pitiful.
Upon seeing this, Lin Shishi rushed over in a few steps, comforting her while patting her back, treating her completely like a little girl.
"Xiaoyang, leave Xiaorou to me. Let your mother take care of her. You've never taken care of a child before, so you won't be able to take good care of her!" Lin Shishi didn't even glance at Zhuo Yang; her attention was entirely focused on Xiaorou.
nice!
Zhuo Yang was overjoyed. This not only diverted Ke'er's attention but also dumped the troublesome Xiao Rou on his mother, killing two birds with one stone!