I was a conman in the Ming Dynasty.

Chapter 18 Biting each other

Chapter 18 Biting Each Other

"Um……"

Wang Qiang, holding his rice bowl in one hand and chopsticks in the other, stared blankly for a moment, thinking, "I won't get involved in your fight, you young couple. Otherwise, I'll end up pleasing neither side. I'll just continue eating."

Thinking of this, Wang Qiang acted as if nothing had happened, picked up a piece of fish with his chopsticks, put it in his mouth, smacked his lips, and savored it. It was sour and fragrant, and tasted delicious.

"Don't run!" Zhang Jiao chased after Wang Wenzhou.

Wang Wen ran around the table; how could he not run? Zhang Jiao slapped him across the face, making it sting. His fat face, already full of excess fat, was swollen from the slap, making his face even bigger than a pig's.

"Xiaoqiang! Come help!" Wang Wenzhou cried out for help.

"I feel too stuffy in here, I'm going out to eat." Wang Qiang picked up his favorite sweet and sour fish and left without looking back.

"Damn it!" Wang Wenzhou yelled, "Xiao Qiang, you're such a bad brother! You're so disloyal!"

"Young Master! Didn't you say that if a girl is angry, don't be afraid! She'll be fine after a good night's sleep! I'll close the door for you from the outside!" Wang Qiang smiled and closed the door.

"Shameless!" Zhang Jiao pointed at Wang Wenzhou and cursed him.

Wang Wenzhou smiled wryly. There's no problem between a man and a woman that can't be solved with sex. But the key is, you have to get through that first time! This woman is so fierce and strong; even if I wanted to force myself on her, I couldn't beat her!

Zhang Jiao grabbed Wang Wenzhou's clothes from behind and finally caught him! She raised her hand and hit Wang Wenzhou on the back.

"Clap clap clap..."

"Hiss..." Wang Wenzhou winced in pain!

"Rip!" Wang Wenzhou lunged forward, his clothes torn by Zhang Jiao.

"Trying to run! Not so easy!" Zhang Jiao kicked a stool and threw it at Wang Wenzhou.

"Damn it!" Wang Wenzhou's clothes were torn, and he ran to the door, shirtless. He wanted to open the door and escape, but when he saw the stool flying towards him, he quickly dodged it.

Zhang Jiao immediately chased after them again.

"Jiaojiao, don't hit her! Don't be angry, let's talk things over!" Wang Wenzhou said quickly.

“I’ll talk to you with my fists!” Zhang Jiao kicked Wang Wenzhou in the back.

"Ouch!" Wang Wenzhou cried out in pain, ran a few steps forward, and collapsed onto the bed.

"Shameless! Heartless! Unfaithful man!" Zhang Jiao shouted angrily as she rushed forward.

Wang Wen rolled over on the bed, using the blanket as a shield, and said, "Jiaojiao, stop hitting me! Can't we talk this out?"

Zhang Jiao lowered her head, and a few stray strands of long hair caught her eye. These strands pierced her heart deeply. That fat bastard! He just wrote a marriage contract to take me as his concubine, and now he's off to a brothel to sleep with some little whore! Why don't you take a good look at yourself in the mirror? You're so ugly! If my grandfather hadn't been drunk, why would he have agreed to give me to you as a concubine?!

That's bad enough! But you heartless bastard, you even think about that little bitch while you're eating! I can't stand this!

Zhang Jiao pushed off with her feet, jumped onto the bed, and kicked Wang Wenzhou.

"Bang!" Wang Wenzhou used the blanket as a shield. The kick didn't hurt his body, but the recoil was too great. When he was knocked back, his head hit the wall, and he saw stars.

Damn it! This won't do! This tough girl has gone crazy, I can't just sit here and take this beating! What if I get beaten so badly my own parents won't even recognize me! With that in mind, Wang Wenzhou decided to fight back.

Wang Wenzhou shook the blanket in his hand, and it spread out. He picked up a corner of the blanket, threw it over Zhang Jiao's head.

Zhang Jiao didn't expect that the fat man would dare to fight back. She felt a darkness before her eyes and quickly reached out to pull off the blanket covering her.

Wang Wenzhou seized the opportunity, knelt on the bed, grabbed Zhang Jiao's feet and pulled her down.

"You're asking for it!" Zhang Jiao was mostly lying on the bed, her head hanging off the edge. She pushed herself up with her legs, sat up, and raised her hand to strike.

Wang Wenzhou looked at Zhang Jiao and then lifted her up by her legs.

Although Wang Wenzhou wasn't a trained martial artist, he was still 1 meters tall and weighed over 8 kilograms, making him strong and capable. He gripped Zhang Jiao's feet tightly and turned her upside down.

"Jiaojiao, stop fooling around! Can we have a proper talk?" Wang Wenzhou now held the upper hand and wanted to take this opportunity to start negotiations.

"Hmph!" Zhang Jiao snorted coldly, braced her hands on the bed, and with a push of her legs, broke free from Wang Wenzhou's hands. Then, she clamped her legs around Wang Wenzhou's neck and used her hands to lift his more than 200-pound body.

"Thump!" Wang Wenzhou fell to the ground.

This type of leg-clamping neck throw was later known as the "Golden Scissors Kick" by fighting fans. Zhang Jiao's throw was absolutely beautiful.

After Wang Wenzhou fell, Zhang Jiao sat up with a "carp leaping up," straddled Wang Wenzhou, and swung her fists, hitting Wang Wenzhou's big head left and right.

"Bang! Bang..." Zhang Jiao was really angry, and she punched him hard without holding back.

Wang Wenzhou felt dizzy and didn't care about anything else. If he didn't fight hard, he would be beaten so badly by the violent woman that even his parents wouldn't recognize him!

Wang Wenzhou used all his strength to flip over and pin Zhang Jiao beneath him.

Zhang Jiao raised her leg to kick Wang Wenzhou away, but Wang Wenzhou, seeing that things were going badly, quickly used his thigh to press down on Zhang Jiao's thigh.

Seeing that her left leg was being held down, Zhang Jiao switched to using her right leg.

Seeing that he had countered the move, Wang Wenzhou quickly used his other leg to press down on Zhang Jiao's right leg.

Zhang Jiao's legs were pinned down, leaving her with no choice but to use her hands. As soon as she raised her left hand, it was firmly pressed down by Wang Wenzhou's right hand. Just as she tried to strike with her right hand, it was held down by Wang Wenzhou's left hand.

Wang Wenzhou was strong, and with his weight of over 200 pounds, he immediately pinned Zhang Jiao upside down on the bed.

"Get off!" Zhang Jiao struggled to get up, but her hands and feet were firmly pinned down, and she couldn't exert any strength. Despite her excellent martial arts skills, she was unable to use them.

"Do you think I'd dare leave?" Wang Wenzhou said with a wry smile, feeling frustrated. "Jiaojiao, stop throwing a tantrum. What's wrong? Let's talk this over!"

Wang Wenzhou's nasal congestion hadn't healed; the fat on his face twitched from time to time. As he spoke, his face twitched again, and drool dripped from his mouth.

Zhang Jiao was pinned down by Wang Wenzhou, their hands, feet, and faces touching. The drool dripping from Wang Wenzhou's mouth fell directly into Zhang Jiao's mouth.

"I'll fight you to the death!" Zhang Jiao went completely mad. Her limbs were controlled, but her head was still functional. She looked up and bit Wang Wenzhou's shoulder.

"Ah!" Wang Wenzhou cried out in pain.

Wang Wenzhou couldn't pry Zhang Jiao's head open with his hands; if he let go, Zhang Jiao would slap him hard across the face. Wang Wenzhou could only use his head to push Zhang Jiao's head open.

The two people were pressed face to face.

Zhang Jiao felt a cool sensation on her face as Wang Wenzhou's large face pressed against hers. Suddenly realizing something, she blushed, quickly spat out the meat in her mouth, and tilted her head to the side.

"Get out of here!" Zhang Jiao shouted.

“I won’t leave!” Wang Wenzhou replied.

"Hmph!" Zhang Jiao snorted coldly, no longer caring about anything else, and wanted to bite Wang Wenzhou again.

Seeing that things were going badly, Wang Wenzhou had no choice but to bring his big mouth close to Zhang Jiao's small mouth.

Wang Wenzhou thought to himself, "Being bitten hurts a lot. If the two of us bite each other mouth to mouth, I can at least gain some advantage."

A man and a woman were on the bed, mouth to mouth, biting each other, their teeth clashing. Because they were biting each other so closely, they couldn't speak clearly and could only make "ooh-ooh" sounds.

"Waaah..." Zhang Jiao's meaning was, of course: Get lost!

"Waaah..." Wang Wenzhou's meaning was clear: Only a fool would get lost!