I was a conman in the Ming Dynasty.

Chapter 163 Outing

Chapter 163 Picnic

At this charity auction, Wang Wenzhou earned a total of over 70 taels of silver. Considering that the Ming Dynasty's annual revenue was only around 400 million taels, Wang Wenzhou was overjoyed with his substantial sum. Furthermore, the goddess Sheng Lan had recovered from her injuries, and the weather was gradually warming up. Springtime was the perfect time for a spring outing. So, Wang Wenzhou took Sheng Lan to the countryside to breathe some fresh air.

Wang Wenzhou would certainly take Zhao Fengmin and lie on the lush green grass, letting the pretty girl give him a little nibble; it would be quite romantic.

Of course, Wang Wenzhou wouldn't tell Sheng Lan that Zhao Fengmin was his mistress. He tricked Sheng Lan by saying that Zhao Fengmin was a doctor. He explained, "Your injury has just healed; it wouldn't be good if another accident happened. Therefore, you should always have a doctor with you."

Sheng Lan wasn't stupid; how could she not know that her beloved man was having an affair? But she didn't want to expose him. Women in the Ming Dynasty believed that their men should sleep with other women. A man who didn't was simply not a good man.

If Wang Wenzhou knew that Sheng Lan thought this way, he would definitely be moved to tears.

Wang Wenzhou had just grabbed Zhao Fengmin's hand and found a secluded spot, preparing to start biting her.

Just as Zhao Fengmin was about to take off her clothes, her adopted son, Jiang Xuyang, came bouncing over and asked, "Dad, Mom, what are you playing?"

Zhao Fengmin blushed, gave Jiang Xuyang a resentful look, picked him up, and said, "Mom is changing Dad's bandages. Go play somewhere else."

Jiang Xuyang pouted and said reluctantly, "I want to play here."

"You little brat," Wang Wenzhou cursed inwardly. "I was just playing with the pretty girl for a while, what are you doing getting involved, you little bastard?"

"Why do you insist on playing here?" Zhao Fengmin gently stroked Jiang Xuyang's head and asked softly.

"My mother sent me here." Jiang Xuyang had so many mothers that he knew others might get confused, so he quickly explained, "Zhang Jiaoniang."

Wang Wenzhou frowned. "You little madwoman, you're always ruining my plans!"

With his adopted son causing trouble, Wang Wenzhou felt embarrassed to do anything inappropriate for children with the pretty girl in front of the child.

I don't know what kind of spell Zhang Jiao gave this little brat, but this little bastard is especially obedient to Zhang Jiao.

Wang Wenzhou asked with a smile, "Little Yangyang, which of your mothers is the prettiest?"

"Zhang Jiaoniang!" Jiang Xuyang glanced furtively at Zhao Fengmin, afraid she would be angry. He was clever; he knew that no mother, except Zhang Jiaoniang, would be happy to hear this truth. But Zhang Jiaoniang had told him not to lie.

"Are you kidding me?" Wang Wenzhou looked at Jiang Xuyang in bewilderment and cursed, "You little brat, are you out of your mind? What's so pretty about Jiaojiao? Not only is she flat-chested, but she also has a terrible temper and hits people at the drop of a hat. Look at your Minmin's mother, how beautiful she is."

“But Zhang Jiaoniang knows martial arts, she can teach me martial arts!” Jiang Xuyang said.

Damn it! Wang Wenzhou suddenly realized that he couldn't communicate with this brat. Kids' world is just too abnormal.

Wang Wenzhou didn't want to take Zhang Jiao on the picnic; the little rascal was prone to throwing tantrums, and Wang Wenzhou couldn't beat her. But Jiang Xuyang insisted on bringing Zhang Jiao along, so Wang Wenzhou had no choice but to take her along for the sake of his son.

As for Liu Rushi, Wang Wenzhou really wanted to bring her along, but when he went to talk to her, the beautiful Liu Rushi simply said "Get lost."

Since the brat was there, Wang Wenzhou felt embarrassed to do anything wrong. So he called all his women over and bragged to them about his future plans.

Wang Wenzhou, with one arm around Sheng Lan and the other hand occasionally stealing a touch on Zhao Fengmin, pointed into the distance and said, "I plan to build a few buildings in the square. One of them is the White House; the blueprints are all done. From now on, we'll live in the White House."

“Here…” Wang Wenzhou pointed to the small hill where they were and said, “We will build a summer resort here, and then we can come here to escape the summer heat. It’s cooler up in the mountains.”

Sheng Lan looked at Wang Wenzhou with admiration, her eyes sparkling.

Zhao Fengmin also looked on with admiration. The master was truly incredibly talented. Wang Wenzhou had taken Zhao Fengmin on a picnic today, and she was very happy. Although the master hadn't said he wanted to marry her, the fact that he brought her along meant that he was very likely to do so.

Only Zhang Jiao's gaze was hostile, as if she wanted to slap Wang Wenzhou's big face a few times. She noticed that the fat man's thieving hands were always secretly wandering over Zhao Fengmin's body. Sheng Lan, however, acted as if she hadn't seen it, but Zhang Jiao clearly saw it; Sheng Lan's eyes had secretly glanced at her—Sheng Lan definitely saw it.

Wang Wenzhou pointed to the pond at the foot of the mountain and said, "When it's finished here in the summer, I'll take you swimming. Just imagining you wearing thongs and playing in the water makes me swoon. Summer, come quickly!"

Sheng Lan's face immediately turned red; the adult was being silly again. The thong was Tingmei Clothing's latest product, designed by Wang Wenzhou, of course.

Tingmei Apparel always sends its newest products to Wang Wenzhou's women first. Sheng Lan, of course, knows what a thong looks like. It's just a single thread!

Wang Wenzhou kissed Sheng Lan in his arms, and then secretly touched Zhao Fengmin's buttocks with his large hand.

Life is so wonderful! Surrounded by so many beautiful women, well... Liu Rushi is so naughty, she won't let me sleep with her, this is Wang Wenzhou's biggest worry!

Wang Wenzhou was truly at a loss with Liu Rushi. His techniques for seducing her were completely ineffective against her clever mind. Just thinking about it made him want to cry with grievance.

"Xuyang, you've grown up. You need to be a good man and a good husband. Don't be like some philanderers!" Zhang Jiao gently stroked Jiang Xuyang's head, speaking with veiled sarcasm.

What?! Jiaojiao, you little crazy girl, aren't you ruining our son's life? If you don't chase girls when you're young, you won't have any to sleep with when you grow up! Don't you understand such a simple truth?

Wang Wenyi pulled Jiang Xuyang over, squatted down, looked into Jiang Xuyang's big eyes, and said seriously, "Son, you can't listen to your Zhang Jiaoniang! You have to start teaching girls how to pick them up from a young age. If you don't pick up girls when you're young, you won't have anyone to tease when you grow up. Which girl in your school is the prettiest?"

"Meng Xueyun," Jiang Xuyang said, referring to a female classmate.

Wang Wenzhou nodded and said seriously, "Son, when you go to school tomorrow, sit next to her. Like this..."

Wang Wenzhou quickly demonstrated to his son how to kiss.

"Sigh..." Sheng Lan hugged and kissed Wang Wenzhou, feeling both amused and exasperated. The adults were so irresponsible; they were definitely corrupting their son. But she didn't dare object. Or rather, Sheng Lan knew that if she objected, the adults would never teach their son like that in front of her again.

They must have been teaching her behind her back. The reason Sheng Lan didn't want to object was because she genuinely couldn't bear to. If she objected, the adults would definitely be unhappy. She couldn't do anything to upset them; their happiness was her greatest joy.