Chapter 350 Passionate but not lustful
Chapter 350 Passionate but not lustful
Chapter 350 Passionate but not lustful
"Tsk tsk tsk..." Wang Wenzhou looked Mu Yiyun up and down, clicking his tongue repeatedly. Everyone knows that I am a womanizer. Dorgon is so cunning. He sent such a beautiful girl. I can't sleep with her, and I can't not sleep with her. I'm so damn depressed.
"Sister-in-law, please do me a favor and sleep with her!" Wang Wenzhou kissed Sun Rurui and said with a smile.
"Huh?" Sun Rurui was baffled. What was wrong with her crazy husband this time?
Wang Wenzhou explained helplessly, "Sister-in-law, Dorgon has ill intentions. He knows I am a womanizer, so he deliberately sent a beautiful woman to seduce me. How could I fall for such an obvious sugar-coated bullet? But if I don't sleep with her, Dorgon will definitely send another beautiful woman next time."
Wang Wenzhou said with a wry smile, "Sister-in-law, you know me well. I am indeed a bit lecherous. What if I can't refuse the beautiful girl Dorgon sends next time and end up sleeping with her? That would be troublesome!"
Mu Yiyun felt like crying. Wasn't she pretty? She was no less beautiful than Consort Zhuang, whom you were sleeping with now! Why, you lecherous devil, didn't you want to sleep with her?
“But…” Sun Rurui said, both amused and exasperated, “Stop joking, I’m a woman, how can I sleep with her?”
Wang Wenzhou said with a smile, "Sister-in-law, you have hands, feet, and a mouth, so why can't you sleep with her? For the sake of our family harmony, please make the sacrifice and sleep with her. Come on! I'll teach you. It's similar to fighting. First, you use your mouth, then your hands! If you really can't beat her, you can use weapons!"
"Sigh..." Sun Rurui sighed. "My child, your father is a complete madman. Your mother can't do anything about him. He speaks so righteously, so your mother can only do as he says."
Mu Yiyun really cried, not because she was being slept with, but because she felt wronged. Wang Wenzhou, that notorious lecher, didn't sleep with her, but let his wives and concubines sleep with her instead. How could she report this to the Prince? Even if you beat the Prince to death, he would never believe it!
Half an hour later, Wang Wenzhou and his baby Sun Rurui finished their battle. The two girls who had been slept with sat in the sedan chair in a daze, not knowing whether to laugh or cry.
Da Yu'er glanced at Wang Wenzhou with a mournful look. That madman Wang Wenzhou—you couldn't imagine what he would do, you'd never even dream of his actions before you met him. But after meeting him, no matter what he did, you wouldn't be surprised at why he did it, because he was simply a madman.
Mu Yiyun wiped away her tears, feeling wronged. She wanted to shout at Wang Wenzhou, "What the hell is wrong with me compared to other girls? Why don't you sleep with me, and why do you humiliate me like this? My first time was with a woman! Oh God! Help me!"
“Baby, why are you crying? So what if you were slept with? Isn’t this your mission?” Wang Wenzhou asked with a smile.
Mu Yiyun burst into tears, saying aggrievedly, "Wang Wenzhou, you can't bully people like this!"
"Are you kidding me? Who's bullying me?" Wang Wenzhou cursed. "Do you think I'm that stupid? Or does Dorgon think I'm that stupid? I can't see through Dorgon's intentions?"
Mu Yiyun blushed all the way to her neck. Yes, she had only thought of Wang Wenzhou as a lecherous man and forgot that he was also a complete schemer. He was always the one deceiving others; how could anyone deceive him?
Wang Wenzhou said with a smile, "Baby, don't feel wronged. I let my Rui Rui sleep with you for your own good. Think about it, if you don't get to sleep with me, how will you report back to Dorgon? I bet Dorgon has plenty of spies like you under his command. Why would Dorgon waste money and resources to support useless spies?"
Mu Yiyun frowned. What Wang Wenzhou said wasn't impossible. If she really went back to report, and Wang Wenzhou had no feelings for her, then the prince would definitely find someone else to carry out the mission, and she would likely be punished.
Wang Wenzhou gently stroked Mu Yiyun's hair and said with a smile, "Go back and tell Dorgon that I not only slept with you, but also praised your beauty. Then, tell him that if he really can't force Huang Taiji to start a war, then forget it. He can carry out an assassination, let Dorgon secretly kill Huang Taiji, and then seize his throne."
Mu Yiyun retorted, "This matter is not that simple. Even if Huang Taiji were to die, it would be Hauge who would inherit the throne."
Wang Wenzhou laughed and scolded, "Baby, don't be so silly. If you can assassinate Huang Taiji, why can't you assassinate Hauge? Go back and tell Dorgon to send some good men to the Ming Dynasty to kill Hauge. Hauge is currently in the Ming Dynasty participating in peace talks. Killing him might force Huang Taiji to send troops to the Ming Dynasty."
Mu Yiyun nodded and said, "I will go back and report to the Prince right away."
After Mu Yiyun finished speaking, she put on her clothes and said, "Farewell, Lord Wang!"
"Baby, how can you be so rude? Saying goodbye means giving a kiss! Come on, give me a kiss!" Wang Wenzhou hugged Mu Yiyun and kissed her.
Mu Yiyun was very surprised. Wang Wenzhou, didn't you despise me? Why are you kissing me again?
Mu Yiyun's kissing skills were clumsy. After the kiss, Wang Wenzhou said with a smile, "Baby, to be honest, if you weren't a girl sent by Dorgon, I would definitely sleep with you. But I dare not! Although I am lustful, I value my life even more. I don't want to die in your bed one day."
“Lord Wang, you can ask the Prince to give me to you!” Mu Yiyun said with a smile.
"Baby, do you think I'm that stupid? Dorgon might be willing to give it to me, but would I dare to accept it?" Wang Wenzhou slapped Mu Yiyun's bottom hard and said angrily, "Baby, I'm warning you, don't seduce me again, or I'll play you to death!"
"Hmph!" Mu Yiyun snorted coldly, feeling very wronged. Was she not pretty enough? Wang Wenzhou was so lecherous, yet he could still control himself when she was naked. Was she really that unattractive?
"Baby! I'll miss you!" Wang Wenzhou waved goodbye to Mu Yiyun.
Mu Yiyun glanced back at Wang Wenzhou and secretly vowed in her heart, "Wang Wenzhou, I will remember this humiliation. You lecherous devil, don't fall in love with me, or you will definitely regret it. Just wait and see how I torment you!"
"Phew..." Watching Mu Yiyun's departing figure, Wang Wenzhou breathed a sigh of relief. Luckily, he was sleeping at the time, otherwise he definitely wouldn't have been able to control himself.
"Sister-in-law, you must remind me in the future that no matter when or where, I must always have my baby by my side," Wang Wenzhou said solemnly, holding Sun Rurui in his arms.
"Are you afraid someone will use their beauty to seduce you again?" Sun Rurui asked.
"Hmm!" Wang Wenzhou nodded and said helplessly, "Whether it's the Ming Dynasty or the Qing Dynasty, they all think I'm a lecher! Actually, I'm not lecherous at all, right, sister-in-law?"
"Mmm!" Sun Rurui was too embarrassed to upset her husband, so she could only nod against her conscience.
Da Yu'er rolled her eyes at Wang Wenzhou. "Wang Wenzhou, you madman! If you're not a womanizer, then there's no womanizer in the world!"
Wang Wenzhou muttered to himself, "I am sentimental, not lustful. I don't want to be sentimental, but when I see a pretty girl, I inexplicably fall for her. It's really not my fault. The girl is pretty, how can you blame me? Sister-in-law, tell me, if you like a girl, can you not sleep with her?"
Sun Rurui was both amused and exasperated. She truly admired her madwoman's eloquence; she could even make her lustful nature sound so reasonable and well-founded.
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