I was a conman in the Ming Dynasty.

Chapter 362 Young Master, would you like to eat some human eel?

Chapter 362 Young Master, would you like to eat some human eel?

"No!" Liu Lishun shouted hurriedly, "Lord Wang, please don't hurt Xiaodie, can't I just go to sleep!"

"Damn it!" Wang Wenzhou cursed, "Little Liu, you're shameless! I can go out on the street, find any man, pay him to sleep with the top courtesan in a brothel, and he'll all agree without hesitation. But you, I have to threaten you to sleep with him! Little Liu, tell me the truth, are you a prostitute?"

Liu Lishun suppressed his anger. "Wang Wenzhou, you shameless scoundrel! I have read many books of sages and virtuous men. How could I be as shameless as you!"

Liu Lishun awkwardly took off his clothes, and Wang Wenzhou's babies, who were not far away, quickly turned around.

Chen Yuanyuan frowned and said softly, "What exactly does this nemesis want to do?"

Gao Guilan pouted and said, "Uncle said that watching others have sex is also a kind of enjoyment. When Ying-mei slept with Mu Yiyun that day, Uncle said, 'It looks so good!'"

Wang Ying shook her head with a wry smile. That silly girl, Gao Guilan, believed everything her enemies said without question.

The scene became somewhat awkward for a moment. Liu Lishun, his face full of anger, looked like someone who owed him money and refused to pay, while the girl lay there in a state of grief and indignation.

Wen Liandie was in tears, unable to look directly at the scene before her. She felt extremely wronged. It was all because of her that Mr. Liu had suffered such humiliation.

Wang Wenzhou was both amused and exasperated. He had seen so many adult films, but he had never seen anything like this before: the male actor was sleeping with the girl, but he had a look of utter despair on his face.

"Xiaodie, take a look! See how good your lover Xiao Liu's skills are?" Wang Wenzhou said with a smile.

"Hmph!" Wen Liandie snorted coldly and glared at Wang Wenzhou.

Wang Wenzhou frowned deeply, his eyes filled with hatred for Xiao Die Baobao.

A short while later, Liu Lishun finished fighting. He hurriedly put on his clothes, looking like he was going to his death, and asked, "Lord Wang, are you satisfied?"

"Damn it!" Wang Wenzhou cursed, "You're asking me if I'm satisfied? You didn't sleep with me! You should ask Miss Mujin that. As an observer, I'll say something fair for Miss Mujin: you didn't last long enough. Miss Mujin is definitely not satisfied, right?"

Mu Jin smiled slightly and gave Wang Wenzhou a flirtatious wink.

"Lord Wang, how else do you intend to humiliate me?" Liu Lishun asked righteously.

"What the hell!" Wang Wenzhou cursed, "I invited you to sleep with the most beautiful courtesan, and you dare to insult me! You're so shameless! Xiao Guizi, come here!"

Wu Sangui shook his head with a wry smile. "Lord Liu, you are too inexperienced. How dare you speak to that madman Wang Wenzhou like that? He'll surely torment you to death!"

Wang Wenzhou whispered a few words to Wu Sangui, who quickly ran away. A moment later, Wu Sangui returned with a pottery jar and handed it to Liu Lishun.

Liu Lishun frowned, because he could already smell the foul odor emanating from the earthenware jar.

Wang Wenzhou said with a smile, "What are you thinking about, Xiao Liu? Eat up!"

Liu Lishun angrily smashed the pottery jar on the ground, shattering it and scattering yellow and white substances everywhere.

"Haha!" Wang Wenzhou laughed loudly, "Little Liu, you're a top scholar, you're really smart! I forced you to sleep with girls, and you did, but I offered you some human ejaculate, and you refused!"

"You..." Liu Lishun felt like he had jumped into a pit.

Wang Wenzhou held his sword to Wen Liandie's neck and said coldly, "Liu Lishun, listen carefully. I'm giving you two choices: either you lick all that stuff off the ground within the time it takes for an incense stick to burn, or I'll kill Wen Liandie with one sword!"

Suddenly, Wen Liandie went berserk, struggling and shouting, "Let me die!"

"Xiao Guizi! Come here quickly and tie Wen Liandie up!" Wang Wenzhou couldn't control Wen Liandie by himself, so he hurriedly ordered Wu Sangui to help.

Wen Liandie was bound hand and foot. She glared at Wang Wenzhou and cursed, "Wang Wenzhou, you'll die a horrible death!"

Wang Wenzhou was heartbroken. Although he didn't particularly like Xiaodie, they had slept together for so long that he had developed some feelings for her. But now, Xiaodie completely saw him as her father's killer!

"Little Gui, hurry up and light the incense!" Wang Wenzhou hurriedly instructed.

“Mr. Liu, don’t listen to Wang Wenzhou! He just wants to torture you to death. Even if you eat shit, he will come up with other ways to torture you!” Wen Liandie had seen Wang Wenzhou torture Wu Sangui these past few days, and she knew that Wang Wenzhou had many ways to torture people.

Liu Lishun closed his eyes and pondered for a while. He knew Wang Wenzhou somewhat and knew that when Wang Wenzhou went crazy, he was capable of anything. He thought about it; the girl was already asleep, and if he didn't eat the excrement, wouldn't he be falling into the moral trap Wang Wenzhou had set? Besides, he really couldn't bear to see his beloved girl, Wen Liandie, get hurt.

Liu Lishun opened his eyes, slowly walked over, and knelt down on the ground, suppressing his nausea...

"No!" Wen Liandie cried hysterically.

"Damn it! Little Butterfly, from now on, you're no longer my baby!" Wang Wenzhou felt wronged and wanted to cry.

"Xiao Guizi, you stay here and watch over things. When the incense burns out, go and call me. I'm going to cry for a while!" Wang Wenzhou said with a smile.

"Your subordinate obeys!" Wu Sangui shook his head with a wry smile. Lord Liu, of all people to mess with, you had to provoke Wang Wenzhou, that mad dog. You can only blame yourself for your bad luck!

Wang Wenzhou walked towards the babies who had gathered together to watch the excitement.

Except for Gao Guilan, none of the children gave Wang Wenzhou a kind look. What Wang Wenzhou did was really too much. He forced the top scholar to eat excrement. If this got out, Wang Wenzhou would be cursed to death by all the scholars in the world.

Gao Guilan pointed at Liu Lishun and said with a smile, "Uncle, is he stupid? You can make him eat shit and he'll eat shit!"

Wang Wenzhou cursed, "How could someone who can become the top scholar be a fool? He's too smart! I've lost!"

"Sister-in-law!" Wang Wenzhou nestled into Wang Ying's arms, feeling wronged.

Wang Ying was both amused and exasperated. Her husband was so wicked, forcing others to eat shit while he acted all wronged.

"Stay away from me, I don't want to see you today!" Wang Ying said irritably.

"Sister-in-law, my baby has been stolen!" Wang Wenzhou cried.

Wang Ying frowned, then suddenly realized something and asked, "Are you going to give Wen Liandie to Liu Lishun?"

"Pah!" Wang Wenzhou cursed, "I'm not that noble! I've had my fill of Wen Liandie, this inflatable doll, and I'm going to sell her!"

Chen Yuanyuan rolled her eyes at Wang Wenzhou and said softly, "Wang Wenzhou, why don't you sell me out too?"

"Babies, babies, you've gone too far! I'm heartbroken, and instead of comforting me, you're making sarcastic remarks!" Wang Wenzhou said aggrievedly.

Wang Ying kissed Wang Wenzhou and said, "No wonder Sister Liu Rushi said earlier that you would be a real man today."

Wang Wenzhou pursed his lips, nothing could be hidden from Ru Ru. A straight man like Wang Wenzhou, suffering from terminal chauvinism, would feel ashamed to play around with a girl even if she was willing to have her body, if a girl's heart wasn't with him.

"No!" Wang Wenzhou said viciously, "I will kill this adulterous couple!"