I was a conman in the Ming Dynasty.

Chapter 407 How to prove that Wang Wenzhou is Wang Wenzhou



Chapter 407 How to prove that Wang Wenzhou is Wang Wenzhou

Chapter 407 How to prove that Wang Wenzhou is Wang Wenzhou

"At the beginning of life, people are inherently good!" Liu Rushi said softly.

“Ru Ru, what you mean by that is that people are born good at sex, so it’s human nature!” Wang Wenzhou said with a smile.

Liu Rushi rolled her eyes at Wang Wenzhou. What do you know besides sex?

"Ugh..." Wang Wenzhou gagged because he was carsick.

Liu Rushi quickly patted Wang Wenzhou's back and said softly, "Go to sleep. It's getting late, you should rest. You're just asking for trouble by getting kidnapped by thieves."

Wang Wenzhou said with a wry smile, "Ruru, do you think I wanted this? I had no choice! This broken carriage is no longer fun, it's killing me! Xiaoyan, feed me a sip of wine, I'll drink some wine and go to sleep."

Qi Siyan quickly took out the wine, took a sip, and fed it to him.

Qi Siyan said with a guilty conscience, "Husband, it's all my fault. I am an unlucky person, and you were kidnapped by thieves because of my curse."

"Haha!" Wang Wenzhou patted Qi Siyan's head and said with a smile, "Little Yan Yan, this has nothing to do with you. It's my fault. I haven't been feeling well these past few days and haven't had a chance to seduce you. Don't worry, I'll definitely seduce you!"

Qi Siyan blushed shyly to her neck, but was deeply moved. She was considered an unlucky person, yet Wang Wenzhou not only didn't despise her, but also sought justice for her and avenged her father. She didn't think Wang Wenzhou would sleep with her; he was just saying that to comfort her.

Liu Rushi rolled her eyes at Wang Wenzhou and said irritably, "Alright, stop drinking. You're not feeling well, yet you're still drinking so much. Go to sleep."

"Mmm!" Wang Wenzhou nodded, resting his head on Liu Rushi's lap and gently hugging her waist.

Wang Wenzhou was a little carsick, but holding Liu Rushi, the baby, seemed to alleviate his symptoms.

Liu Rushi gently patted Wang Wenzhou's back like she was coaxing a child, and soon Wang Wenzhou fell asleep.

The next morning, just as dawn broke, Yu Tao was outside the carriage, knocking on the carriage walls.

"Lord Wang, wake up!" Yu Tao said.

Wang Wenzhou slowly opened his eyes and said irritably, "You surnamed Yu, you've gone too far! I risked being taken hostage by you to save you, and you just had to make things difficult for me, not even letting me get any sleep!"

"Lord Wang, your men have been traveling all night and are exhausted. Shouldn't we find a place to rest?" Yu Tao asked.

"It's a small matter, why are you asking me? Can't I rest anywhere?" Wang Wenzhou nuzzled his head against Liu Rushi's thigh, lifted Liu Rushi's clothes to cover his eyes, and prepared to sleep a little longer.

Liu Rushi gently shook her leg. Her leg had been numb from being pressed down by her husband all night, but she dared not move because her husband was uncomfortable, and she was afraid that moving would wake him up.

Yu Tao said with a wry smile, "Lord Wang, we can rest anywhere, but we have no provisions!"

"Huh?" Wang Wenzhou frowned and muttered, "Who are you trying to fool? How could there be no food?"

Yu Tao explained, "Lord Wang, Madam Zhang Jiao just informed me that your men are all starving and freezing. Because they left in a hurry, they did not bring any food with them. Previously, the provisions in the army were carried by Zheng Jiadong's troops."

Wang Wenzhou then realized what was going on. Most of his more than a thousand subordinates were girls, and it was simply unreasonable to have girls carry grain and fodder.

Wang Wenzhou thought for a moment and then said, "That's easy. How far is it from here to the nearest county town?"

Yu Tao replied, "Jingyang County is just ten miles ahead."

Wang Wenzhou curled his lip and said disdainfully, "Then hurry up and go to Jingyang County. I am an imperial envoy. When the county magistrate knows that I am coming, he will come running to receive me! Speaking of which, we officials and you thieves eat, drink and have fun wherever we go. It's just that we officials have people to send us off and invite us, while you thieves have to rob us yourself."

Liu Rushi frowned and said irritably, "Nonsense, stop talking, go back to sleep."

"Okay!" Wang Wenzhou nodded, yawned, and said, "Xiaoyu, tell Jiaojiao that we're going to Jingyang County to beg for money."

"Understood, Lord Wang, please rest a while longer." Yu Tao nodded with a wry smile. Wang Wenzhou was right. When an official went on tour, the harm he caused was no less than that caused by bandits. After all, when bandits came, ordinary people could still escape, but when an official came, even if ordinary people escaped, the local officials would shift the cost of entertaining the official onto the ordinary people.

Half an hour later, the team arrived in Jingyang County.

The yamen runners guarding Jingyang County had never seen Wang Wenzhou's female guards before. In their eyes, these women dressed in strange clothes all looked like female thieves. No matter what Zhang Jiao said, the yamen runners refused to open the city gate.

Helpless, Yu Tao had no choice but to wake Wang Wenzhou up again.

Upon hearing this, Wang Wenzhou cursed and said, "Little Yu, you're such a grown man, how come you can't even handle such a small matter? If the yamen runners don't recognize me, go find the county magistrate!"

Yu Tao said with a wry smile, "Lord Wang, the magistrate of Jingyang County, Fang Tianhua, is on the city wall. He is the one who ordered that the city gates not be opened."

Wang Wenzhou felt extremely embarrassed. He had just boasted that the magistrate of Jingyang County would come running over to entertain them. Now, he was met with a cold shoulder.

“Let’s go! I’ll go take a look!” Wang Wenzhou said.

Wang Wenzhou climbed off Liu Rushi's lap. Liu Rushi breathed a sigh of relief, finally free. She quickly got up and stomped her feet repeatedly.

"Huh?" Wang Wenzhou asked in confusion, "Ruru, what's wrong?"

Liu Rushi said plaintively, "What else could it be? My legs are numb from being pressed down by you."

"Ru Ru, why didn't you say so sooner!" Wang Wenzhou hurriedly knelt down in front of Liu Ru Shi, hugged her thighs, and massaged her.

"Alright, I'm fine now. Let's go take a look." Liu Rushi smiled slightly. This rascal, he's got it all figured out so easily.

Wang Wenzhou, holding Liu Rushi's baby, arrived outside the city gate.

"Fang Tianhua, is it? I am Wang Wenzhou, the military supervisor of the Northwest. I am passing through Jingyang County, and you dare to prevent my troops from entering the city?" Wang Wenzhou pointed at the city wall and cursed loudly.

"Lord Wang, please forgive me, but I don't know your subordinates. Could you please bring up the official seal so I can take a look?" Fang Tianhua knew in his heart that the men outside the city were most likely Wang Wenzhou's. After all, with over a thousand beautiful girls, no one but Wang Wenzhou would do something so shameful.

Fang Tianhua had no intention of letting Wang Wenzhou into the city. That mad dog Wang Wenzhou, once inside Gaoling County, killed Shen Zizhen. Although Fang Tianhua didn't receive his salary ten years later like Shen Zizhen, he did receive it four years later.

Wang Wenzhou was quite helpless, so he waved his hand and ordered, "Show him my official seal."

"Yes!" Jian Fengyu quickly found the seal, put it in the basket, and lowered it up.

After a short while, Fang Tianhua spoke up, "Lord Wang, I am truly sorry. I am of low rank and have little authority. I have never seen the seal of the Northwest Military Supervisor and have no idea whether it is genuine or not!"

"Fuck your mother!" Wang Wenzhou pointed at Fang Tianhua and cursed, "What do you mean? If I'm not Wang Wenzhou, am I some kind of bandit?"

Fang Tianhua said in a serious tone, "Lord Wang, it's not that I don't trust you, but I have to think about the people of Jingyang County. If you were actually a bandit in disguise, the people of Jingyang would suffer. Moreover, I heard that you have been kidnapped by bandits, and I really dare not open the door!"


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