allonlinenovel Chapter 1136 Are you sure this isn't a close-range ultimate attack?
Chapter 1136 Are you sure this isn't a close-range ultimate attack?
Seeing the frustrated expressions on Li Shanchang and Liu Bowen's faces, Emperor Zhu felt a surge of satisfaction.
Look, look, it has to be our Biao'er, he managed to shut down those two old guys with just a few words.
As for that scoundrel... Hmph, that dog did indeed trick Li Shanchang and Liu Bowen, but the key point is that he tricked us too!
Emperor Zhu glared at Yang Shaofeng with a displeased expression, then led the way forward.
They hadn't gone far when Emperor Zhu saw two big yellow dogs walking over with their heads held high, followed by two large, dog-like insects.
Perhaps having spotted Emperor Zhu and his entourage, the two large yellow dogs walking in front stopped, tilted their heads, and then barked and ran towards Emperor Zhu and his group.
When they reached Emperor Zhu, the two big yellow dogs were still squinting and whimpering, their bodies twisting back and forth, their ears turning into airplane ears, and their tails wagging like propellers.
Emperor Zhu chuckled, and a large yellow dog stood up on its hind legs, its two front paws reaching out to Emperor Zhu. Another large yellow dog lay down on the ground, exposing its belly.
The two big worms following behind the two big yellow dogs, one squatting and the other crawling, both looking furtively at Emperor Zhu, their ears also turned into airplane ears, and their two iron whip-like tails swaying back and forth.
Emperor Zhu reached out and touched the heads of the two big yellow dogs, then touched the heads of the two tigers. He then took out a purse from his sleeve, took out a few pieces of dried meat, and fed them to the two big yellow dogs and the two tigers respectively.
Yang Shaofeng stared at all of this in utter bewilderment.
Is this right?
This is wrong!
The two big yellow dogs are one thing, but the two big worms are another.
Big bug!
That's a tiger!
Moreover, it was the number one dude that Hu Weiyong brought from Liaodong!
You old man, did you raise them like dogs?
No, that's not the point.
The key point is that these four beasts have never been so obsequious to me!
They're acting like they don't recognize me at all!
What Yang Shaofeng found even more unacceptable was that after feeding the big yellow dog and the big insect, Lao Deng, still not satisfied, took out a few pieces of jerky, waved them around, and then made the big yellow dog and the big insect shake hands with him, lie down, spin around, roll around, and play dead.
No, it's one thing for you, Old Deng, to feed a tiger into a dog, but what's with this attached skills training?
Li Shanchang smiled and said in a low voice, "Never seen this before, have you?"
Yang Shaofeng nodded, and Li Shanchang continued, "There are many things the Prince Consort hasn't seen yet!"
Seeing Yang Shaofeng's bewildered expression, Li Shanchang stroked his beard and said, "These two dogs not only know how to shake hands, lie down, spin around, roll around, and play dead, but they also know how to read official robes."
"It wags its tail and frolicks when it sees the clothes in the palace."
"Looking at the official robes of the first and second rank officials, they let others touch their dog heads."
"I don't care about the official robes of those below the second rank."
"The two big worms are just copying what they're doing."
"Now everyone in the capital is saying that it's not just the dogs in the Prince Consort's mansion who look down on people, even the tigers in the Prince Consort's mansion have learned to look down on people!"
Yang Shaofeng was immediately enraged and exclaimed, "Slander! This is absolutely slander!"
After saying that, Yang Shaofeng looked at Li Shanchang suspiciously and asked, "When they came over just now, why didn't the people on the road avoid them? It's one thing for those two dogs to be a problem, but the key is those two big tigers. Weren't the people afraid of them?"
Li Shanchang simply curled his lip and said, "They roamed all over the capital when they were four years old, with palace eunuchs following them. The people of the capital have seen them countless times, so how could they possibly be afraid?"
"Believe it or not, there are many people in the capital who don't know you, Prince Consort Yang, or Duke of Ying, but there are very few who don't know these two dogs and these two tigers."
"Especially those meat vendors, they eagerly await the arrival of their 'dog god' and 'tiger god' at their shops every day."
As Li Shanchang finished speaking, Yang Shaofeng was completely bewildered.
Dog Lord.
Tiger Lord.
Damn it, these four beasts have become "grandfathers"?
wrong.
These four animals are not the key.
The key question is, can't your Zhu family have a single normal person?
You, Zhu Chongba, were the founding emperor of the Ming Dynasty. I've never heard of you having a hobby of raising dogs or tigers.
Yang Shaofeng was internally ranting, but Emperor Zhu had already finished feeding the dog and tiger, and was smiling as he patted their heads one by one, saying, "Alright, go play now."
The two large yellow dogs barked once, as if in response. Emperor Zhu then instructed the eunuch following behind the dogs and the tiger: "Keep an eye on them and don't let them cause trouble."
After the two big yellow dogs walked away arrogantly with the two tigers, Emperor Zhu inexplicably glared at Zhu Biao and Yang Shaofeng, and his gaze towards his sons, Zhu Lao Er, Zhu Lao San, and Zhu Lao Si, also carried a hint of hostility.
What's the point of raising a son?
What's the use of having a son-in-law?
Besides making us angry and causing us trouble, what else do they know?
None of them are as worry-free as these four!
Yang Shaofeng was completely bewildered by Lao Deng's glare, and his displeasure grew.
Why?
That's my dog!
That was a tiger that Hu Weiyong gave to me!
I can understand to some extent that they are fed by you and are close to you.
The question is, why are you glaring at me?
Yang Shaofeng was pondering how to annoy Lao Deng when he heard someone shouting in the distance, "Hurry, faster! Damn it, this bastard is asking for it, we can't let him drag us down with him!"
Immediately afterwards, someone shouted cursing, "It's bad enough that Yang the Madman has committed so many sins, but the Prefect has gone mad along with him!"
Then someone added, "What a tragedy!"
Yang Shaofeng stared blankly at the few constables who rushed past, then turned around to see Lao Deng, Heizhima Tangyuan, Li Shanchang, Liu Bowen, and a large group of others looking at him with strange eyes.
After a long silence, Liu Bowen stroked his beard and said, "Your Highness, please don't be angry. The custom of giving people nicknames has existed since ancient times. These minor officials may have run into some trouble. Your Highness doesn't need to pay them any mind."
Yang Shaofeng stared blankly at Liu Bowen.
Are you trying to comfort me?
Seems to be.
It seems not.
I mean, is this how you, Liu Bowen, comfort people?!
Are you sure this isn't a close-range ultimate attack?
Yang Shaofeng snorted coldly, cupped his hands in a bow to Emperor Zhu, and said, "Why don't we go and take a look?"
Seeing the emperor's ambiguous smile, Yang Shaofeng added, "It's nothing for me to be scolded, but judging from the appearance of these yamen runners, I'm afraid they've encountered some difficulties."