Quick Transmigration: Help! What to do when my husband is obsessed with love?

Chapter 208 The Conman 8

"Alright, continue the investigation!" Wu Jin felt that the person on the other side was about to tear off his puppet's wings, so he left these words and disappeared from the conference room.

"Hiss." Ling Yi lightly pecked her hand and flicked the myna's head: "I was just touching it, why are you so temperamental?"

The myna bird turned its head away aloofly and said, "Wishing you prosperity."

Ling Yi: "..."

Although it's ugly, it's really good at talking.

Ling Yunzi was amused by the myna bird and suddenly had a brilliant idea: "Take a look and see if it's male or female. If it's female, find a male to mate with, and I'll raise one of the baby birds that hatch."

At his age, it's time for him to take his birdcage and roam the streets. He thinks this myna has good genes, and the chicks it raises will learn to speak quickly, making him stand out among all the old men and women.

Ling Yunzi didn't notice that after he finished speaking, the myna's golden, beady eyes gleamed with a sharp light.

This is only possible in modern times; in ancient times, he would have been hung on the sun and roasted alive.

Wu Jin flapped his wings, trying to fly away, but Ling Yi quickly stopped him: "Let your sister see if it's male or female. If it's female, your sister will raise more than a dozen gigolos for you. We'll pick the ones we like!"

Outrageous!

Outrageous!

After being flipped over, Wu Jin suddenly teleported with the puppet, preserving his last shred of dignity.

But this is just self-deception. The puppet looks exactly like him. What difference is there between Ling Yi looking at the puppet and looking at him?

Standing stealthily in front of the car, Wu Jin coldly stared at Ling Yi, the flames in his pupils gradually intensifying.

How could someone like that inspire a flash of inspiration?

Could it be that the Way of Heaven is old and frail, and its spiritual mechanism has malfunctioned?

Boom!

The great demon's mind was directly connected to heaven and earth. When this thought arose in Wu Jin's mind, a thunderbolt flashed across the sky, as if it was angry at his disrespect.

Wu Jin didn't even raise his head. In this era of Dharma decline, who cares about the Heavenly Dao?

Could it possibly orchestrate another catastrophe?

What's the difference between the Heavenly Dao, which cannot create calamities, and the current AI sprites?

Rumble!

Large raindrops pelted the car, and Ling Yunzi frowned: "Didn't they say satellite technology has improved a lot? Why is the weather forecast still inaccurate?"

What happened to the promised sunny day all day?

"It's a male." Ling Yi delivered the devastating news to him, completely ruining his bird-keeping plan.

Wu Jin gave up on fighting against the Heavenly Dao and coldly watched Ling Yi knead and flatten its body. The moment she let go, it attacked Ling Yi with wings and beak, like a mad rooster.

"Hey, hey, hey!"

Ling Yi was pecking at by him several times, not only did her hair become a bird's nest, but even her dimples were pecked a few times.

It was a bit of a mess, but it didn't hurt.

Ling Yi tried to block for a while, but she was amused by his non-aggressive attacks.

She pinched Wu Jin's golden beak and teased him with a smile, "What's this pecking? Anyone who didn't know better would think you were his older sister."

No... This is incomprehensible!

Wu Jin was so angry he almost laughed. He was genuinely angry and serious about getting revenge on her. How could she treat him with such indifference?

The black feathers gleamed faintly with a golden light under the sun that had just cleared after the rain. Wu Jin wanted to give Ling Yi a hard time and let him know his authority.

"Okay, we're home now, stop making a fuss."

His little eyes were practically popping out of their sockets. Ling Yi quickly stopped while she was ahead, tucked him into her arms, and got out of the car.

"Wait a minute, I've packed something for you in the trunk!"

Ling Yunzi truly treats his apprentice like a daughter. Today, he brought a whole bunch of random gifts from his clients to nourish the child's body.

“Young people shouldn’t be too thin. If a disaster strikes, someone with your body fat percentage will definitely be the first to starve to death.” Ling Yunzi said as he got out of the car to get things for his silly apprentice.

But the moment he got off the bus, something indescribable fell on the old man's head.

He looked up and saw a magpie flapping its wings and flying leisurely by.

"Hey!" Ling Yunzi chuckled, "Looking up brings good fortune, a very auspicious sign!"

Although it was a bit unhygienic, the superstitious man chose to forgive a young and ignorant magpie.

Wu Jin, nestled in Ling Yi's arms, sneered. "Looking up, you're pleased, aren't you!"

The next moment, Magpie's numerous aunts, uncles, and distant relatives from the neighborhood came rushing over and started attacking Ling Yunzi.

His clothes were covered in black and white bird droppings, and Ling Yunzi finally couldn't hold back any longer: "What happened?"

He tried to hide in the car, but saw that several birds had already gotten inside and were defecating, leaving several piles of droppings on his driver's seat.

"Disciple, good disciple, save me!" Overwhelmed with joy, Ling Yunzi could no longer bear it. He clutched his head and rushed toward Ling Yi, crying for help.

The bird droppings were flying everywhere, and Lingyi was so frightened that she took two steps back: "Master, calm down, think about when you offended these birds!"

As everyone knows, corvids are intelligent and vengeful. If you offend them even once, they can lead their entire extended family to sludge your car with their droppings for a week.

Seeing that the birds only pooped and didn't attack people, Ling Yi, showing no filial piety whatsoever, took two steps back, prompting Ling Yunzi to call her a rebellious disciple.

"What could I possibly have done to offend them? Your master is a law-abiding citizen, I wouldn't even step on an ant on the ground, how could I possibly offend these hairy beasts!" Ling Yunzi covered his head and ran away for a moment, then pulled an umbrella from the trunk, finally halting his attack.

Ling Yi understood: "Then you've offended me."

Even the punctuation marks her master uses might be deceptive and malicious; just listen to them in reverse.

Ling Yunzi was truly wronged this time. He really didn't remember when he had offended those birds. These birds couldn't offer him money, so he couldn't even be bothered to lie to them!

Suddenly, his eyes met those of the myna bird, and he shuddered.

No, although he hadn't offended any of the other hairy beasts, he had offended the one in front of him.

but……

Can this bird, which can only say a few auspicious words while spinning its wheels, understand what it means to tell males from females?

Even if he understood, what right did he have to privacy, and how could he control so many birds?

Weird, really strange!

Ling Yunzi glared at his disciple, then threw several boxes of ginseng and other tonics on the ground: "Go away, go away, go away! I get annoyed just looking at you!"

The birds in the sky, unable to find an opening to attack, lost patience and flew away, leaving behind only a disheveled master and disciple, and a completely unscathed disciple.

Ling Yunzi was annoyed when he saw that Ling Yi was clean and tidy, so he waved his hand and told her to get lost.

"Don't forget to perform the ritual for the dog tomorrow!"