Quick Transmigration: Help! What to do when my husband is obsessed with love?

Chapter 212 The Conman 12

"idiot!"

A contemptuous and arrogant voice rang out in his mind, making Bai Ze so angry that the whites of his eyes bulged out.

Unfortunately, he had just been reincarnated, and his spiritual consciousness was as weak as that of an ordinary small animal, so he was unable to send out his spiritual consciousness to exchange insults with Wu Jin.

"You little bastard, bullying the sheep again!" A laughing and cursing voice came from behind. The next moment, Wu Jin was grabbed by one wing and dragged back.

His previously imposing demeanor vanished instantly, his shrunken paws tracing a feeble arc in the air as Ling Yi pulled him into her arms once more.

"Baa ha ha ha ha!" The sheep behind him used all his strength to let out a loud laugh.

The mighty Golden Crow True Spirit is not even as good as a free-range chicken in the hands of a human!

Wu Jin, even after being reborn into this era, you haven't been doing very well.

Ling Yunzi: "Why do I feel like this sheep is a bit strange?"

What sheep bleats like that? It must be some kind of spirit... Hmm?

His eyes widened suddenly as he turned to look at the sheep: "This...this..."

“Yes.” Ling Yi pinched Wu Jin’s beak as punishment, and said to her master, “I saw that his soul was a little different, so I bought him back.”

"Master, would you like to keep one?"

Her small room is fine for keeping a bird, but keeping a sheep would be pure animal cruelty.

Ling Yunzi gasped, "What merit do I have to raise an animal that has become a spirit?!"

The apprentice is ignorant, but is he still ignorant?

He had witnessed an old dog that had become a spirit and ripped out the internal organs of the entire neighboring family who had been bullying his master!

If it weren't for the timely arrival of the people from the Bureau of Abnormal Affairs, it wouldn't even spare a three-year-old child!

Are you going to keep this equally intelligent sheep at home and wait for it to kick your internal organs out with its hooves?

"I will notify the Bureau of Abnormal Affairs immediately!"

When Ling Yunzi said this, Ling Yi was taken aback: "What is this?"

“Humans are managed by humans, and demons are managed by demons. This place is for managing demons.” Ling Yunzi explained to Ling Yi while dialing the phone: “It’s a management department established by a group of ancient demons that suddenly appeared and the human government. It’s for managing these illegal demons who have become spirits.”

Bai Ze, lying on the back seat, rolled his eyes rather rudely and made a bleating sound.

When it roamed the world, those ancient humans who could live for hundreds of years had not yet been created. How dare you, you defective humans who can only live for a hundred years, expect me to abide by your rules?

What kind of Bureau of Abnormal Affairs can manage this ancient demon?

Is the Demon Court still alive?

Ling Yunzi explained the situation to the monster on the other end of the line and gave his address before finally letting out a slight sigh of relief.

"Go back to my place first and send this ancestor away!" He rambled on, "Good disciple, if anything happens in the future, can you talk to your master about it?"

“Your master is over fifty years old and can’t handle this sudden shock.”

Ling Yi blinked: "It's different from ordinary spirits, I can sense it..."

"Ordinary spirits are different?" Ling Yunzi sneered, "How many spirits have you actually seen?"

"Count them both. I killed the last one." Ling Yi casually dropped another bombshell on Ling Yunzi.

Ling Yunzi's face flushed red and then turned pale. He simply parked the car in the parking space and looked at his disciple in disbelief: "How come you never told me about such a big thing?"

When did his disciple encounter a spirit and kill it?

Ling Yi smiled enigmatically: "Isn't yours still Schrödinger's ghost? How could I dare disturb you?"

"Besides, what I encountered at that time was an unusual Samoyed, which seemed to have just turned into a spirit. It wasn't very dangerous, and I killed it with a single sword strike."

Ling Yunzi almost believed her when she spoke so casually.

But he was personally taught how to be a human by the spirits!

"No, don't go back to that awful place, it's not safe there!"

The thought of his disciple being surrounded by monsters sent chills down Ling Yunzi's spine.

He only had one apprentice, and now that he's gone, he'll truly be all alone!

"Come stay at my place! I have plenty of space; I can easily accommodate you and your bird!"

Ling Yi asked in surprise, "Didn't you tell me not to stay at your place before?"

Not only were they not allowed to stay, they barely even let people in, and they were always acting very mysteriously.

Ling Yunzi rolled her eyes: "I don't want you to get involved in those supernatural things because there are secrets in the villa."

Although he no longer possessed magical powers, he still had the magical artifacts he had left behind and some talismans that could ward off evil spirits.

Not all of his clients are fools. How could Master Lingyunzi have remained incorruptible for so many years without some real skill?

However, most people don't need these.

"Wait a minute..." Ling Yi keenly sensed something: "Don't you live in a single-level apartment?"

It's over 150 square meters. When we moved in, Lingyi even helped light incense for the Taoist ancestor.

Ling Yunzi paused for a moment, then chuckled dryly, "Master moved, I forgot to tell you, hahaha..."

What to do? It seems her apprentice knows she's been living a good life behind her back.

Ling Yi pinched her philtrum hard: "You live in a villa, but you don't even think to give me a single-story apartment?"

Her tiny house is so small, she can barely turn around!

Ling Yunzi said confidently, "My flat rents for over 20,000 a month, while your little apartment only costs 3,000."

Ling Yi: "..."

Oh no, I've already figured out how to unplug the oxygen tube.

Seeing that his disciple was almost driven mad with anger, Ling Yunzi quickly said, "Good disciple, don't be angry. Your master has prepared a birthday present for you—a nice car!"

Sigh, I originally set this for myself, but now it's benefiting my apprentice.

Ling Yi sneered: "It's a hassle to even park my electric bike in my crappy spot, so let's not waste your nice car!"

Ling Yunzi didn't even blink: "What a lousy place! My disciple is going to live in a villa with me!"

He stepped on the gas, muttering some driving tips, and warned Ling Yi, "Don't talk to me anymore, or you'll be fully responsible for any traffic accidents."

Ling Yi was so angry at the old scoundrel that she laughed. She unconsciously tightened her grip on the myna bird, and the myna bird managed to squeeze out a "chirp" to express its dissatisfaction.

"Hehehe!" Upon hearing this sound, the little lamb in the back seat began to loudly mock Wu Jin again, causing it to flap its wings and fly backward, only to be mercilessly suppressed by Ling Yi.

When the master and apprentice arrived at Ling Yunzi's villa, there were already people waiting in front of it.

Upon seeing that familiar face, Ling Yi paused in her act of getting out of the car.

Why is he here?

Who else could it be but Bai Chengye, the cold-faced, handsome Taoist priest in a white robe who was entangled with the Painted Skin Ghost, waiting in front of the villa?