allonlinenovel Chapter 283 Scene Change: The NPC Who Was Watching the Show Turns on Her in an Instant Turn (2)
Chapter 283 Scene Change: The NPC Who Was Watching the Show Turns on Her in an Instant Turn (2)
The male lead is imposing and wants to show off in front of the female lead.
But Su Dingding punched him in the nose, causing it to bleed.
"Brother Kang, are you alright?" The female lead cupped the male lead's face with a worried expression, and pulled out a silk handkerchief from somewhere to wipe the blood from his face.
"Little Lord!"
The men the male protagonist brought with him all drew their knives.
"Thank you!"
Su Dingding very politely snatched the knife from someone and held it to the male protagonist's neck.
Just as he was about to stab him, Su Dingding suddenly wrinkled his nose.
"Did you eat stir-fried chives and garlic this morning? Why do you have such a strong smell in your breath?"
The male protagonist felt that his dignity had been trampled on.
"You're talking nonsense! There's clearly no smell at all!" The female lead defended the male lead, her face flushed with anger, looking beautiful and charming.
“My sense of smell is naturally more sensitive than yours, so it should be… chive dumplings with minced garlic!” Su Dingding said in a serious voice.
The male lead's face is practically burning hot. Is this woman crazy?
[Host, stop worrying about what he ate for breakfast. Hurry up and complete the first gossip mission. The mission ends with the male lead releasing the prisoners and taking the female lead away. Your line is "Thank you for your great kindness, young hero." The rest is up to you!] Gangzi reminded him.
Su Dingding held her head high and looked at the prisoners.
"Release them all, or I'll kill you!"
Upon hearing Su Dingding's threat, the male protagonist looked completely bewildered.
This woman is really sick. He just said he would release the people, but she still stopped him. Now she's threatening him to release them.
The male protagonist waved his hand.
His men then released all the prisoners.
"Hehehe," Su Dingding suddenly burst into laughter, "They are all serious criminals who are to be exiled. If you release them, you'll have to go and catch them again. If you lose even one, you're dead!"
"What if I don't arrest her?" The male protagonist clearly didn't take Su Dingding seriously, thinking she was just crazy.
"Brother Kang, don't bother with her, let her go." The female lead ignored the knife Su Dingding was holding to the male lead's neck and leaned closer.
Su Dingding's presence among the onlookers is almost invisible to them.
"I'll fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight!"
Su Dingding slapped the male lead across the face more than a dozen times.
You can't see me, huh? My existence poses no threat to you, right? You're asking for it!
"Was my slap loud?" Su Dingding asked after he finished slapping her.
The male protagonist was stunned by the beating; he was powerless to fight back against this woman.
"Brother Kang!" The female lead threw herself onto the male lead, crying with heartache, "Your face is all swollen from being hit, it must hurt a lot..."
She cried as she looked up at Su Dingding, "Hit me if you want, don't hit Brother Kang anymore!"
"Little Wei, it's alright that I'm tough, as long as you're okay."
"Brother Kang, why are you so good to me?"
"Silly boy, you are my most beloved little Wei sister..."
Su Dingding was disgusted by this wave of PDA; they seemed like two imbeciles with low-IQ, love-struck minds.
[Host, say your lines and leave. We have a show to catch up on.] Gangzi reminded him again.
"No rush, I want to get words tattooed on my back!"
Su Dingding felt humiliated that he left like that.
Among the prisoners who were just released were those who falsely accused others, those who spread rumors of treason, a local bully, and a hidden womanizer.
If we don't bring them back, things will get out of hand!
The male lead can't let others suffer just to please the female lead, right?
So, she kicked the male lead to his knees, then ripped off his clothes, revealing his back.
"What are you trying to do? Don't insult my brother Kang!" the female protagonist roared.
The male protagonist's men were all frozen in place, completely immobilized.
The male protagonist tried to struggle, but found that he couldn't move and could only let himself be manipulated.
The loud and boisterous female lead had her head shaved bald by Su Dingding with a knife in his hand.
The moment she saw her hair fall to the ground, the female lead broke down, clutching her head and screaming loudly, as if her computer had crashed.
The male protagonist was extremely anxious. That was the woman he loved. How could she suffer such injustice?
"If you dare to hurt a single hair on her head, I'll kill you!" the male protagonist roared helplessly.
"Hahahaha," Su Dingding laughed loudly, "If I shaved her head, wouldn't she chop me into dumpling filling?"
"You!" The male protagonist angrily grabbed a handful of dirt from the ground, his face turning bright red.
Su Dingding suddenly became serious, "I don't like dumplings with chives and pork filling!"
The male protagonist swallowed hard. This woman was very ill and couldn't be agitated any further.
Fortunately, Su Dingding only crashed for a few seconds before remembering what she was supposed to do.
"You don't recognize those prisoners you just released, do you?" Su Dingding said with a grin. "It's okay, I'll write their names, home addresses, and crimes on your back so you can catch them easily."
"On your back?" The male protagonist immediately backed down when he saw the thick steel needle in her hand. "Miss, I have paper and pen. There's no need for such trouble."
Su Dingding didn't care what he said and started writing.
“What’s written on paper is easy to lose, but what’s written on your back is something no one can steal.” Su Dingding wrote quickly.
The male protagonist's entire back was covered with writing.
The man couldn't take the initiative, but he could feel a sharp pain in his back.
Everyone else watched helplessly as he stood by, unable to do anything about it.
“The back is all covered in writing, but there are still two people whose names haven’t been written yet…” Su Dingding frowned and began to pull down the male lead’s pants.
"What are you doing? No!" The male protagonist tensed up, feeling that there was no point in living.
“I am your second parent, you should thank me,” Su Dingding continued writing rapidly. “In ancient times, there was the story of Yue Fei’s mother tattooing words on his back, and now I, Su Dingding, have tattooed a name on my back. What an incredible blessing!”
Su Dingding, I'll remember you!
The male protagonist clenched his fist in anger, vowing to repay the humiliation he suffered today a hundredfold or a thousandfold in the future.
I've finally finished writing down the list. The medicine has seeped into my skin, and I know I'll never be able to wash it off.
Su Dingding stood up with satisfaction and looked at the bald female lead, whose voice was hoarse from shouting, yet she didn't seem to know how to rest.
While she was shouting, Su Dingding threw a pill into the heroine's mouth.
"What did you feed Xiao Wei?" the male protagonist asked nervously.
“Poison! If you can’t catch these prisoners within a month, your little Wei is doomed!” Su Dingding threatened.
"You!" The male protagonist's forehead veins bulged, and he was about to explode with pent-up anger.
Su Dingding jumped onto a horse and then released everyone from the seal.
The male protagonist quickly put on his pants and clothes, and then started to go berserk.
"Grab her and tear her to pieces!"
"Brother Kang..." The female lead, thinking she had really swallowed poison, collapsed into the male lead's arms and weakly began to give her last instructions.
The protagonist's men jumped onto their horses and began shooting arrows, but unfortunately, they, who were usually unerring in their aim, couldn't hit the target with a single arrow.
Su Dingding rode her horse at breakneck speed, not forgetting to turn back and make a taunting face, "Come on, come and chase me!"
[Host, there's one more line you haven't said yet!]
"Thank you so much, young hero!"