Chapter 162 The Musings of 'Misfortune'
Chapter 162 The Musings of 'Misfortune'
Upon hearing Wang Teng's words, Lin Qiye realized he had misunderstood and awkwardly turned his head to look at the wall.
"Go there, what are you going there for?"
"Go and propose to my mother-in-law!"
Before Lin Qiye could reply, Wang Teng continued, "Alright, I'm not teasing you anymore. Do you remember what we did when we caught Yiyu last time?"
Lin Qiye said with some doubt, "I know, you destroyed one of his clones, and for the remaining clone, I directly stuffed the soul from that other world inside Lord Merlin's body into it."
Wang Teng nodded, a smile playing on his lips, and said, "According to reliable sources from my undercover agents, ever since then, Yiyu has been frequently shouting things like, 'Mr. Krabs, let's go catch SpongeBob!' or 'Do you want to help Mr. Mouse steal the Delicious Cat Burger?'"
Lin Qiye's eyes widened: "You mean..."
Wang Teng nodded with certainty: "Yes, that's right. If a person has two souls in their head, they're already schizophrenic. So let's add another one. Then..."
"That delirious babbling will probably make it cry loudly, right?"
Wang Teng looked at Lin Qiye with some curiosity: "By the way, Qiye, can you tell me, when you closed your eyes just now, were you looking forward to it or were you scared?"
"roll!!!"
"Alright, I'm leaving now. Oh, and by the way, Seven Nights, hurry up and take me to your mental hospital."
Lin Qiye grabbed Wang Teng's hand, then closed his eyes, and they appeared directly inside the 'Gods Mental Hospital'.
Upon arriving at the 'Gods' Mental Hospital', Lin Qiye took advantage of Wang Teng's unpreparedness and cast a transformation spell, turning Wang Teng into a duck.
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Wang Teng, who had his eyes closed, didn't notice and made a quacking sound like a duck's foot.
Wang Teng: "..."
Lin Qiye burst into laughter, clutching his stomach: "Haha, Old Wang, you've finally met your match! Karma, it really is karma!"
A flash of golden light, and Wang Teng quickly returned to human form. Then he looked at Lin Qiye with a 'dangerous' expression: "Qiye, has anyone ever told you that if you're not strong enough, don't be reckless, or you might break your leg?"
As he spoke,
Wang Teng knocked Lin Qiye to the ground, then sat on top of him, holding Lin Qiye's hand down with one hand and starting to tickle him with the other.
"Hahaha, Wang Teng, I was wrong, please forgive me this time, I will definitely change in the future..."
Just then, a timid voice came from the side.
"Um... Qi Ye, Wang Teng, should we leave for a moment?"
Lin Qiye and Wang Teng turned their heads and saw Nix, Merlin, Li Yifei and others staring at them with wide eyes and open mouths.
Li Yifei muttered to himself, "Qi Ye, no wonder your aunt gave Wang Teng so many eggs. So those eggs were 'dowry'!"
Merlin gave a gentlemanly bow understandingly: "Haha, I understand, I understand. 'Navel orange' is actually a type of fruit."
Lin Qiye quickly explained, "Hey, it's not what you think..."
Nyx hesitated for a moment, then slowly said, "Danadus, actually, I have an ability called supernatural reproduction, and it's not impossible for you two men to do it..."
Lin Qiye, with a dark expression, explained for a long time before Nyx, Merlin, and the others finally stopped looking at him with suspicion.
"Oh, so we misunderstood you. We understand, we understand."
At this moment, Wang Teng waved his hand, and the delirious murmur appeared directly inside the Gods Mental Hospital.
A small white dog saw the babbling and pounced on it.
Yiyu's eyes widened, staring at the crowd in disbelief: "So, it was you all..."
Lin Qiye directly used the authority of the director of the Gods Mental Hospital. Yiyu felt a blur before her eyes and collapsed uncontrollably to the ground.
Lin Qiye then looked at Merlin: "Lord Merlin, what do you think..."
Merlin nodded, stretched out his hand and pressed it into the void, and a golden magic circle immediately appeared at Yiyu's feet.
Yiyu's pupils dilated as she screamed, "No, you can't do this! Let me go! Let me go! I promise I'll never bother you again!"
"It's noisy!"
Merlin frowned slightly, flicked his finger, and the babbling was immediately frozen in place, unable to move.
As Merlin chanted his incantation, a terrifying pressure, of unknown origin, descended upon the space from where he murmured, as if the gaze of some unseen being was directed at this plane.
He trembled violently, his eyes bulged, and his veins stood out.
……
Merlin stood up: "Sigh, it's been so long since I've used this kind of soul summoning magic, I'm a bit rusty!"
Wang Teng looked at Lin Qiye with some doubt: "That's it?"
Lin Qiye nodded, somewhat bewildered.
suddenly,
Yiyu raised her head, her voice becoming shrill: "Do you want to help Boss Mouse steal the Delicious Cat Burger?"
Immediately, the child covered his mouth in terror, crying out, "No, this isn't real! Kill me! Kill me!"
Before she could finish speaking, her voice softened again: "Pleasant Goat, please go slower, Pretty Goat is trembling from the pain. Please, Pleasant Goat, be gentle, Pretty Goat is afraid of pain!!"
Wang Teng and Lin Qiye suddenly froze on the spot and looked at each other.
Then Wang Teng said speechlessly, "Holy crap, you've managed to take down Boiling Sheep! Merlin, you're amazing!"
Lin Qiye muttered to himself, "Last time it was SpongeBob SquarePants, this time it's Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf, what will they do next?"
The dreamer was still screaming and yelling in a state of collapse. Finally, Merlin couldn't stand it anymore and pointed his finger at the dreamer, turning him into a fluttering moth.
The remote Gobi Desert,
Bu Li, the leader of the spiritual medium team, is leading his team members in pursuit of the delirious whispers.
Suddenly, the baby said in a pleading voice, "Pleasant Goat, be gentle, don't hurt Pretty Goat!"
Then, her delirious voice turned into a coquettish expression: "Boiling Sheep, Happy Sheep isn't moving, so why don't you push him?!"
Bu Li burst into laughter, pointing at Yi Yu and mocking, "Haha, Yi Yu, you looked just like a dog!"
Yiyu's face was filled with shame and indignation. She waved her hand, and countless meteorites were sent hurtling towards the spirit medium team.
"Bu Li, you damned dogs, you've been chasing me for over a year, aren't you tired?"
Bu Li directly swung his lightning to shatter the meteorite, and then continued his attack on Yiyu without slowing down.
"Of course I'm tired, Dreamy. Let's make a deal. How about you stop and I take you back? Then we can both get some rest."
He spat in his sleep and continued to flee to other places.
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