allonlinenovel Chapter 130: Censor Xie’s ventriloquism skills are amazing, and Censor Zhuang can’t stop!
Chapter 130: Censor Xie’s ventriloquism skills are amazing, and Censor Zhuang can’t stop!
Luo Xueqing hurriedly threw a plum into her mouth, and only then did she suppress the strong urge to vomit in her heart.
[This gossip about Censor Xie is so explosive! ]
[Well, how should I put it? Actually, there is something even more explosive...]
Lingling No. 5 was a little hesitant.
[Host, are you mentally prepared? ]
【explain! 】
Luo Xueqing stuffed another plum into her mouth!
The expression on his face was simply one of being ready to die!
[…Xie Yushi likes to lick other people※※ but the two people he licked didn’t know about it. ]
【Nani? ? ? 】
【Xie Yushi has a little hobby】
[Every time he had a day off, he would change his appearance and go to the Guier Pavilion to pretend to be a poor young prostitute...]
[So the two people who were licked by Censor Xie didn't know that the person who licked them was Censor Xie! ]
Luo Xueqing was stunned.
The melon seeds in his hand fell all over the floor.
Sure enough, Censor Xie’s melon is a bomb!
At this time, the Qinzheng Hall was completely silent, and the silence was even more eerie.
Especially Censor Xie himself, his old face was red with shame!
How could Luo Xueqing know so much about his private affairs!!!
This woman must be killed!!!
"Xie Yushi, why do you look unwell to me?"
Luo Xueqing walked directly to Xie Xun, whose face was flushed red, and kindly handed him a handful of melon seeds.
"Have some melon seeds? To calm you down?"
Xie Xun, enraged and humiliated, angrily knocked Luo Xueqing's arm away!
Melon seeds were scattered all over the ground.
[Old Deng, I'm giving you face, right? ]
Luo Xueqing, who was so angry that she laughed, gave him a big punch!
The crisp sound resounded throughout the hall.
"Thank you, sir! You can target me, but you can't target melon seeds!!!"
"Do you know how much effort the farmers have to put into growing such fragrant and delicious melon seeds?"
"you you you……"
Censor Xie, who had never suffered such a great humiliation, felt a pain in his heart!
Finally, his eyes rolled back and he fainted.
"Empress Yu! How could you slap an important official of the imperial court in public?"
"Empress Yu is too arrogant and rude!"
"His Majesty!"
"Your Majesty, Concubine Yu must be severely punished!"
The scene before my eyes was truly too absurd.
Di Jingyan walked towards the silent Luo Xueqing with an expressionless face.
[If the dog emperor dares not distinguish right from wrong, I will give him a big bag later! ]
[These guys who can only bark like dogs, do they really think I am a soft persimmon? ]
"My beloved," Di Jingyan suddenly held her hand, his tone full of heartache, "Didn't I tell you? Try not to do it yourself."
"I heard that Censor Xie has always been as thick-skinned as a city wall. My beloved, does your hand hurt?"
Listen! Is that what people say?
At this moment, Xie Xun, who was lying on the ground and pretending to twitch, felt hopeless.
"Thank you for your concern, Your Majesty. I am not in pain." Luo Xueqing said with a smile, then squatted down and looked at Censor Xie who had his eyes closed, and said softly, "Master Xie, if you don't get up, I will have to do it again!"
"threaten!"
"This is a naked threat!"
"Your Majesty, are you going to watch Lord Xie being bullied by Concubine Yu?"
"Hazing?"
Di Jingyan frowned slightly, his eyes were gloomy.
[Who is this man with squinty eyes, sausage mouth and bald forehead? ? ? ]
[Oh, it turned out to be Censor Zhuang Xiewen who threatened Emperor Jingyan with death over a disagreement! ]
[The case has been solved. This Censor Zhuang was licked by Censor Xie! ]
[No wonder, no wonder! ]
As Luo Xueqing revealed her inner thoughts, Censor Zhuang's face turned pale in an instant!
When had he been licked by Censor Xie?
[Is it possible that Censor Zhuang doesn't know that his lover in Guier Pavilion, Chunchao, is actually Censor Xie? ]
[Alas, Censor Zhuang thought he had found the love of his life! ]
【Censor Xie’s ventriloquism skills are amazing, and Censor Zhuang can’t stop! 】
[Tsk tsk, this plot really doesn't require payment? 】
The ministers standing next to Censor Zhuang all took half a step back at the same time.
After all, Censor Zhuang's habit is too disgusting.
It's too late to say.
Suddenly, a dazzling light flashed before everyone's eyes!
next second.
The howling sound like a pig being slaughtered resounded throughout the hall.
Covering his buttocks, Censor Xie jumped three feet high!!!
Luo Xueqing silently put away the tranquilizer gun, with a faint arc at the corner of her mouth.
Hidden strength and name.
"Your Majesty, I want to report that Censor Xie and Censor Zhuang are having an affair!"
The Minister of Justice Lin Yingjie suddenly stepped forward and shouted!
"Secret affair?" Di Jingyan raised his eyebrows slightly.
"Ahem, I used the wrong words!" Lin Yingjie quickly explained, "What I meant is that Lord Xie and Lord Zhuang are not behaving properly in private!"
"As officials appointed by the imperial court, they do not cultivate personal morality and should be severely punished!"
"What nonsense!"
"slander!"
Xie Xun and Zhuang Xiewen shouted in unison!
[Tsk tsk, they are indeed in a relationship where they have licked each other before. This tacit understanding is absolutely amazing! ]
"Empress Yu! Don't slander me, you..."
Xie Xun was extremely angry and pointed at Luo Xueqing's nose and cursed, "You, you are the evil concubine who brought disaster to the country!"
【What is this old Deng going crazy about???】
Luo Xueqing was completely confused, with a bewildered expression on her face.
"You, you can make people listen without you saying anything...Pfft..."
Xie Xun suddenly spat out a mouthful of blood!
Finally, his eyes rolled back and he fainted completely.
At this moment, Luo Xueqing narrowed her eyes suspiciously.
[What does Lao Deng want to express? ]
"Someone, call the imperial physician."
Censor Xie was carried away by the eunuchs.
Censor Zhuang had a gloomy face and didn't dare to breathe.
He had witnessed Concubine Yu's abilities.
She really knows some magic!
The Qinzheng Hall returned to peace and Di Jingyan smiled with satisfaction.
He walked back to the dragon throne step by step, and then winked at Eunuch Xia.
"Your Majesty has issued an edict!"
"Concubine Yu Luo Xueqing is very intelligent and quick-witted! Therefore, she is appointed as a female official of the fourth rank!"
As Eunuch Xia finished speaking, the originally silent court suddenly exploded!
"Your Majesty, it is absolutely impossible!"
"Your Majesty, how can a woman be an official?"
"Ridiculous! This is really too ridiculous!"
"I beg Your Majesty to revoke your order!"
"Your Majesty, please take back your order!"
For a moment, nearly half of the court officials knelt down and begged Emperor Jingyan to revoke his decision.
Luo Xueqing couldn't help but curl up her lips as she watched this scene.
"Why can't women serve as officials in the court?" Luo Xueqing stood directly in the middle of the hall, facing the group of opposing court officials, and raised her eyebrows silently.
"Since ancient times, there has never been a precedent of women serving as officials!"
"Your Majesty is wise. Can't you set this precedent?"
"How can the harem interfere in politics?"
"Empress Yu, you first confused His Majesty's mind, and then you tried to disrupt the court's discipline. What exactly are you planning?"
Faced with the ridicule and questioning from these ministers, the smile on Luo Xueqing's face became brighter and more flamboyant.