allonlinenovel Chapter 426 I Want to Be a Giant Panda in My Next Life
Chapter 426 I Want to Be a Giant Panda in My Next Life
【Panda Diplomacy~】
【From 1957 to 1982, we donated giant pandas.
From 1984 to 1990, we leased giant pandas.
From 1994 to the present, the research has always been collaborative.
You know, the giant pandas that were given away for free before can only stay abroad for the rest of their lives. This is a very high-level state gift, and its main function is to connect the feelings between countries and is a signal of friendship. 】
＜Giant pandas are now not just national protected animals, but also a national symbol.＞
＜Giant Panda: Hehe, I suffer and act cute abroad just to earn foreign exchange for the country [dog head]＞
＜I remember the rent was several million dollars a year, quite expensive [covering face]＞
＜Ahhh, please let me be reborn as a panda in my next life [Desire]＞
＜Pandas are super cute with their round faces! Panda cubs are even cuter! No one can resist a furry giant panda! ＞
[Emperor Gaozu of Han Liu Bang: Why would you give away your own things to others?!]
[Emperor Wu of Han Liu Che: If the quantity is large, it is okay to give it away for free, but if the quantity is small, why do you still give it away for free? Does this mean that the relationship is very good?]
[Su Shi, 4th year of Song Xining: Giant pandas are indeed well treated [thumbs up] If they can really become a protected animal, their life will definitely not be too bad! ]
[Song Taizu Zhao Kuangyin: I can still make money from this~~~]
[Kublai Khan: Hmm... I don't see how cute and valuable it is... How can it become a national symbol? It doesn't fit our image at all!]
[Emperor Zhengde of Ming Dynasty Zhu Houzhao: I agree. It’s not majestic or overbearing enough! If it were a leopard, a lion, a tiger, or something like that…]
[Emperor Jiajing of Ming Dynasty, Zhu Houcong: Don't think about your broken leopard house [rolling eyes] This giant panda looks furry and must be very comfortable to touch.]
[Tang Xuanzong Li Longji: Giant pandas look harmless to humans and animals, and give people a sense of peace and prosperity, which is indeed a sign of prosperity.]
[Tang Taizong Li Shimin: You are right. This animal is the best symbol of the country.]
……
A discussion began on the screen about which animal would be the best national symbol.
Some people think that we should choose the most majestic large animals, while others think that we should choose the ones that our country has but other countries don’t have…
"The giant pandas really look like they represent a prosperous and flourishing world."
Because of the words of Emperor Xuanzong of Tang, Li Longji, there were many more interpretations on the screen comments about how the giant panda could become a national symbol.
"What's wrong with being a human? Why do some people want to become giant pandas?" Su Zhe shook his head, imagining how desperate it would be if he really retained human memories but became an animal in captivity.
"It's about becoming a giant panda, not other animals." Su Shi stood up and said, "Just imagine that giant pandas enjoy preferential treatment from the country and are loved by all countries. They don't have to worry about survival and life all day long..."
"That kind of day is really enviable."
Different people have different opinions on future generations wanting to be a giant panda.
Qin Shi Huang Ying Zheng immediately became confused after seeing that comment.
"Is it possible that the development of later generations is not satisfactory? Otherwise, why would people envy and want to be an animal?"
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【Our country proposed animal diplomacy at the beginning of its establishment. At that time, due to the immature technology and other issues, it only sent animals to the Soviet Union and North Korea, two countries with which it had very close relations.
Later, Sino-US relations gradually thawed, and the US President visited China. We also presented a pair of giant pandas to the US. Later, some capitalist countries also received a pair of giant pandas.
By 1982, the total number of giant pandas given away as state gifts had reached 24. None of them returned to their homeland, but spent their entire lives in foreign countries.
After 1982, my country has not donated giant pandas to other countries.
Because protecting nature has become a global consensus, rare wild animals are no longer given away as state gifts. 】
＜I really shouldn't have sent it to the United States. It left a bad impression.＞
＜Pandas are really popular abroad, hahahaha. I remember that in Japan, there was a live broadcast of the pandas’ lives all day long. The pandas in Japan have many fans there.＞
＜Wow, I don’t want to suffer the hardship of working part-time anymore. I must be a national treasure giant panda in my next life.＞
＜Actually, I don’t quite understand why so many people like giant pandas. I’ve also been to the giant panda base in Chengdu, and I felt just average. Pandas get dirty easily, and I don’t think they’re particularly cute. Why are so many countries in the world so crazy about them [covering face]＞
＜Holding paws, I think it was the cutest when it was a cub, it made people feel warm inside! ＞
＜It doesn’t matter if you don’t understand, we just like it haha. After all, things are valuable because they are rare, and giant pandas are still very valuable for research!＞
[Emperor Yongle of the Ming Dynasty, Zhu Di: I have given so many to other countries... Have they also given something of the same value as the giant panda?]
[Qin Shi Huang Ying Zheng: People in later generations still don’t like the United States very much.]
[Tang Gaozong Li Zhi: They even gave it to Japan?! Does Japan deserve it?]
[Emperor Hongwu of the Ming Dynasty Zhu Yuanzhang: You killed so many of us, and now you are forgiving us?]
[Kublai Khan: We didn’t defeat them…]
[Emperor Kangxi of the Qing Dynasty Aixinjueluo Xuanye: After the end of the Qing Dynasty, the Japanese invaders ravaged the land of China, but we just drove them out and did not attack their homeland?]
[Tang Taizong Li Shimin: They don’t feel pain, and they don’t feel they are wrong…]
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Everyone was originally discussing whether the giant pandas are cute or their value is really important?
After reading the words on the screen, everyone paused.
"Japan?!"
Because the light screen had previously played many videos about the Anti-Japanese War, and how many unspeakable crimes they committed on the land of China.
So now when people see Japan, their first reaction is still dislike and disgust.
Whenever you mention it, you will say "Puh".
People despise people, and dogs hate each other.
"We haven't even conquered our homeland, this won't do!" Liu Che shook his wide sleeves, feeling dissatisfied with the future of Japan that was gradually revealed on the light curtain.
"Japan is a really annoying country." Huo Qubing said bluntly. He still remembered what this country had done on their land.
"Nuclear sewage is what is endangering the whole world..."
“Do we have to establish good diplomatic relations with it?”
Liu Che shook his head and said, "If it happens in our Han Dynasty, even if it is far away, we will..."
...
"Why should we give it to Japan?" Li Shimin leaned back with a cold expression.
"For... the overall situation?" Fang Xuanling guessed, "I remember Guangmu said that the countries surrounding China are basically the running dogs of the United States."
"Oh, the key lies with the United States." Li Shimin nodded, "I remember Guangmu said that this country is committed to maintaining world peace?"
"Hehehe."
"Maintaining peace is fake, wanting to dominate the world is real." Du Ruhui said incisively.
"Ah, a superpower."
Li Shimin kept the words "dominate the world" firmly in his mind.
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