allonlinenovel Chapter 191: Monkey Chapter: Laozi Shudao Mountain (3)
Chapter 191: Monkey Chapter: Laozi Shudao Mountain (3)
[Squeak——]
The baby formula is bland and tasteless, and if you taste it carefully, you can see a lot of milk lumps of uneven sizes.
I had to recite the Heart Sutra silently before I could swallow it.
The driver fed me, and his technique was not gentle at all. The whole nipple was pushed into my dry mouth, and I almost choked and rolled my eyes.
(*+﹏+*)~ I can’t stand it!
Where is Zeng Xiaolian? !
She grabbed a set of clothes and went into the bathroom to change. It was cold and they still had at least seven and a half hours on the road. She would catch a cold if she wore wet clothes.
While no one was paying attention, the female monkey grabbed several more bananas, stuffing them one bite after another and swallowing them whole. Her stomach was so bloated that it became uncomfortable to squat, so she simply lay on her back to rest for a while.
It didn't care about its own cubs at all. While savoring the sweet taste of the banana, it blamed the cruel and heartless male monkey.
[Squeak——]
Damn, this feeling of disappointment is too huge. In my previous life, my sheep mother put me first and doted on me even though her mind was in a mess.
Well, apart from the fact that it always likes to butt my head with its big butt, there's nothing wrong with it.
Alas, two mothers, one day and one place, I’m afraid of the comparison, I miss it a little bit...
The journey was originally scheduled for seven and a half hours, but it took longer after the baby monkey repeatedly vomited milk.
Zeng Xiaolian no longer dared to rely on others for help, so she searched for the most reliable breastfeeding instructional video and followed it step by step.
After two attempts, I finally found the trick.
It's just a poor little monkey, who was suffering terribly. When he saw the bottle coming towards him, he wanted to vomit reflexively, and tried his best to resist with his hands and feet.
If I were to use one word to describe its reaction, it would be "rather die than obey."
What a pity, the monkey’s words are of little importance.
The driver in front had red ears all the way.
The little monkey groaned in pain, and each blow was like a heavy hammer hitting his forehead and heart.
Originally, he was thinking of feeding her. That was easy. He just had to push it in and let it suck hard.
His feeding posture was to place the baby monkey flat on his thighs, holding the bottle with one hand, and holding up his mobile phone with the other hand to take a selfie, which he sent to his mother, who had been urging him to get married for more than ten years, and to take the opportunity to show off.
As a result, the baby monkey vomited milk and the mother's series of life-threatening calls came almost at the same time.
[Claw, why did you take so long to answer my call? Before I opened the photo, I thought you had given birth to a baby outside without telling me. It turns out it’s a monkey. I was so happy for nothing!!! You son of a bitch, I’ll skin you alive when you come back!!!]
[Eh?! Hold the monkey up, hold him up, his upper body should lean on your arm, don’t lie flat like this, he will choke on the milk, you are already 27 or 28, almost 30, and if you can’t even do this little thing, which girl will be interested in you!]
[By the way, Miss Zhao from the next room invited her niece to stay at her house for a few days. You two are of the right age, so maybe you can have something to talk about. Would you like to take some time to come back and meet her? ]
[Hello, mom, hello, the signal is bad, I’m hanging up! ]
The driver suddenly hung up the phone, feeling overwhelmed.
His phone was connected to the car's Bluetooth, and the long conversation with his mother was playing in the car's surround sound. He was so embarrassed that he wanted to find a hole to crawl into...
The little monkey's already huge eyes on his small face were full of tears, looking really pitiful.
The back seat was a mess.
The mother monkey covered her mouth and nose in disgust, picked up the banana peel she had just thrown away, and used it to cover her two swollen balls that were overflowing with milk. She wished she had never given birth to this annoying and troublesome daughter.
The little monkey saw that look and felt even more uncomfortable and depressed.
?
Zeng Xiaolian watched the teaching video over and over again. Fortunately, she bought diapers and baby wipes at the service station, which made it convenient to take care of the baby.
She carefully made a small bed using a blanket and a small quilt, and placed the little monkey in the middle.
[Squeak——]
Everything was going fine, but I almost lost half my life...
Hell's starting!
They are all vicious and cruel stepmothers for sure!
[Brother, do you want to open the window to let some fresh air in? This smell is too bad...]
They were both ashamed.
One of them quickly opened the three windows on the left and right, and the other squatted down to wipe the dirt off the floor mat, wasting half a pack of wet tissues...
The wind came in through the window gaps, forming convection, and quickly carried away the sour smell.
It took only two minutes for the driver to close the window again.
It was raining and snowing outside, 2-3 degrees below zero, and we were on a highway at 200 mph. The cold wind was blowing right through our bones. If it kept blowing? Were we going to die?!
[Haha, it’s okay this time. Oh, I forgot to burp! ]
Zeng Xiaolian held the sleepy little monkey upright on her chest and slapped him from bottom to top with her fists, one after another, with such force that it almost shattered the little monkey's undeveloped brain...
The mother monkey's chest was swollen badly, and the banana peel did not help at all. Instead, it lubricated the two red spots, and soon two milky white streams appeared on the ground.
You deserve it. Who told you not to like feeding your own baby? !
[Squeak——]
I moved my nose and smelled the familiar fishy smell of milk. I burped and a series of fragmentary images appeared in my mind about Zeng Xiaolian.
Because she completed the task brilliantly, her old boss called her to his office and gave her verbal praise. Then, he asked her if she was willing to go to another forest park...
What could she say? Should she reject her leader’s kindness and expectations?
Naturally, office workers can only accept it sensibly.
She didn't have time to rest and set out again to visit another monkey king's territory, to kidnap... no, to discuss matters related to her own mother monkey with the utmost sincerity...
[Ouch, I pooped right after eating... TM...]
Zeng Xiaolian was only wearing a thin down jacket in the car, which was completely ruined by the little monkey's poop. It was so smelly that it was as bad as a biological weapon.
Only when you have children do you understand the kindness of your parents. When she thought about how she also ate and defecated dirty when she was a child, she felt guilty and grateful to her soft-hearted but hard-mouthed mother.
The little monkey fell asleep with a sweet smile on his face, not caring at all that he had gotten into trouble again...
I can't scold him, and I can't bring myself to hit him. I can only swallow this anger.
The driver's eyelids were twitching. He closed his mouth tightly and dared not say a word. He just waited for the person behind him to change his diaper and clothes before opening the window to breathe in some air.
It's been hot and cold along the way, so I might catch a cold. I'll buy some medicine as soon as I get home to prevent it.
There is a traffic jam ahead. I wonder if there is any accident.
It was raining and snowing, and when we reached the Guizhou section of the road, the car windows were covered with thick fog, making everything blurry and affecting our vision.
[Ah, this is really annoying...]
Zeng Xiaolian quickly wrapped her down jacket in a plastic bag, then leaned over the window and took a few deep breaths of the cold air outside, choking and coughing.
[Cough cough cough... Damn it! ]