allonlinenovel Chapter 199: Monkey Chapter: Laozi Shudao Mountain (11)
Chapter 199: Monkey Chapter: Laozi Shudao Mountain (11)
Gan! ! !
[Squeak——]
I flipped my palm angrily, and a bottle of high-fat, high-calcium milk appeared in my palm.
I want to grow up quickly!
A tourist saw it inadvertently, rubbed his eyes suspiciously, and looked again on the tree branch, but the little monkey drinking milk with such enjoyment on its face was no longer on the branch.
[Eh? Am I dazzled? How come that thing seemed to appear suddenly?! ]
He silently chanted "Amitabha" in his heart, took off the rosary on his wrist, and polished the beads one by one.
His legs, which had been trembling with exhaustion, seemed to be filled with endless strength, and his heart became even more pious when he climbed to the top of the mountain to worship Buddha.
[Squeak——]
There is still a long way to go, so just wait!
The difference between spring and summer in Shu is like a natural chasm. The contrast between hot and cold is super obvious, isn't it?!
The sun is hanging brightly above our heads. A warrior who is fully armed and still climbs the mountain in this kind of weather is a real warrior.
Anyone who dares to show even a little bit of skin will be tanned black.
The temperature in the mountains is still more than ten degrees lower than in the city, and it is still hot, so hot that the summer cicadas chirp endlessly.
The monkeys roam all over the mountains, catching plump cicadas is a rare protein meal.
Let me tell you secretly, it tastes better if you clean it, coat it with batter, and fry it~
The green tea monkey's body is no longer black, and a layer of fine brown and yellow fur has grown on it. Anyway, its skin is as thick as a city wall. In the past few months, it has been begging or robbing even though it is covered in black. Its notoriety has long been known.
The Monkey King, who was very concerned about his reputation, came out a few times, but he couldn't stand everyone's teasing looks, so he walked with his legs tucked together, looking awkward, which attracted more attention.
If the male monkeys under it had not been slacking off and not providing it with enough food, it would not have given up the courage to show up.
Behind the Monkey King followed a string of beauties from the harem, each of them had a little monkey hanging on her body.
The doors of the maternity and baby park are now closed and all the residents have been evacuated.
The next peak occupancy rate will probably be in winter again.
In the past few months, the Green Tea Monkey has been separated from the Monkey King and the female monkeys intentionally or unintentionally, and has been living alone. As long as one monkey is full, the whole family will not be hungry, and it is happy and relaxed.
Spring is a good season for outings as there are many tourists, so it has no worries about food source. But now the number of tourists has dropped sharply, and it is getting restless due to the heat and its stomach is rumbling, so it can't sit still and starts jumping up and down in the woods.
Occasionally, it would hang out in the small shop at the supply point, but unfortunately, the owner was hard-hearted and let it make the roof bang and bang, and even when it looked like it was about to collapse, he wouldn't even give it any delicious food.
The landlady came out waving a big broom and chased the monkey away. She didn't really hit it, but the whistling wind was as strong as a tiger's. The green tea monkey was still scared. It let out a scream and jumped onto a nearby tree.
A male monkey who couldn't find a wife huddled on a tree branch, chewing leaves out of boredom. He had seen tourists chewing betel nuts, which they squeezed left and right in their mouths until a bulge appeared on their faces.
It was extremely curious, but the tourist was tall and had long legs, as strong as a big bear, so it didn't dare to snatch it. The aroma of the black betel nut fascinated it and it simply tore off a few leaves to pretend.
[Pooh, pooh, pooh——]
so bitter!
This monkey is still stupid. Betel nut is not a good thing. If you chew it for a long time, your cheeks will become bigger and harder, and there is a high chance of getting oral cancer. The only benefit it has is that it freshens your breath.
The male monkey had eaten a lot of cicadas in the past two days and was barely half full. He had just spit out the bitter leaves that had been bitten into pieces when he saw the red-faced and red-butt green tea monkey passing by.
Judging from its dejected look, it must have been hungry for several meals.
The male monkey maliciously threw a cicada that had been crushed into a cake by the green tea monkey, and it hit the green tea monkey right on the back of the head.
Without dense hair to cushion the impact, this flat cicada is like a stone, it hurts so much!
(??へ???╬)
The green tea monkey jumped up and down, got angry, and roared.
When he turned around, he found that the one who hit him was a male monkey twice his size. The weapon was the cicada that the monkeys had been scrambling for recently. His stomach growled in response.
The Green Tea Monkey knew he couldn't win and didn't dare to fight back, but he had to eat the food that was in front of him.
But it doesn't know that monkeys and human society have something in common -
That is, accepting gifts from the opposite sex is equivalent to accepting the other person's pursuit.
So, before the green tea monkey's bite of cicada could even slide into her stomach, she was dragged away by the male monkey and raped.
The young man in the monitoring room covered his eyes in shame and anger.
[These two monkeys are not particular. They can do their work anywhere, but they have to pick a camera and give a close-up...]
How would a young man who has been single for 25 years feel about this...
The male monkey was so excited that he finished quickly and couldn't hold back his smile.
I lowered my head and glanced to the side. Hey, what is this black box with a flashing red light? Bah, it's all its fault. It's affecting my performance.
It pushed the green tea monkey away and started hammering the black box. Its hideous, ashamed and angry furry face was reflected on the small glass plate.
[No way, it's just a naughty scene, why would you need a killer camera? This thing is not cheap! It's broken, it's broken, call someone! ]
The young man quickly picked up the walkie-talkie.
[Calling the patrol team, calling the patrol team, anyone, go to camera 192 to chase the monkeys away. There is a male monkey there that is deliberately destroying the camera——]
After a brief pause, the surveillance footage suddenly turned from the front to the mountain wall, and then the treetops suddenly turned black...
The young man was speechless, it was obviously broken in the middle...
I don't know if we just fought for 300 rounds... Eh?! A lot more, judging by the visual, at most 10 times, um, if I remember correctly...
I wonder where the male monkey got the strength after fighting ten rounds? !
There was a buzzing sound from the other end of the intercom, and replies came from several people in the forest patrol team. Everyone was waiting for further instructions, so don't delay anything.
[Ahem, ok, the camera has been damaged, the line is broken, everyone go about your business, I will notify the maintenance staff to come up and repair it immediately! ]
The two versions of the news, the male monkey found a wife who was inseparable from him, and the green tea monkey found a new love, spread to all the monkeys that night.
The former spread among the male monkeys, causing other male monkeys to enviously scratch the bark and scream.
The latter was spread among the female monkeys, and one or two of them did not take it seriously and turned around and whispered to the monkey king to tell him the news.
The Monkey King was so angry that he bit off a green branch that accidentally entered his sight.
There was a crisp sound, and seeing the Monkey King's expression as he tried hard to hold back his teeth's pain, it seemed that he was not biting the branch, but the Green Tea Monkey's thin neck.
[Squeak——]
In a tree hole far away from the Monkey King, I didn’t know about this yet.
He was just leisurely kicking his feet up, holding a straw in his mouth, and a little kitten with a chubby belly lying next to him.
The kitten's mother went out to look for food, and temporarily left the little one in Yadan's care.
After all, Yadan had endless supply of milk that seemed to never be finished.
Only the three of them know this secret, including the secret base in the tree hole, which was also contributed free of charge by the mother cat so that her babies can drink her milk.