allonlinenovel Chapter 206: Monkey Chapter: Laozi Shudao Mountain (18)
Chapter 206: Monkey Chapter: Laozi Shudao Mountain (18)
[Squeak——]
To describe me using the current internet buzzwords, I am now a copy of Jiang Dehua (if you don’t know this joke, you can watch the TV series “Parents’ Love”).
She works hard and never complains, and spends her own money to raise the child, acting as both father, mother and sister.
Tietou was hanging on me almost all the time throughout the day, like a melted dog-skin plaster that couldn't be torn off.
If I hadn't had enough nutrition and a strong body, my lumbar disc would have been pressed and protruded several times...
The little kitten, who had not yet been weaned from milk, was very jealous. Ever since the first time it met Tietou, it would always take the opportunity to secretly scratch him and get a piece of his fetal hair.
Sometimes, the kitten would hold Yadan's long tail in its mouth and act coquettishly.
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It wanted to hold Tietou's tail, but unfortunately, Tietou's tail was very short. This was the only Tibetan macaque trait that the little guy inherited from his father.
[Squeak——]
If you wake it up, you are responsible for coaxing it~
My head is buzzing from the noise. No, I need to get some sleep.
The little kitten felt very aggrieved and insisted on squeezing over to cuddle with him, holding on to the milk bottle that belonged to him with his two front paws and refusing to let go.
The mother cat came back and saw her three little ones sleeping in a pile, then she went out again with thieving steps.
These three are very grumpy when they wake up, and it will be a headache if they wake it up.
e=e=e=(~￣▽￣)~It’s gone!
Tietou can eat, defecate and sleep, and grows quickly when there is wind. In just over a month, the color of his fur has become several shades darker.
As long as he can be confirmed to be still hanging on Yadan, this little guy is too lazy to open his eyes. He eats and drinks with his eyes closed and can drink a pound of milk in one meal.
After being punished several times, it finally developed the habit of humming whenever it wanted to pee.
Otherwise, Yadan’s chest and below will never be dry.
[Oh, why didn’t I think that one day I would need to take care of a baby? I don’t even have a diaper…]
Yadan kept muttering to herself, and resignedly let Tietou hold her hand. It was whistling, a dozen feet away from her against the wind.
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The Monkey King has been confirmed missing by scenic spot staff, and the tribe has not yet elected a new Monkey King.
A pile of loose sand has its own advantages.
At least, during this period, more than thirty relatively stable small families were spontaneously formed within the group.
Except for the remaining bachelors, the number of fights has been reduced by more than half.
The Green Tea Monkey never mentioned the fact that it had two babies. It found a big male monkey who was very active and jumped around to live with.
As for its taste in choosing a partner, well, it's as poor as ever.
We only know that warriors have a sense of security. When their big fists hit us indiscriminately and hit us hard, why don't we use our brains to think about who this sense of security is for?
[Squeak?]
When Tietou enters May, it is the hottest time of the year. It must go out for a walk every day. The more people there are, the happier it is.
Just today, less than half an hour after leaving the house, I came across my own mother being abused by the person she had chosen...
Tietou shrank back at first, a little confused, then looked back and forth between his sister and the green tea monkey several times, and laughed.
The male monkey stepped on the green tea monkey and tormented it, while the iron-headed monkey screamed and clapped.
[Squeak——]
I'll raise my index finger and flick its head, and you'd better not learn from me. I can't raise a stinky thing that likes domestic violence under my control!
A tourist held up his mobile phone and compared it with the group of monkeys in front of him.
Others asked him what he was doing.
He said, "Last time I came here, I was beaten by a male monkey, and it also pooped on my stomach. I was unlucky for the whole year..."
[Oh, revenge is coming! Then you will have a chance to find them, they all look similar, I am face-blind to monkeys...]
When the bystander heard the word "unlucky", he quickly took several steps back, took off his wide-brimmed hat, and fanned his face vigorously, as if he wanted to blow away the bad luck that he had accidentally contaminated.
The tourists who were seeking revenge couldn't tell which one was the damn stinky monkey.
He quickly pulled out a green object that looked like a rolling pin from his schoolbag.
It was bitter gourd, a perfect vegetable for relieving summer heat.
Immediately, monkeys came around and asked for food.
The male monkey, who was tired of beating the green tea monkeys, also squeezed over, and using his brute strength, he used his butt to push those monkeys away, grabbed the bitter melon and ran away.
It was very proud of itself, thinking that with such a big cucumber, it would definitely be able to fill itself up.
It's blind, so it can't blame others!
Tietou hummed and moaned, feeling a little envious, and scratched his sister's armpit with one hand.
[Squeak——]
You are stupid, that is bitter gourd! The kind of bitter gourd that is so bitter that it can kill a monkey!
If it was a cucumber, wouldn't your sister know how to grab it?!
The male monkey stuffed the bitter melon into his mouth while running. It was crunchy after taking a bite, but before he could swallow it, his brain immediately shut down.
However, his feet received the command from his brain one step late, and his whole body took a few steps forward before falling headfirst.
The monkeys screamed in panic, what was going on?
One monkey was so quick that he snatched the bit of bitter gourd from the male monkey's hand and stuffed it into his mouth right away, looking dumbfounded.
Then the third one, and the fourth one.
The fifth one to grab the bitter melon was a female monkey. She had some brains. She looked at the stunned male monkeys one by one in surprise, then took a small bite cautiously.
Nonsence!
o(╥﹏╥)o It was so painful that tears fell.
The female monkey shrank her neck and shook her head fiercely, then turned around and chased the tourist with the backpack. She jumped onto his back, stuck her butt out, and forcefully stuffed the bitter melon into his mouth.
The mother monkey also suffered from the disadvantage of not being able to speak -
It’s better for you to eat such delicious food, I don’t want it!
Tietou was shocked and burrowed into his sister's arms in fear, rubbing his big furry head against the fur on his sister's chest. He looked much more well-behaved than when he was making a fuss about asking for bitter melon just now.
Tietou: My sister is right, I must be obedient!
The scorching summer heat is hard to bear, and carrying a hot portable hand warmer is even harder.
[Squeak——]
If I hadn't predicted again and again that Tietou would unify the country and become the new generation of Monkey King, I would probably not be able to endure it for a moment.
Yes, the scene disappeared in a flash when I was delivering the baby. Later, after supplementing it again and again, I have seen the magnificent scene of the majestic big hairy monkey shouting from a high place and people in all directions responding.
While it is still young, I can bully it for two more years.
The green tea monkey was so skinny that it looked like a skeleton. It was not known whether it was God's fault, but it came out in the hot sun to look for food and ran into its old lover.
Tietou’s biological father is a one-eyed monkey.
It was peeling a banana for its pregnant wife in a very servile manner and feeding it into her mouth bite by bite.
This was simply impossible in the past.
Female monkeys are still a sought-after resource, and there are still hundreds of single male monkeys, all of whom are staring at them with eager eyes.
The one-eyed male monkey had two wives after the green tea monkey. The first one was beaten by it several times, and then turned around and ran away. Before she disappeared from its sight, she was taken home by the male monkey who had been waiting in the dark...
Later, the male monkey fought with it several times, using wild and fierce moves, and was extremely brutal.
The pregnant female monkey is very fierce and has big fists. She can easily subdue the one-eyed male monkey.