Why not hang yourself on the southeast tree

Chapter 214: Donkey: The Ride (6)

In the second round, Tang Xiaobao still couldn't figure out what was going on.

The little donkey, however, was able to see it clearly because of its size and the angle, and it looked shocked.

It bent its head under its belly, comparing goods, its eyes were red, and it felt inferior...

Bai Ma’s performance was so good that the buyers and sellers wanted to hug each other on the spot to celebrate the deal.

The little mare stepped down from the truck with all four trembling hooves, looking back every step she took. Her reluctant expression and eyes full of tears made one's heart ache.

The seller took out a few fresh carrots from the sack and handed them to the white horse to eat.

Take a bite and it’s crunchy.

Tang Chao felt the other end of the reins tugging, and then he turned back to look at the two little ones.

It turned out that the little donkey was hungry, and he opened his mouth wide to reach the seller's sack, which was full of fresh carrots.

Tang Chao's phone vibrated in his pocket. He took it out and saw that it was another fan who sent him a private message, asking for more.

He looked around and saw nothing to hide, so he just followed the fans' wishes and started a live broadcast.

【Hello everyone, I am Tang Chao! 】

As soon as the live broadcast room opened, fans received a notification on the client, and when they clicked in, they all had surprised expressions on their faces.

Then the barrage of comments filled the screen.

Tang Chao hasn't switched the camera yet and is in selfie mode, with his big face completely blocked by the barrage of comments.

I was stunned for a second, and the screen was filled with hahahaha.

Netizen A——[Quick, quick, I want to watch hoof trimming, just right for eating! ]

Netizen B——[The taste of the above is really strange, I watch this to get hypnotized, I don’t like watching this while eating, it loses my appetite! ]

Netizen C——[I quickly called the No. 9 technician at the foot massage parlor and told him to fix the hooves instead of the corns!]

Netizen D——[By the way, Grandpa Anchor, are you shoeing the horses today? How many nails do you need? Make sure to polish it carefully. Last time I saw...]

Blah blah blah blah blah…

Netizen E——[I'm already sitting on the small stool, Grandpa, you start! ]

Netizen F——[Wait a minute, Grandpa Anchor, I’m shoveling the snow outside my house. I can’t afford an excavator, so I have to do it myself. The snow keeps falling, and I’m freezing! ]

Tang Chao stared at the public screen until his eyes were dazzled. When he looked up again, only a little carrot was left in the donkey's mouth.

He rubbed his hands at the white horse seller in embarrassment. It was embarrassing for the owner of his donkey to be so greedy...

Netizen E——[Hahahaha, this little black donkey looks so familiar, could it be the one in the last video? ]

Tang Chao happened to see this sentence. He nodded subconsciously, but then he remembered that netizens couldn't see it, so he explained aloud.

[Yes, this is the little donkey I raised, specially to help me carry my equipment. It is still too young and not well trained, so it only knows how to eat when it goes out...]

Netizen G——[Uncle Tang, I am the director of the city TV station's senior dating program. I would like to ask if you are willing to participate in our program. I have heard several female guests mention you! ]

Tang Chao was stunned, and the angle of the camera was adjusted quickly, turning diagonally downward, and Tang Xiaobao's big round face with two frozen highland reds was suddenly given a close-up.

Netizen: (?｀?Д?′)!!

Tang Xiaobao: (???w???)

[Dating show?! The one hosted by Xiao Meng?!]

Netizen G——[…Sorry, Mr. Tang, our program team can’t afford Mr. Meng Fei, but our hosts are a couple, they are very good at handling things, and the stage effects are also very good.]

Other netizens were eating melons with their chins in their hands. They never expected that they would see the host's old tree blooming while watching a live broadcast.

[About this, let’s talk about it in private messages later. I seldom watch TV. ]

Netizen A——[No, Grandpa, we still want to hear the details. Is there any possibility of cooperation? ]

The other netizens who had just taken out the melon seeds and peanuts to eat the melons all refused to do so and started shouting in the comments section, asking people not to send private messages but to talk openly.

Netizen G is really at his wits' end. He has been sending private messages to Mr. Tang for more than a month, and all of them are unread!

God knows when this internet celebrity who either updates once a month or completely loses contact will give him a definite answer...

In the previous episode of the show, an old man made inappropriate remarks on the stage, which angered the public. The ratings of the episode aired yesterday plummeted to the bottom.

The director was panicking and ordered several editors and assistants to invite a kind and well-known old man on the Internet. The program team also had to know the speech skills in advance, otherwise the female guest would stop recording the next episode and there might be no show...

Well, the director on the other end of the network cable is still too young.

Tang Xiaobao had come over a long time ago. He knew quite a few words and was staring at the subtitles changing on the phone screen with a wrinkled face.

[Grandpa, why do they also call you grandpa? Am I not your only... no, only two grandsons? ! ]

The subtitles paused for two seconds and everyone burst into laughter.

Hahahahahaha!!!

Netizen C——[This is a jealous person, I have confirmed it! ]

[How else do you want netizens to call me? They are all young people. You can’t call me Big Brother. Wouldn’t that make me a generation younger than their fathers? That won’t work. I won’t agree! ]

Tang Chao and Tang Xiaobao were still arguing in low voices and didn't notice that the reins had slipped out of their hands.

The little donkey disappeared in a leisurely manner, running and jumping all the time. The backpack on its back was unbuckled and was tilted and about to fall off, causing the little guy to drop his equipment as he walked.

It was an enthusiastic netizen who discovered this situation.

[Hurry up and chase the donkey, it's running away, at two o'clock, hurry up, it's dropped equipment! Grandpa, there's a knife thirty meters away, if you don't pick it up, you'll be run over by the wheels...]

He copied and pasted more than ten messages on the public screen before the grandfather and grandson saw it.

Oh my god, the little donkey has disappeared.

There was actually a knife thirty meters away, a straight knife for the right hand, a tool used for fine-tuning small areas.

Tang Xiaobao rushed over and picked it up.

Tang Chao shook his head. Although this donkey is young, it is very wild at heart and will run away if you don't keep an eye on it.

Fortunately, there was a lot of excitement in the market. When the anxious netizens were about to vomit due to the shaking camera, they finally saw the small black figure in the distance.

In front of it, a ewe was giving birth. It happened suddenly, and the owner of the sheep shouted for people to help.

The lamb's head was already out, but its front legs were bent and stuck in the opening, unable to come out.

[Ah~Ah~Ah~]

I had already run over when I heard the familiar scream of a sheep. I turned around and met a pair of familiar eyes.

Is it my sheep mother in my previous life? !

Why are you so miserable?!

Another difficult birth...

Could the big sheep next to you who always butts its owner with its big head be your husband in this life? !