allonlinenovel Chapter 219: Donkey: The Ride (11)
Chapter 219: Donkey: The Ride (11)
On the fifteenth day of the first lunar month, the senior dating show will begin recording at 2 p.m.
Then it will go through editing and post-production, and it will not be officially broadcast until at least next month.
The director personally went to the station to pick him up, only to find that Tang Chao had brought his donkey along as well…
[Hey, Mr. Tang, our studio is not big enough for it to run around happily...]
The director has a fair and clean complexion, with a pair of pointed fangs when he smiles, and looks a bit silly.
[It's okay. I'll tie it up nearby. If I leave it alone at home, it will run away so fast that I won't be able to find its shadow. It's better to keep it under my nose and feel more at ease.]
The director's lips moved and turned into a wry smile.
Well, maybe I can use a donkey as a supporting role in my personal VCR. After all, the profession in the Tang Dynasty was hoof trimmer!
The director heard the donkey's braying during a live broadcast, and it was so deafening!
May God bless you and don’t cause any more trouble!
Tang Chao didn't expect that, at his old age, entering the TV station would be like Granny Liu entering the Grand View Garden, where everything seemed new and interesting.
High-tech is everywhere. The AI guide on the electronic display screen is three times more beautiful than a celebrity, and there are also round-headed and round-brained intelligent robots shuttling back and forth on the ground.
There are also real people in bright clothes, and those coming and going are all handsome men and beautiful women, very pleasing to the eyes!
His Adam's apple rolled up and down, and he swallowed his saliva imperceptibly. He subconsciously tightened the reins with his hands and added a little strength to drag the little donkey, which was unable to walk due to staring at the beautiful woman, a few steps towards him.
[Woo~]
Poor me, my mouth was wrapped with cloth seven or eight times, and I couldn’t even utter my signature three shouts.
So many beauties are looking at me, I seem to smell the fragrance of blooming flowers.
Old man, I want to stay here and work! Go talk to the director!
Tang Chao has lived for sixty-eight years, but this is his first time working on a television station. Naturally he was nervous, but he didn't show it.
The director took the person to the dressing room, said hello, and left.
Where's the donkey?!
It was tied to the stairwell at the back door, where there was a huge big-headed mushroom decoration protruding 50 centimeters from the ground, which was just right for using as a horse tying stone, no, a donkey tying stone.
Tang Chao did not tear the cloth off the donkey's mouth to prevent it from suddenly losing its temper and yelling. This is a TV station!
He sat in front of the makeup mirror, surrounded by two pretty girls, who were staring at him. They were discussing how to style him, since he was, after all, a million-level internet celebrity.
When it comes to makeup, Tang Chao could not come up with any reasonable opinions. Except when his wife was around, he would often apply some of her unused Yumeijing pearl cream like wiping the table, and his face had never been painted or decorated with any additional makeup.
Look, he has already started applying primer. The girl on the left is holding a round sponge and applying some dots on his face.
Tang Chao felt that his old skin and face were shaking. Time is a butcher's knife!
[Uncle, please close your eyes. There's no need to stare so wide. It's scary, haha! ]
As soon as he finished speaking, the girl found that the old man's eyes were closed, and his eyeballs rolled twice under his eyelids before moving.
[I'll put on the base makeup first, and then I'll add some eye makeup for you. Oh, you also need to put some primer on your eyelids, otherwise there will be two different colors...]
The girl's fingers brushed lightly as she put on makeup, very gently and skillfully.
[Meimei, help me get the eyebrow trimmer. My eyebrows are too wild, and the tail of my eyebrow looks like a broom...]
Tang Chao closed his eyes, but when he heard that his eyebrows were like a broom, his eyelids couldn't help but tremble.
But don't turn him into Zhang Fei, this is a blind date show, not free fighting.
Tang Chao quietly accepted the change in the dressing room, but he didn't know that the donkey had broken free from the reins——
[Woo~]
Do you really think these few knots can trap me, your grandpa?!
Did you forget that I have a Swiss Army Knife in my space?!
This time the front hooves have to be used. Close the two hooves, clamp the knife handle, and twist the cloth strip first. It's because the old man tied a knot on it, and it can be seen with cross-eyed eyes.
If the knot is tied in the chin, I can only cut it blindly. What if I poke the throat?
With the sharpness of the saber, my life is over...
As soon as my mouth was free, I bit the knife with my teeth and chopped horizontally and vertically, and the reins broke into several pieces.
Going down the stairwell is the underground parking lot. It is so bright as day.
Wow, Aston Martin! Panamera! Mercedes-Benz! Jaguar!
The sand that leaks from the fingers of people working in the entertainment industry is also 999 pure gold, right? !
It was like entering a luxury car exhibition. The car bodies were so clean that they could serve as mirrors. I walked through the middle of the car. In addition to the smooth lines of the luxury cars, I also saw my own dark reflection...
?? ?That’s the difference between heaven and earth.
The security guard at the garage exit slipped away to smoke in a blind spot where surveillance was not visible. There was no need for me to raise the railing to enter or exit. I just lowered my head and bent my legs and passed through without any obstruction.
It was the Lantern Festival, and the staff were all in their positions in the various studios in the building, so it was hard to run into anyone outside the building.
The monitoring room did notice the little donkey, but didn't take it seriously. It's not a big star, so there's no need to worry about it. As long as it doesn't attack people or destroy public property, just leave it alone.
Afterwards, Tang Chao, with a face full of waterproof makeup, looked everywhere for the donkey. When he went to the monitoring room to inquire, he learned that the donkey had slipped away by himself. He became so angry that he even scared the female guest who had just held hands with him.
Of course, this is something.
For now, let’s follow the little donkey’s gaze and come to the busy street.
People driving by were so scared when they saw the little donkey suddenly jumping out from the green belt on the side of the road that they tightened their grip, fearing that this creature from nowhere would suddenly run onto the road.
[Ah~Ah~Ah~]
Where is the zebra crossing? I want to cross the road. There are many shops with tempting aromas over there. It’s a food court!!!
I turned my head and looked what I found - a pedestrian overpass and a long staircase spiraling upward.
Climbing stairs, I can do that!
In the distance, the traffic policeman who had just been called by the driver was supporting his iron donkey on one leg, staring in amazement at the little donkey that had mistakenly entered the road, turned around and went back into the green belt, then trotted up the overpass, and his steps were rhythmic as he went up the stairs without a stutter.
He turned on the headset and pressed it twice to call back the previous call.
[Captain Liu, the donkey didn't go onto the road, it went over the overpass! No one was pulling it, it went up on its own... Didn't they say that animals are not allowed to become spirits after the founding of the People's Republic of China?!]
Captain Liu on the other end of the phone remained silent, not knowing whether to complain or curse.
Even a donkey knows the traffic rules, but the people responsible for the traffic accident in his office are still blaming each other and arguing. It's really...
Both of them were at fault, one ran a red light, and the other illegally carried passengers in the wrong direction. The car and the motorcycle collided, causing serious damage to the cars. The motorcycle driver and the woman sitting on the back of the motorcycle were both wearing helmets, but the people only suffered minor skin injuries.
The facts are obvious and easy to judge. They could just give each of them fifty lashes and that was it. But they insisted on arguing about it, and their voices became louder than each other.
Bah, at your age, you're living like a dog.
If he wasn't wearing this police uniform, he would really be impatient to stay here. Going to the road to watch the little donkey climbing the stairs would be better than watching a quarrel, huh!