Why not hang yourself on the southeast tree

Chapter 226: Donkey: The Ride (18)

The cars behind also saw it and were afraid that they would be unlucky too, so they all honked their horns frantically.

The sound effect is amazing.

The old man who was crossing the zebra crossing was so frightened that his steps weakened, he staggered a few steps and almost fell down.

The old man felt so aggrieved: It’s just walking a little slower, why did you rush me so much and speak so loudly, I almost wet my pants!

As we all know, the elderly and children cannot stand being scared.

The baby in the back seat of the Passat didn’t take the slight bumps during the ride seriously and slept soundly, chewing sweet peaches in his dreams.

Suddenly, a loud trumpet ensemble sounded, deafening, without any order or rhythm.

He was frightened and burst into tears before he even opened his eyes, adding his loud cry to the chorus.

【Woooooa ...

[Ah~Ah~Ah~]

I was so scared that I stepped one foot deep and one foot shallow. Crack, my hoof stepped on a hole, but fortunately I was able to pull it out easily.

What are you doing? I didn’t mess with any of you!

I glared, trying to scare the drivers to death who were honking their horns.

The elder brother was also startled, he turned his head to look at the back of the car, it was empty!!!

He hurriedly moved back and met the eyes of the little donkey who looked back at him.

【Oh shit! 】

The big brother quickly got out of the car and chased after him, shouting loudly.

[Don't move, that's my donkey, my donkey! ]

The owners of Wuling and Passat cars were worried about not being able to find someone to repair their cars, so they also jumped out of their cars.

However, the old driver of Wuling went to stop the big brother to argue, while the young mother of Passat opened the door of the back seat, freed her stubborn son who was crying with red face and thick neck from the restraint of the baby seat, and held him in her arms to coax him.

The little boy cried even harder when he smelled the familiar scent of his mother.

Oh my, this devilish sound is so piercing to my ears, it’s simply torture!

The mother's rage soared, and she was unable to deal with the culprit. She could only comfort the child while staring at him with her eyes fixed.

Where's the donkey?!

He jumped onto another car. On the hood of that car there was a dancing little golden man standing upright, which was kicked crooked by a hoof.

The driver of the car was a young man wearing sunglasses. The corners of his mouth twitched as he observed a moment of silence for this luxury car that had just been delivered and still had a temporary license plate.

Big Brother's eyes were only following the black donkey, and as he saw it running farther and farther away, he became too impatient to bother with the man in front of him, so he pushed the man away.

[Don't run, that's my donkey, everyone please help stop it! ]

[Ah~Ah~Ah~]

Bullshit, who is your donkey? Your donkey is already in the hot pot! Call me and see if I will respond!!!

The Cullinan owner jumped out of the car. He was tall and slender, with broad shoulders, a narrow waist and a muscular body.

Although he had plenty of money in his pocket, he was still heartbroken to see his new car destroyed by violence.

The little golden man had fallen down completely, and the front of the car was covered with deep and shallow donkey footprints, making it look like a scrapped car.

He stared dangerously at the fat man who was gradually approaching. His cold and hard jawline looked like an upright machete, eager to drink blood!!!

The big brother was originally glad that the donkey didn't run far, but suddenly he felt scared and his left foot almost tripped over his right foot and fell out.

Fortunately, he was supported by someone. The elder brother looked up and met the dark sunglasses and the pair of bottomless black eyes behind the sunglasses...

First of all, if Big Brother were a teenage girl, this scene would be pretty cool.

However, he is a real man, and an experienced old man who has been married for more than 20 years. So, this scene is a bit scary.

He struggled, but his arm was still in the other person's hand, and he showed no sign of letting up.

[Big brother, what do you mean by this?! ]

The young man in sunglasses raised his hand and pointed at the little black donkey still standing on the hood of his car.

Your donkey?

[Ah? Yes, yes, it's mine! ]

The elder brother answered without hesitation, and as soon as he finished speaking, he saw the golden man shining brightly under the donkey's feet, and immediately felt that the hand that was pinching his arm was still very restrained and polite.

Damn, is this a Rolls-Royce? He was not sure, and rubbed his eyes fiercely with his only free hand.

He looked again, yes, it was a Rolls-Royce. He had seen it in a luxury car magazine...

Moreover, it was a new car, and the A4-paper license plate number was still pasted on the inside of the front windshield...

It's over. It's over.

[Ah~Ah~Ah~]

It's not that I don't want to run, it's just that my hind legs are stuck in a hole and I can't get them out...

[No, no, no, I made a mistake. This is not my donkey. Yes, I made a mistake because I was dazzled. Brother, please let go. My arms and legs are old and can be easily broken.]

Big Brother knows he has caused a disaster, so he starts playing rogue and tries to get away with it.

The Wuling car owner has called the traffic police.

There is a workstation not far from here. If you want to come, you can ride a motorcycle and get there in two or three minutes.

Big Brother glared at the donkey, the anger in his eyes almost bursting out.

[I don't care whether you admit your mistake or not. I just picked up this car less than an hour ago. It's a top-of-the-line Cullinan. The full price plus insurance is 810 million. Just keep an eye on it.]

The young man in sunglasses still didn't let go. Even if he was not short of money, more than 8 million was not a small amount. People in Guangdong Province believed in a good start. This car was already unlucky, so he didn't plan to keep it.

However, he didn't want to indulge this person's bad habit of cheating.

The traffic police arrived. They heard that there were a series of car accidents on the main roads in the city during the festival. The leaders attached great importance to it and sent five traffic police on duty at once, who came all the way at full speed.

The leader stayed at the workstation and urgently adjusted the real-time monitoring of the road section and rewound the footage.

A dark shadow was seen rushing out of a pickup truck and destroying three cars in a row.

[How can this be considered a car accident? The comrade just now was just making a fuss and talking nonsense...]

[Oh, this donkey is so lively and energetic. Why is it transporting livestock in a pickup truck? I'll have to check it out later!]

The traffic police chief was sitting in front of the computer, muttering to himself, with a cigarette in his mouth. The doors and windows of the entire space were closed, and there was smoke lingering above, and the ceiling was slightly burnt yellow.

If an outsider comes in, he might think he has stumbled into a fairyland. Wouldn’t that make you feel uncomfortable, sir? ? ?

Accident scene——

The traffic police had a clear division of labor. Two of them took photos with their mobile phones, and the other three questioned the parties involved.

The damage assessment for the three vehicles has to wait for the insurance company to arrive. The traffic police have completed their investigation and issued three traffic accident responsibility determination certificates.

Of course, the owner should take the blame for any trouble caused by the donkey.

Big Brother cried out that he was innocent and said that he had made a mistake, that this was not his donkey and that he had lied in public.

Soon, a kind-hearted citizen provided the footage captured by the dashcam in his car, proving that the representative black little donkey jumped out from the back of the broken pickup truck driven by the big brother.

The traffic police also found a rope that had been cut by a sharp knife in the trunk of the car.

However, he searched everywhere but couldn't find the sharp blade.

Big Brother has no choice but to admit defeat.

unambiguous evidence.