Why not hang yourself on the southeast tree

Chapter 230: Donkey: The Ride (22)

As Tang Chao was rushing to the Guihai Road Traffic Police Station, the director asked for his consent and raised his mobile phone to record the entire process.

This can also be used as material for later VCR.

Of course, he had to avoid Ye Hongmei who was sitting in the passenger seat.

When calling for a taxi, Tang Chao asked her to go home first, but she refused.

They walked off the stage hand in hand. Once she leaves, won’t there be no follow-up?

That won’t work, absolutely not!

She has a strong desire to perform and from time to time she wants to stuff her big face into the director's camera.

No matter whether the man she likes is reliable or not, or whether she and her daughter can rely on him in the future, she must first put a stamp on it so that everyone knows that this grass has an owner.

He is so kind and loyal to a donkey, how can he not be kind to his wife? !

Oh, I have to say, that makes sense!

The director held back his emotion and changed the angle to shoot Tang Chao's face, even the moles on his face were clearly visible.

The driver stepped on the brakes, and Ye Hongmei, who was sitting sideways with her seat belt fastened and her head stretched back, suddenly twisted her neck.

The noise stopped abruptly, and the director smiled secretly with his back to her, revealing his twenty-eight teeth.

Tang Chao held his forehead helplessly.

This section of road is 3.2 kilometers long and the traffic jam lasted for 45 minutes. This duration is equivalent to a lively ideological lesson, with Ye Hongmei blabbering all the time.

Later the director had to instruct the post-production editor to mute the sound of this part and speed it up ten times.

Anyway, he carefully recorded Tang Chao's hesitant, entangled, worried, annoyed and impatient look. After speeding up, it must be very cruel.

Finally we arrived, and the driver pulled the car over to the side of the road steadily, not daring to slack off for a moment.

Why didn't anyone tell him that at this time of evening rush hour, the traffic police were not out on duty. They were all gathered here pointing and talking about a broken pickup truck. He also wanted to go down and take a look.

Unfortunately, he didn't dare to do that. He had been deducted eight points last month and hadn't gone to the traffic police brigade to deal with it yet. If he ran into the man in the hat, he had to stay away from him...

[Ah~Ah~Ah~]

Tang Dynasty! I'm here! I'm here! Woo woo woo woo woo woo ~

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Promise me, next time you have to leave me alone, please fill me up with delicious food so that I don't have the energy to run away, okay? !

Tang Chao pushed away the traffic policeman who was blocking his way, and hugged his little donkey who was looking at him aggrievedly, feeling heartbroken.

He is a professional hoof trimmer, so he would naturally look at the donkey's hoof at first glance. The fresh marks deep enough to see the bone, who would believe that it was not stolen or robbed?!

The big brother hiding in the inner room huddled into a ball, already sensing the obvious murderous intent. He saw the traffic police chief stand up, roll over, and hide under the desk.

[Heh, you are so timid and yet you are still stealing chickens and dogs, you old man...]

After the director finished filming the touching human-donkey relationship, he sneakily ran into the house to film the person who did the bad deed. He looked everywhere but couldn't find him. The traffic police chief, holding a cigarette in his mouth, pointed under the desk next to him.

[Swish——]

The director's camera zoomed in on Big Brother's face. Hey, close-up shots are free of charge.

However, the image should be mosaicked later. After all, this is not a criminal case of murder or arson, and the other party’s portrait rights and privacy rights must be respected.

The stubborn post-production brother: No, if you dare to bully my idol’s baby donkey, I will put a thick layer of code on his eyelashes, okay? !

The process of claiming the lost property was very simple. Tang Chao’s mobile phone had many videos and photos of the donkey taken from various angles. After a simple check, it was confirmed to be correct.

Once you sign, you can leave.

Everyone watched the noisy donkey go away and felt their minds become much clearer.

If donkeys are so noisy and braying every day, it's no wonder they can become Internet celebrities? !

As for Big Brother's wishful thinking of dragging the donkey's original owner into sharing the cost of compensation, it is pure wishful thinking.

[If you hadn't taken someone else's donkey away, would this have happened?! ]

~~o(＞_＜)o ~~

The elder brother squatted down with his head in his hands, tears streaming down his face.

Now that the matter here is settled, let’s go back to our homes.

Ye Hongmei forcefully took Tang Chao's phone, added her WeChat and phone number, then got on the online taxi and agreed on the next meeting time.

The director was originally responsible for sending the people back and the half tank of gasoline issue. If the show is broadcast well, he will get the bonus.

[Grandpa Tang, the program team will arrange for someone to come to your house to film some of your life. I will confirm the time with you in advance before they come! ]

[Okay, I got it! ]

[Ah~Ah~Ah~]

I rested my head on Tang Chao's thighs, closed my eyes, and fell asleep.

I was so tired today that I need at least two days of sleep to make up for it.

When they got off the car, the donkey was still asleep. Tang Chao, whose legs were numb from being crushed, had no choice but to pick up the little thing and carry it into the house with difficulty.

If it were outside in such early spring weather, it would probably get sick. Considering that it is injured, let it sleep on the sofa.

A few days later, the director called me, and Tang Chao happened to be out for work.

The male host who volunteered to come along for the shoot was so excited that he insisted on going along to see the hoof trimming in person.

[Ah~Ah~Ah~]

Humph, you are surprised by what you have seen. You don’t even know that I participated in this dating show. It hasn’t even been officially aired on TV yet, but the female guest called me more than a dozen times a day to ask about my well-being. It’s so annoying…

Tang Chao always puts the speaker on, saying that he can't stand the nagging, his ears itch, so he just shares the hardship...

This time we are going to a horse farm.

He is an old customer and invited Tang Chao to do work for him last year.

In a year, the horse's hooves grew very long and its walking posture looked awkward, like bow legs.

You know, the horses raised in this horse farm also have to take on work on weekdays - they are used as tools for taking children out for a walk at the horse farm.

Take a walk around the venue and members can enjoy a 160% discount on the price, which is yuan per person.

The New Year Festival is the peak season, with tourists of all ages, both men and women, vying to get on the horses.

The existing adult horses are so busy that they are forced to work around the clock to earn money for their milk.

Because the horses' hooves could not bear the overwork, some of the extremely popular, fair and beautiful horses went on strike, huddled in the stables and cried, lay on the ground and refused to move, and even went on a hunger strike in protest.

The worker who was feeding the horse looked it over carefully. Wow, because of the heavy loads it had been carrying for days, the horse's nails, which had not been trimmed for a year, were curling and cracking...

Only a few tall and strong horses with bad tempers are fine. Horses are good at being ridden, so it is better for them to be a little fierce. Handsome horses with bad tempers can be regarded as happy stud horses.

e=e=e=(~￣▽￣)~

It was the end of the first lunar month of the Lunar New Year. The owner of the horse farm, who had just finished the peak tourist season, took a few days off and accompanied his father-in-law to play cards in his hometown.

After receiving the call from his manager, he was very anxious and immediately invited Tang Chao to help.

What a coincidence. If the production crew hadn't come, Tang Chao would have had to walk to the horse farm leading the donkey, which would have taken about forty minutes.

The program crew drove two seven-seater off-road vehicles, and there were only six people, so the space was very spacious.