Why not hang yourself on the southeast tree

Chapter 313: Leeches: Stream Water Cannot Be Drinked (1)

Well, in the 53rd life, I, Wang Defa, am a disgusting thing.

A newly born vampire, less than one centimeter long, without a single bone in its body, with two large suction cups in front and back, and a limp body.

The scientific name is leech, also known as leech.

So the disgusting thing under the gutter in my previous life was this...

Well, now dad has someone to rely on in his old age, so he doesn’t have to worry about anything.

What Aunt Li needs is a partner who can provide emotional value and companionship, and Dad just meets the requirements.

d(╯﹏╰)b gu~~

I’m so hungry. I don’t know where I am now. There is a gurgling stream and occasional birds and insects chirping.

Should, maybe, I guess, be in the wild.

There were a few other fish of my kind nearby, twisting their bodies and swimming in waves along the current. I wondered if they had any serious illness.

The sound of jumping footsteps came from the distance, getting closer and closer, and soon reached the shore.

[Xinxin, there is a stream here. The water looks so clean that you can even see the small fish in the cracks of the rocks~]

[Jiabao, this... this water can't be drunk. My mother said that water in the wild must be filtered and boiled before drinking. It may contain bacteria that are invisible to the naked eye.]

[Oh, Xinxin, I told you not to call me Jiabao, it's just one tone different from Jia Baoyu. I don't like that unfaithful scumbag. I call you Xinxin and you call me Jiajia, it's fair! ]

As he spoke, Wang Jiabao had already scooped up some water with his hands, brought it to his mouth, and drank it down in one gulp.

[Wow, it's so sweet! It's so cold and delicious! Xinxin, you should try it now! My grandma said it's not clean, but you won't get sick if you eat it!]

Liu Xin hesitated, hesitated to move forward, and even turned sideways and took two steps back.

Seeing his friend like that, Wang Jiabao deliberately squatted down and drank a lot of water in big gulps until his stomach was full. He then washed his face with water and then stood up.

(Wang Defa was held in the palm of a hand in a daze, and was slapped hard on his sunburned face in a daze. The eyes and mouth of the big face were tightly closed, and only the two black nostrils were opening and closing, as if to express a warm welcome. Wang Defa could not resist this temptation, and slipped in like an arrow from a bow.)

The uninvited guest was so small and so fast that the person involved didn't feel anything at all and was even smiling.

The two little girls originally went hiking with their parents. They were chatting and laughing on the way up, and their calves were shaking when they came down.

The adults insisted on taking the main road, but the two thirteen-year-old girls who thought they were grown up insisted on taking the shortcut.

The adults were worried, so they sent 19-year-old Wang Jiale as a bodyguard.

As soon as you see the names, you can tell that Wang Jiale and Wang Jiabao are siblings. They are six years apart, which means there is a generation gap between them.

I don’t know how other siblings get along with each other, but they start quarreling after just a few words.

The adults didn’t know that Wang Jiale had a girlfriend and they were chatting enthusiastically on the phone.

As soon as he was out of the adults' sight, he would video call his girlfriend without restraint. As for his two younger sisters, he didn't care at all.

Wang Jiale: ?? ? I climb five times a month. The mountain is so small, where can I throw it? !

Usually, guys like this who forget about girls for the sake of beauty will get slapped in the face with a loud bang.

Wang Jiale was ordering takeout for his girlfriend. Before he even got to the payment stage, he heard a scream that almost pierced his eardrums. He stood up suddenly.

That was the voice of his awful sister.

[It's over, baby, my parents' baby is calling urgently, I'm going to check it out first, please wait for a while! ]

After explaining, Wang Jiale threw his phone into his pocket and hurried to the place where the sound came from.

【Garbo, Xinxin?!】

[Brother, brother, come quickly! Xinxin fell into the hole! ]

Just hearing the panicked scream, Wang Jiale thought the hole must be very big and deep...

When he got closer, he realized that if Jia Jia had used the same energy as the pole vaulting at the school sports meet, she would have been able to get out by herself a long time ago, until he saw the extremely sharp branches that were cut vertically upwards at the bottom of the pit...

[Damn it, who set up a trap here? What if someone gets hurt? ! ! ]

(??v?v??)

This pit was very close to the spring and was originally covered with dead grass without any warning signs.

Wang Jiale squatted down slightly, held Xinxin's hands with both hands, and with a sudden force, pulled the person up like pulling a carrot.

It was a bit embarrassing, but at least he wasn't stabbed through.

[Xinxin, luckily you learned dancing and reacted quickly, otherwise you would have been pierced by the branches below and we would have had to call an ambulance!]

Wang Jiabao carefully checked his friend from head to toe, and made sure that apart from a scratch on his elbow, there were no other problems before he felt relieved to tease him.

Xinxin has a serious obsession with cleanliness. She can't stand being dirty, so she squats by the stream and scoops up water to wash herself.

【hiss--】

[It's really cool. I scared away all the little fish. What are those black things? Are they tadpoles?]

Xinxin's slender fingers flicked back and forth in the water, disturbing the little fish like a headless fly, not knowing where to escape.

When Wang Jiabao heard that there were tadpoles, he also leaned his head closer and squinted his eyes, but still only saw a few small fish.

[Where are the tadpoles? Why can’t I see them?! ]

The leeches under the water smelled the sweet scent of blood and were very greedy for it, but they were too timid to take the initiative and hid in the cracks of the rocks, not daring to show their heads.

Wang Jiabao suddenly felt his nose itchy and sneezed.

This was no different from a tornado. Wang Defa's two large suction cups in front and back held tightly onto the inner wall of his nasal cavity. His short body burst out with extremely powerful strength, so that he was not sprayed out like snot.

(Wang Defa: No, I have to go two steps further. I can already smell the smell of brains. Hmm, tofu is not tasty. I want to drink red protein drink, drink it hot!)

Wang Jiabao suddenly burst into this inexplicable sentence in his mind:

What is tofu?! What is a hot red protein drink?!

It was still a baby voice, and she was so scared that she grabbed her brother's clothes, thinking she had seen a ghost in broad daylight.

(Wang Defa also realized that he was forced to express his inner thoughts, so he immediately focused on one thing, emptied his mind, and dared not reveal anything anymore.)

(Leech have brains? No.)

[Brother, let's... let's go quickly. I feel a little cold and dizzy.]

Wang Jiale took a look at his sister's red face and snorted, his disbelief clearly showing.

Xinxin managed to clean herself up and said that she had to leave quickly so as not to fall behind her parents, otherwise she would be laughed at.

Although there were some minor incidents during this trip, it ended successfully. The two families had a hotpot meal at the shopping mall at the foot of the mountain before going home.

All night, Wang Jiabao felt his nose itchy and wanted to sneeze, but couldn't.

She tossed and turned in bed, and finally had no choice but to take out her English textbook. However, before she could finish reading a single lesson, her brain froze and she passed out (asleep).

When necessary, textbooks are indeed very hypnotic.

(Wang Defa was like an insatiable glutton. He never stopped sucking. His three semicircular jaws opened and closed, biting tightly and refusing to let go. His body also grew longer visibly.)

Wang Jiale was right next door. Even through the wall, he could hear his sister's thunderous snoring, which directly affected his gaming state.

[My goodness, you must be tired from playing, you are sleeping like a pig...]

The next morning, when Wang Jiabao got up, he hurried to the toilet as soon as his feet touched the ground. As soon as he took a step out of the room, he felt dizzy.

[Oh, baby, what's wrong with you?! Husband, come on, give me some candy, Jiabao has low blood sugar.]

The man, with an apron tied around his waist and flour on his hands, poked his head out of the kitchen and saw his daughter's rosy face. His heart, which had been frightened by his wife's scream, fell back into his chest.

[Wife, you forgot that we have run out of snacks at home. Wait for two minutes, I will make the pancakes right away. There is honey in the refrigerator, you can make a cup for the baby. ]

Two minutes later, after drinking a glass of honey water, Wang Jiabao felt his nose was even more itchy. He sneezed several times before the itch was slightly relieved.

The careless parents and the foolish children did not realize the seriousness of the matter.

Wang Jiabao's face was ruddy, purely because of his age.

A thirteen-year-old girl, with abundant energy and blood, how could she look bad? !

three days later.

Father Wang received a call from his wife at the company, saying that the school teacher asked them to go there quickly because Jiabao had fainted in class.

Because he didn't understand what was going on, the teacher didn't call an ambulance, but instead sent Wang Jiabao to the school infirmary.

The doctor on duty was a young man in his twenties who studied Western medicine. He could only tell that Wang Jiabao was anemic, but he had no idea why he fainted.

Father Wang rushed to the school and sent the child directly to the hospital without saying a word.

It was noon and the emergency room was quite busy. Dr. Lu had just received a loving takeaway from his wife five minutes ago - a large portion of fried crayfish.

Three doctors gathered together to share the consultation room, which was filled with fragrance.

Wang Jiabao was carried in her father's arms like a princess and almost instantly moved to Dr. Lu, the oldest doctor who looked the most calm and reliable.

She vaguely smelled a hint of fragrance and opened her eyes weakly. Her stomach rumbled, her nose itched, and her head felt dizzy.

[Doctor, please help my daughter. She fainted at school. The school doctor said she has anemia.]

Doctor Lu was the chief physician of the otolaryngology department. When he saw the little girl's face and heard her heavy breathing, his heart skipped a beat.

He quickly washed his hands, picked up the tools and began to inspect.

When I opened my eyelids, checked my ears, and finally pressed my tongue to look at my tonsils, I saw a sneaky black thing flash by quickly.

Doctor Lu's hands were steady and there was no shaking.

He was very sure that there was a foreign object in his nasal cavity, and it was located very deep.

(Wang Defa, who was hiding in his nasal cavity, seemed to be stared at by the god of death. He shrank into a ball in fear, and his fat body further blocked his airway.)

Wang Jiabao's eyes widened, his mouth opened unconsciously, and he had difficulty breathing.

Doctor Lu signaled to Father Wang to hold the little girl's head still and spoke in a soft voice.

[It's okay, let me take another look inside your nose. Don't be afraid, little girl. I will put a very fine pair of tweezers in. It won't hurt. You must not move. If your nose is pierced, it won't be beautiful!]

Wang Jiabao was very scared at first, but when he heard that moving would disfigure him, he sat up straight immediately.

(Wang Defa: Oh my god, I am getting carried away. I am dying!)

Wang Jiabao heard inexplicable words in her mind again. She clenched her fists and had no time to think about it.

Because Dr. Lu, who was wearing a round-hole mirror on his head, had already inserted the tweezers into her nostrils.

(Wang Defa, who had nowhere to hide, wanted to go deeper, but his fat body got stuck, and he could only be slaughtered.)

Dr. Lu pulled out a soft-bodied worm about 15 centimeters long from Wang Jiabao's nostrils.

This is something no one expected.

(⊙o⊙)Shocked for a whole year.

(Wang Defa: I finally got my fill, but now my life is over!)

[Little girl, have you ever played in a ditch on a grassland or a pond in a rural area? These are leeches, vampires. Fortunately, you came early. It would have been terrible if you had let them drill into the deep...]

Wang Jiabao was about to cry, [I...I drank stream water!]

[Oh, remember this from now on: you can’t drink stream water! ]

Father Wang was relatively calm, but the mother was so frightened and scared that her eyes were red from crying.

Doctor Lu used tweezers to cut the struggling leech in half lengthwise to make sure it had no chance of survival before throwing it into the trash can.

He quickly tied the bag tightly and prepared to take it out and throw it away.

There were still some crayfish that had just been eaten in the bag, and the chili oil stimulated the leeches that had been gutted and were rolling around.

There was a sudden spin.

【Bang——】

The black garbage bag fell into the kitchen waste bin.

In the bag, the leeches were still writhing, tightly entangled with the lobster shell.

Half an hour later, the cleaning staff drove a small car to transport the garbage to the garbage station, crushed it, and flattened it again.

The full vampire leech is dead!