Why not hang yourself on the southeast tree

Chapter 335: Bread Crab: A Plain Farewell (1)

[Tsk tsk, Wang Defa, you are really capable, this is it! ]

The judge quietly gave a thumbs up.

In his hand was a thick stack of complaint letters from the administrator of a certain country's hell. He pretended to be dignified, but when he spoke these words, anyone who was not deaf or stupid could hear a hint of pride in his voice.

The king humpback whale, Defa, who was as huge as a mountain and was broken into pieces that could not be put together, looked up at the sky lazily without saying a word.

There is a little ghost next to him acting as a corpse collector. The soul has no weight. Except for the fragments, the puzzle difficulty is 19 stars★, but everything else is not too difficult.

The ghost messenger approached with a friendly face, holding a cup of water that was neither yellow nor gray.

Looking closely, there is a wisp of smoke above the water cup, which is condensed and does not dissipate, and looks weird.

He lowered his voice and whispered -

[Hey, I got this cup from Meng Po. It has nothing added to it. It can calm your soul. Don’t worry about drinking it.]

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Fragment Wang Defa said: Big brother, please take a look at what part I am!!!

(A certain unscrupulous author who was suffering from heat rash took a peek and thought, what part is that?! Oh, it’s the skin swallow! I don’t care what goes out, I don’t care what comes in!)

The ghost received this resentment and laughed awkwardly.

[If it weren't for your great merits this time, this water would work just by pouring it on you. Don't be so shameless! ]

Fragment Wang Defa shuddered, took a few steps back, and replaced the throat fragment that was supposed to be the black hole with the one that was supposed to be the black hole.

Well, the huge black hole in the abyss that scares small fish and shrimps now looks like a short pink and elastic tube.

The judge didn't even glance at it, so the ghost's actions were naturally ordered by him secretly.

He read the complaint letter over and over again, making a rustling sound.

The wording and sentence structure of the whole article is rigid and stiff, and there is accountability between the lines.

The letter ended with a sentence - the country's birth rate is extremely low, hell is overcrowded with ghosts and they have nowhere to go. Ghosts eager to reincarnate can only choose India to become poor ants.

The judge covered his face with his sleeves, and his icy face could not help but break into a smile.

Ahem, we need to pay attention to the international impact and control our complacency.

【Tell me, what kind of reward do you want? 】

The fragments of Wang Defa looked around for a mouth, and finally emerged from a corner, with their big mouths deflated.

[Judge, I want to fast forward... I can't stand it anymore, I'm going crazy...]

[No, I am not the kind of person who changes my mind every day. Change it! ]

The judge refused without mercy, and the curtain behind him swayed slightly.

Humph, don’t think that he won’t know if the King of Hell drinking tea in the backyard comes.

I don’t know when Mr. Wang will be able to change his bad taste of eavesdropping.

【Then, I want a wife! 】

[You can have this. Go ahead. The progress bar for reincarnation is almost there. Keep doing good deeds and I will add all of them to your merit book.]

Wang Defa's fragments were filled with gratitude, and the ghost leader led the little ghosts to scoop them up with a large dustpan and poured them into the animal path.

Seabed, reefs.

A brown crab that just got married.

The browned shell and plump body look plump and fleshy from any angle, very appetizing, no, very pleasing.

Ha, this is Wang Defa’s 68th reincarnation. He is hugging his wife as he wished, hehe.

There is no need to be shy about it. Two steps away, another couple is also competing in kung fu. Not only are they bigger in physique, but their movements are also fierce.

Wang Defa carefully carried his wife away. There would be no harm without comparison, and he must not let his wife see it.

The young couple whispered to each other and spit out a lot of white foam.

As many people don’t know, the king crab is a seafood loved by humans. It has plump and tender meat and can fill you up with just one crab.

Every corner of this sea area is filled with hundreds of big and small crabs.

Look, humans wearing diving suits have gone into the water according to historical coordinates and stretched out their evil hands towards the cute crabs.

If you count them carefully, one, two, three, four, and five, they are all fully equipped professional crab catchers.

There was mud and sand under the reef. The crabs reacted quickly. They moved their eight claws together to dig a hole in the mud and sand under their feet and then buried themselves in it.

The mud and sand were stirred up and the sea water quickly became turbid and difficult to see.

Humans wear diving goggles, and when they blink, fog forms on the inside of the lenses.

When Wang Defa saw the familiar net bag, he subconsciously protected his chest and abdomen with his eight legs. As luck would have it, he hugged his wife who was trying to dive under the mud and sand.

(((((((っ?w?)っ

The couple fled sideways like conjoined twins, slipped into the crevices of the reef, and hid themselves timidly.

There are many other crabs who do this.

After all, although everyone's brain is only as big as a mung bean, they can see that their fellow creatures who thought they were hiding without a trace under the mud and sand were easily dug out and thrown into the net bag on the side of the waist.

A few humans are familiar with the habits of their prey, so where can they expect the lazy, stupid, and weak crab to escape? !

After searching the sand pile thoroughly, the five of them dived into the reefs without hesitation.

Soon, many more king crabs were caught.

It was a matter of life and death. Wang Defa was an old hand and was used to death. He was not nervous at all. He just kept his shell close to the reef and did not dare to reveal any trace.

However, the wife in his arms was shaking all over like a sieve, and her two crab claws made self-defense attack movements from time to time, accidentally injuring Wang Defa several times.

You chose it yourself, what else can you do? Just pamper her.

The oxygen cylinders carried by the men were enough for underwater work, but they had to be limited and could not delay too long.

They moved swiftly and quietly, waiting until they had made their move.

Every time I take out a hole, I hit it nine times out of ten.

Soon two people approached the place where Wang Defa and his wife were hiding.

Since they couldn't talk underwater, the two looked at each other and made a few secret signs with their hands that only they could understand.

Everyone has hair on their body, including the king crabs. The sides of their bodies are dark brown and dance rhythmically with the water flow.

In the crevices of the bare reefs, these hairs are quite conspicuous.

The two exchanged glances again, surrounded from both ends, and stretched out their claws at the same time -

The wife in Wang Defa's arms suddenly broke free, waved the pliers and made a fake move, then ducked and retreated diagonally to the rear, trying to escape.

A large hand wearing a black glove quickly grasped its pincers, and it was hanging dangling in the air.

If the little thing had the will to cut off its own arm, it might really be able to escape.

pity.

┓( ′?` )┏

Wang Defa surrendered and was too lazy to struggle.

The couple fell into darkness almost at the same time, and the net bags belonging to them respectively, probably, they would never see each other again.

The five people did not catch all the king crabs in this sea area at once. Instead, they picked out the big ones and caught them in pairs. Only when the net bags were full did they swim upstream one after another.

This sea voyage was very rewarding.

The bosses waiting at the dock weighed the goods and paid happily, and both the buyers and sellers were happy.

The only ones who are unhappy are those crabs who are venting their anger by cutting the air with their claws.

The vigorous and fresh energy made the boss recalculate in his mind again and again, and he was so happy that his teeth were gleaming.

Wang Defa remained in a daze with his eight legs protecting his chest until the fish was sent to the supermarket's large water vat and then was picked up by a customer, weighed and taken home, before he came to his senses.

Boil water and steam.

The man had a strange-looking little animal on his shoulder. If I was not mistaken, that thing had flown from the top of the refrigerator.

Mouse?! Bat?! I can’t really tell them apart. They have big eyes and are so cute.

Wang Defa, who had been cleaned and placed in the steamer, stared at the little thing and vaguely heard a complaint:

[I spent 180 yuan to buy such a stupid big crab, Dandan, will I become stupid after eating it?! ]

Dandan was that little thing. Of course it didn't answer. When it saw the fire, it got scared. It spread its limbs, glided to the ground, and ran away.

The expensive imported seafood, the king crab, gradually turned red in a daze and died silently.