The Great Wei Music Bureau

Chapter 260: Poetry Rain Returns to the Moon

Last time, we talked about how Li Yi angered Chang'e by saying something wrong, and was frozen by her and sunk into the North Sea. So how did Li Yi escape? Let's read on.

At the bottom of the North Sea, it was pitch black and freezing cold. Seeing that there was not enough oxygen, our protagonist, Li Yi, was about to die. The protagonist's halo finally lit up, and after a yellow glow, Li Yi fell on the ice. While calming down, he used his talent to dispel the moisture on his body, otherwise he would be frozen to death if not suffocated to death.

At this moment, a laurel tree suddenly grew in front of him, and an old man's face grew on the trunk. The old face said, "How did you offend her? She is taking her anger out on me now! She hits and kicks me. You should think of a way to comfort her quickly, otherwise I can't handle her!"

Li Yi thought for a moment and took out the Spirit Feather Arrow from the sack, saying, "This is Dayi's Spirit Feather Arrow. Maybe it can make her behave herself."

"Well, let's give it a try!" The old man on the tree opened his mouth, and the spiritual feather arrow flew into it, and then the osmanthus tree disappeared.

Li Yi rubbed his arms, found a place sheltered from the wind, and built a fire to keep warm. After an unknown amount of time, the laurel tree in front of him grew back, with the same old face. Old Laurel said, "It really worked. Chang'e has returned to the house. You helped me a lot this time. Is there anything I can help you with?"

Li Yi bowed and said, "Old senior, I want to ask you if you know who cast the curse on Nangong Xue?"

"I know, it's me!"

"God! Why did the old senior cast a curse on Nangong Xue?"

"That crazy girl forced me to do it. She said if I didn't cast a curse, she would chop my branches, pull my leaves, and pick my flowers every day! She really did it! So I had to cast the curse for her."

Li Yi asked in confusion: "Then do you know why she is targeting Nangong Xue like this?"

"Because of you! Nangong Xue was Hou Yi's wife in her previous life!"

"Fuck! Isn't that my wife from my previous life? Is that why she doesn't want me and Nangong Xue to be together?"

"No, to put it simply, Hou Yi died because of her, which led to their failure to reunite in the previous life. She had to wait for more than a thousand years, so Chang'e held all her hatred on her and forced me to cast such a spell."

Li Yi nodded and said, "Oh, I see. Hey, since you are older than Tiandao and Tai'an Niangniang, why haven't you become the true god of this world?"

Old Laurel was asked about the embarrassing part, and he coughed twice and said, "This is a long story. Since you have nothing to ask, I will give you some advice. Shiyu is the incarnation of her soul created by witchcraft. This time you have angered her again, and I guess you can't keep this incarnation of Shiyu!

Go back and think of a way to coax Shiyu. When Chang'e takes back her incarnation, Shiyu's memory will return to her body, which will help you save the situation. Hurry up and go to Buzhou Mountain. There is a teleportation array leading to the Moon Palace. When you get to the Moon Palace, take her away quickly."

Li Yi was surprised and asked, "Uh, why are you so anxious for me to take her away?"

Old Laurel said sternly, "Boy, I have helped you take care of her for more than two thousand years! I have done my best! What's more, she loves you and you love her, you two should go home quickly!

Just treat it as an old man begging you! You don’t know how bad this damn girl’s temper is, how much trouble she can make! I won’t say more to you, I don’t know what tricks she has played, she is cutting off my branches! "

The osmanthus tree disappeared, and Li Yi was confused. He muttered, "Why does this still feel like an over-age leftover woman who must get married after chasing after her? Forget it. How can a person who has been guarding for more than two thousand years not have a temper? No one is perfect. It's normal for a beauty like that to have a temper."

Li Yi smiled and turned to go home when the white fox appeared in front of him. Li Yi asked, "What are you doing? Are you here to avenge me for your tail being cut off?"

The white fox turned into a human form, a charming beauty in a white fur coat and a plain skirt. If it were before, Li Yi would have taken a photo with such a beauty and added WeChat. But he had just seen the true face of the fairy Chang'e, and the words "From now on, the world has no color, and I only love the white cloud dress." have not yet faded.

Li Yi smiled and said, "You are indeed beautiful, but not as beautiful as my Shiyu, no, Chang'e. If you don't want to fight with me, then don't block my way." After that, he walked straight south and stretched out his hand to push Bai Ruoyi away.

When Li Yi walked in front of Bai Ruoyi, the latter said: "Fairy Chang'e is indeed beautiful, but each beauty has her own merits and wonders. Master Li will not stick to just one beauty."

Li Yi did not stop but smiled and said: "That's true, but this time it's different!"

Seeing that Li Yi was not shaken at all, Bai Ruoyi immediately said, "In fact, Fairy Chang'e is not the most beautiful woman in the world!"

Li Yi's footsteps suddenly seemed to be stuck on the ice, and no matter how hard he tried, he couldn't break free. He cursed in his heart: Go! Li Yi, go! You just made a good start, how can you be defeated by this sentence!

Bai Ruoyi saw Li Yi stop and knew that this method was reasonable, so she immediately said: "Fairy Chang'e is indeed the most beautiful woman in the world, but she is only a human! The demon tribe and the monster tribe all have beauties. Isn't Mr. Li interested?"

Li Yi did not turn around, but said sternly: "Humans and demons have different paths, but monsters and demons have the same path. No matter how beautiful the women of your monster and demon tribes are, they are not in my eyes."

"Mr. Li, you misunderstood! What I meant to say is that in terms of beauty, no one dares to decide who ranks second in this world, but if we talk about first place, then there is absolutely no dispute!"

"No one can be more beautiful than my poem, Chang'e!"

"In terms of beauty, even the fairy Chang'e herself admits that she is far inferior to her! If you don't believe me, I will tell you who it is, and you can go ask the fairy yourself."

"Who is it that can make you say something so mysterious?"

"God of Heaven and Earth, Empress Tai'an!"

Li Yi chuckled and said, "Tsk, I thought who you were talking about, it turns out to be Empress Tai'an. The Empress is the number one goddess in the world, so there is nothing wrong with that."

"No! You misunderstood, you don't know how beautiful Empress Tai'an is. Most of the records of the Empress in your human race say that she has a human head and a snake body, that disasters will come to those who see her, that she has boundless magical powers and a changeable temperament, but in our demon race, there is a portrait of the Empress preserved."

Bai Ruoyi raised her hand, and a huge piece of ice rose in front of Li Yi. The wind and snow turned the ice into an ice sculpture, which was Empress Tai'an carved according to the image of the demon clan.

Li Yi touched his chin and looked up at the ten-foot-tall ice sculpture in front of him. He said, "Your ice sculpture skills are not good. It's not lifelike enough. Although the appearance is good, it's not as good without legs! So my Chang'e is still the most beautiful!"

After Li Yi finished speaking, he stretched out his hand and grabbed the Seven Swords Box, and then he flew towards Zhongdu Luoyang...

After Li Yi left, Bai Ruoyi smashed the ice sculpture with her fox tail and said angrily: "Hang'e, Li Yi, you two wait! You will pay for the killing of my fox clan with blood!

Just now, Chang'e said that the demons hiding in Nanyue were restless, and maybe we could do something about it! Yes, first seduce them to kill the descendants of Emperor Yao, and then kill the descendants of Houyi! "A gust of cold wind blew, and Bai Ruoyi disappeared. She was rushing to Nanyue, which was further southwest of Xichu, to stir up trouble.

It was precisely because of Bai Ruoyi's action that Li Yi made the trip to Western Chu, but that's a story for later.

Skipping Li Yi's hurried journey, he was already back in the Zhongdu Luoyang, eager to return home, and landed directly on the playground of the Imperial College, attracting a crowd of onlookers.

Li Yi then shouted, "Go away, go away. Don't you all want to go to class and study?"

The crowd dispersed, and Lin Fan took Yu Jiu forward and saluted, saying, "Sect Master! Young Master!"

"Hey, why do I feel like there are fewer people here? What's going on? Did the supervisors leave after the capital was moved?"

Lin Fan explained: "It's almost the end of the year, the chief priest has allowed the students who have traveled far away to go home early and come back after the Lantern Festival."

"That's pretty humane! Where's Brother Fang? I'll go find him."

"Xiuyuan, what do you want from me? I saw you coming here on a sword from a distance. You really don't follow the rules at all! What's the use of the gate?"

"Hey, Brother Fang, I'm here to resign on behalf of my wife."

"Resign? Why would you resign for no reason?"

"My husband is back!" Shiyu's voice came.

Li Yi immediately went forward, picked up Shi Yu and kissed her. The latter pushed and beat her to prevent Li Yi from being frivolous and rude in front of everyone, but Li Yi didn't care and insisted on being tough.

He hugged Shiyu in his arms like a princess and said to Fang Zhuo, "I know there are a lot of things to do near the holidays, but my wife is also resigning from her job! If you have any problems, please find Lin Fan and let him share more of the responsibilities. We are leaving now!" As he said that, he stepped on his beloved sword and was about to leave.

Hovering in the air, he said to Yu Jiu: "Yu Jiu, you are on vacation too, you don't have to study these days!"

Yu Jiu jumped up excitedly and cheered, "Great! No need to study anymore!"

Li Yi asked: "Do you miss home? Do you want to go back and visit?"

Yu Jiu thought for a while and shook his head, "Forget it. I haven't learned the real skills yet. I'll go back when I can stand on my own!"

Lin Fan touched Yu Jiu's head and praised him, "Yu Jiu, have you not learned the real skills yet? What you have seen and heard are things that most people here will never see in their lifetime. When we were in the northern border, you protected six of us weak scholars by yourself, which was already a great achievement."

Yu Jiu shook his head and said, "That's because they look down on me because I'm a child and I can't be considered independent."

"Well, you have made a lot of progress. It seems that you have learned a lot in the Imperial College these days! Well, if you don't want to go back, then don't go back. Let's go back to the Li Mansion! Let's prepare well as a family and celebrate the New Year in a lively manner!"

That night, the KTV live broadcast room in Li's house opened with love songs, especially the song "The Moon Represents My Heart". Li Yi, holding a guitar, sat opposite Shi Yu, looking at her lovingly, and sang affectionately:

You ask me how much I love you.

My love is true, my love is true

the moon represents my heart

You ask me how much I love you.

My love is unchangeable

the moon represents my heart

A gentle kiss has touched my heart

A deep love that makes me miss it till now

You ask me how much I love you.

Think about it. Go and have a look.

the moon represents my heart

Shi Yu's face was flushed with shame while she was singing. She reached out to push Li Yi's face which was already close to her!

Bai Ling said unhappily: "What's wrong with you, husband? Did you take the wrong medicine in Wudang Mountain?

Li Yi laughed and said, "Hey, you are wrong! I just figured out one thing. Life is short. We should live every day as if it were our last. Live every day happily! Listen to my song!"

Li Yi first controlled the flute to play the prelude of Dengshenjun's song "Treading on Snow", and then pointed at the zither and the qin, the two competing to play, like a band conductor. He snapped his fingers and began to sing:

Flying swans rise, breaking through the clouds and mist, between thousands of rivers and mountains

Eat frost and drink snow, forge for ten years, sharpen a sword

Look at me, I'm the only one standing on the pass, I dare to make ten thousand men not smile

The flying swan rises, steps over the glacier, and cuts through the sky with its sharp edge

Lingshuang Aoxue Don't you see the high place is cold

Follow me, take the lead, the wind blows in the east and the flag is shining

Thousands of sails race to the boundless sea, the sky is the shore

Walking on the moon, climbing to the top of the mountain, I am the top

How much frost is needed to freeze three feet of ice