Chapter 243 The prophecy that will soon come true
Chapter 243 The prophecy that will soon come true
[Ding, what is Osel going to say? ]
A. Let me tell you a rhyme I made up.
[B. Zhongli, am I giving you too much face?]
【C. I am the dog of Emperor Yan. 】
[D. Emperor, my wife is quite smooth.]
[Ding, this question is a quick response question, and the quick response will start in 5 minutes.]
【Osel: What the hell is this? Which of these sounds like something I can say?】
[True Lord Liuyunjiefeng: Isn't it only natural to ask the Emperor for mercy?]
【Xiao: As it should be.】
Wendy: Yes, I have a backup copy here.
Zhongli: I feel like I wouldn't say that even if I were to die in that situation.
[Walnut: Guest, you should know that Osel was able to speak sweet words to you even when he was sealed.]
【Zhongli: What the Hall Master said does make some sense.】
[Osel: Let me put it this way, even if I, Osel, were beaten to death, died outside, and was then sealed under the Lonely Cloud Pavilion, I would not beg for mercy from you, Morax.]
Wendy: Brother, don't be so confident.
【Osel: Come on, come on, kill me. 】
[Ding, start answering]
[Ding, congratulations to Fanes for successfully answering the question]
[Fanes: This is the first Q&A in 10 years. I accept it.]
[Fanes: I choose A. Let me tell you a rhyme of my own.]
[Ding, congratulations to Fanes for answering correctly. Please choose one of the following rewards.]
1. A wish.
2. A new story.
【Fanes: I choose two.】
[Demon God of Heaven, Prentis: I thought you would choose the first one.]
[Zhongli: It seems that the throne has also become addicted to this earthly life.]
【Fanes: cough cough】
As Fanes answered correctly, the video continued.
“Anything else you want to say?”
Zhongli raised his hand to interrupt Xiao's action of reloading the Gatling gun.
"I'll give you a little jingle of my own, and you'll just let me go."
Zhongli took a leisurely sip of tea.
"Zhongli Zhongli, we will eventually be separated"
"Immortals, immortals, there is no one after them"
“Old friends are old friends, but when you get old you have no friends.”
……
Listening to Osel's rhyme, Zhongli's face became darker and darker.
Finally, I couldn't help but yell: "Shut up!"
"Isn't my jingle good?"
Osel is puzzled
"Osel, aren't you afraid that I will seal you away again?"
"So what if you seal me, my wife, and my believers together?"
【Osel: As expected of me. 】
Wendy: Have you asked your wife and your followers about this?
[Ying: Good guy, Fang Xiaoru from another world]
Xingqiu: If the Emperor says, "I'm so happy to satisfy you," how will you respond?
[Osel: I still say the same thing. Even if I, Osel, am beaten to death, die outside, and then be sealed under the Lonely Cloud Pavilion, I will not beg for mercy from you, Morax.]
“So courageous.”
"Then I'll give you one last chance. If you can answer to my satisfaction, I'll let bygones be bygones."
Zhongli stopped Xiao, who was wearing sunglasses and aiming at Osiel with a Gatling gun.
"If you have something to say, please speak quickly. Grandpa is listening."
Zhongli didn't care about the rashness of his words and just asked his question: "How do you tell the difference between a wolf and a dog?"
Hearing this, Osel answered without thinking.
"Look at the character, cunning is a wolf, loyal is a dog"
"Look at the sleeping position, if it turns down it's a wolf, if it turns up it's a dog"
"Look at the eyes, dry eyes are a wolf, watery eyes are a dog"
“Look at the food. If it’s plentiful, you’re a wolf. If it’s left over, you’re
"Look at the food, carnivores are wolves, and fungi are dogs"
As Osel analyzed the situation, Zhongli's face gradually turned red. This was not an exaggeration, he really was turning red slowly.
Wendy: I've lived for so long, but this is the first time I've seen the old man red-hot.
[Osel: I am the only one who can achieve this level.]
[Hu Tao: Have you ever thought about what you will experience in the future?]
[Osel: At worst, I'll die. I can be a hero again 1000 years later.]
"Who are you calling a dog? Say it again if you dare."
Zhongli gritted his teeth and crushed the teacup in his hand.
But Osel didn't notice the murderous aura that was almost condensed into substance, and said innocently: "The ground fungus is a dog."
“Okay, okay.”
Zhongli laughed in anger.
Seeing Zhongli so angry, Osel waved his hand and said, "I won't act anymore."
"What do you want to do?"
"Zhongli is a dog, Shangxian is a dog, Rock King is a dog, Rock God is a dog, and Emperor, you are even more of a dog."
Zhongli was so angry that he slapped the table and broke it, but Osel was still there, cursing: "Dog dog, dog!"
Hearing this, Wendy and Ying, who had been acting as bystanders, finally couldn't help but burst out laughing.
Osel was already furious, pointing at the two and cursing: "You two are laughing just for fun, you two are dogs too."
Hearing this, the two giggling people stopped laughing and their faces turned red.
【Wendy: What do you mean by "not brothers"? 】
【Ying: How does this have anything to do with me? 】
This time, Zhongli really couldn't bear it anymore.
"Kill him."
Zhongli made a neck-wiping gesture towards Xiao.
Xiao understood what he meant and put on sunglasses and held a cigar in his mouth, then he fired Gatling gun at Osser for a whole hour.
The last scene is Osel's wife crying while holding Osel's portrait.
[Ding, the video has finished playing, and the reward is being drawn.]
Wendy: Oh, why bother? The old man wanted to spare your life anyway.
【Ying: This is called no becoming no die. 】
【Osel: A real man is not afraid of death.】
[Demon God of Heaven Prentis: @Osel, you can go ahead, brother. I will take care of your wife and children.]
【Ying: What kind of idiotic statement is that?】
[Ding, reward: Zhongli's ticket to the Myriad Worlds Battlefield.]
[Battlefield of Ten Thousand Worlds: This is a game of gods. Get an admission ticket to enter and battle with gods from other worlds.]
Zhongli: Battlefield of Ten Thousand Worlds
[Demon God of Heaven Prentis: I must go and see what's going on.]
【Wendy: Hey, but you don’t have a ticket. 】
[Demon God of Heaven, Prentis: But you forgot I have a god-level card drawer.]
[Ying: If you hadn’t told me, I would have forgotten if I was Brother Huang Ya.]
[Ding, reward Osel with the super artifact Poseidon Trident]
[The Trident of Poseidon, a super artifact from another world, has been transformed by the system and can command the sea.]
【Funina: This is coming for me.】
[Osel: @System, are you sure this thing is a super artifact?]
【Osel:Upload video.jpg】
In the video, Osel was holding a golden trident, shaking it casually, and broke it directly.
[Wendy: You call this a super artifact.]
[Ding, this weapon is the super artifact of the God King Tangshan from another world.]
Wendy: That’s right.
[Osel: What's wrong? This thing is not as good as Morax's rock spear.]
[Ding, reward: Wendy's ticket to the Myriad Worlds Battlefield.]
【Wendy: Grandpa, we can fight side by side again.】
[Ying: You won't give me a ticket to the Ten Thousand Worlds Battlefield, right?]
【Kong: I don’t agree with you going.】
[Yuan Shang: That's right, the Abyss cannot lose Her Royal Highness the Princess, just like Fontaine cannot lose the Water God.]
[Demon God of Heaven, Prentis: A friendly reminder, Fontaine will soon lose the God of Water.]
[Funina: Indeed, the prophecy should come true in these two days.]
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