allonlinenovel Chapter 371 You Are Not Funina at All
Chapter 371 You Are Not Funina at All
[Navilette: Ms. Funina, do you feel something is wrong?]
[Funina: No, I just feel that I am terrifyingly strong right now]
[Walnut: Gods can still evolve]
[Fanes: To put it bluntly, gods are also demons.]
【Wendy: Then do I also have a chance to evolve?】
[Ding, the video of the person driven crazy by Fu Fu is about to play]
【Funina:Ah...me?】
Fukaros: @System, it would be better if you just clicked on Vielight’s name.
[Nawillette: I'm fine]
The video begins with Fu Fu leisurely enjoying afternoon tea.
Suddenly the phone rang.
"We are from Fontaine TV, the Louis XVI program team."
“I haven’t seen this show.”
“Then you’ve seen that show.”
“36 ways to eat cupcakes.”
"Ah, we're from the [30 Ways to Eat Cupcakes] column team, and your number won the second prize."
“I’ve never participated in a lottery.”
"The prize is unlimited cakes for life and 10 Mora."
Fu Fu was silent for a moment and then said, "Okay, I've entered the lottery. How do I claim the prize?"
【Ying: This has become too smooth.】
[Funina: After all, who can go against Little Cake?]
There was silence for a while before continuing.
"We need to register your personal information first, sign a contract, and then you will need to pay a 4800 yuan handling fee."
“And then you blocked me.”
"Oh, right... no, and the bonus will be credited to your account within a week."
"Then why don't you deduct the 4800 yuan from the 10 yuan and give me the remaining bonus and the unlimited cakes?"
[Luo Yu: You are not Funina at all, who are you?]
[Funina: What do you mean by that? I'm also very smart (Fufu with her hands on her hips.jpg)]
[Hu Tao: @Zhongli, don't just watch, learn a little bit too, so you don't get fooled in the future.]
Zhongli: Okay, Master.
"Ah, that won't work. It's already written into the award contract. If you don't pay, you won't be able to receive the award. We will even sue you at the Oprykle Opera House."
"Why"
Furninna was also a little angry.
“It’s a company rule that I have to pay.”
“What company are you from?”
There was silence for a while, and then he spoke.
"You idiot, you deserve to be fooled. If I don't cheat you, who else will I cheat?"
【Ying: Good fellow, so blatant.】
[Funina: Don't let me meet them in real life, or else I'll let them have a taste of their own worth, like a crow taking a plane.]
“Is your boss Lao Zhong?”
"Our boss is Lao Ma... We are not from Fontaine TV"
The other side reacted and corrected it quickly.
[Hu Tao: I'm curious why the first person Funina thought of was Lao Zhong?]
【Gui Zhong: Maybe he never pays.】
[Marani: So the boss behind this is Lord Kagami]
【Luo Yu: Have you ever thought that it might be you? 】
[Marani: It seems so. The first letter of my name and the name of Lord Kagami is Ma.]
"The TV station under the fraud company"
“No, there is no scam company on the TV station.”
“Oh, the TV station is directly committing fraud, without using a company.”
"No, we are from Fontaine TV, no, we are from Fontaine TV, the team behind the program 30 Ways to Eat Cakes."
[Fu Nina: I turned the little liar into applause time (Fu Fu Pride.jpg)]
[Nibelungen: Again, this is not a water god at all.]
[Funina: @Nibelungen, come here, let's have a fight.]
【Wendy: After this evolution, he even speaks more confidently.】
"If you want to eat me, I can't accept the award."
"I'm not going to eat you, I'm going to give you all you can eat of small cakes"
"I tell you, I'm selling my art, not my body."
"I'll give you all the cakes you can eat without doing anything, and I'll also give you 10 Mora."
Fu Fu admitted that she was persuaded, but thinking of the lesson of the half-price sale of 10 boxes of Vielight, she still wanted to ask clearly.
“Don’t need me to do anything?”
"unnecessary"
“All-you-can-eat mini cakes?”
“All-you-can-eat mini cakes.”
"Another 10 Mora?"
"There are still 10 Mora"
“Direct transfer?”
“Direct transfer.”
“Okay, turn!”
"good"
[Ying: @Funingna, I don't believe you don't have a side hustle.]
[Funina: What do you mean? Slandering the former water god is a serious crime.]
【Luo Yu: OK, he's been sent to prison.】
There was a long silence on the other end of the phone before someone came to his senses.
"Don't you still have to pay a 4800 handling fee?"
Furninna was also unhappy.
"Didn't you say you didn't need me to do anything?"
“You have to pay the handling fee.”
“Is the handling fee mandatory?”
“The handling fee must be paid.”
“Why?”
Company Regulations
“Which company?”
"You idiot, you deserve to be fooled. If I don't cheat you, who else will I cheat?"
"Your boss's name is Lao Zhong."
"Our boss is called Lao Ma... No, we are from the Fontaine TV station's 36 Ways to Eat Small Cakes program team."
“What do you want from me?”
“You won the lottery.”
“How much is the prize?”
"Unlimited small cakes plus 10 Mora"
“Then transfer the money.”
“You need to pay a handling fee of 4800.”
“Why?”
Company Regulations
“Which company?”
"You idiot, you deserve to be fooled. If I don't cheat you, who else will I cheat?"
“What are the regulations for?”
“Pay 4800 handling fee.”
"Is it okay not to hand it over?"
"no"
"Why"
“Company rules.”
“Which company?”
"You idiot, you deserve to be fooled. If I don't cheat you, who else will I cheat?"
……
The above conversation continued several times before the other party reacted.
"Are you kidding me?"
[Ying: @Fu Ningna, fools are not human beings. Fools are not raised by their parents. Fools just come back and let you tease them.]
【Luo Yu: Isn't that idiot just there to be teased?】
[Fanes: I go to school early in the morning]
[Luo Yu: I, Wang Yu, · Void God Flash]
【Nibelungen: I feel good】
"No, I just want to clarify, do I have to pay 4800?"
“It must be handed in.”
“Pay it now?”
“Now.”
“Hand it in right away?”
"I'll do it right away."
“Company regulations?”
Company Regulations
“Direct payment?”
“Direct payment”
“Do you have my number?”
“I have your number.”
“The 4800 one?”
"4800 that"
“Call me directly at 4800.”
“I’ll call you directly.”
"Payment"
Funina made the final decision
Then both sides fell silent.
About a minute later, a voice came from the other end of the phone: "I really ＊＊＊＊＊"
……
[Ding, the video has finished playing and the reward is being drawn]
[Ying: Is this the Water God? ]
[Funina: This is the wisdom of the gods (Fufu with arms akimbo.jpg)]
【Luo Yu: Why doesn’t anyone call me for scams? 】
【Fannes: Then you follow the telephone line and kill the man.】
【Luo Yu: You know too much.】
[Ding, reward for Funina...]