allonlinenovel Chapter 374 Back Again
Chapter 374 Back Again
A few days after the game ended, the system ran away under the pretext of updating.
Everyone has been spending all these days playing Werewolf and Three Kingdoms Kill.
[Ding, system update completed]
【Luo Yu: I finally waited for you, luckily I didn’t give up】
[Ying: Even if you lose ten games, you won't go insane, right?]
Luo Yu: You still say that a good person starts out as a loyal minister and fights hard with the lord.
【Ying: Wasn’t that to confuse Phanes?】
Nibelungen: The main thing is that you didn't confuse Phanes, but I did.
Phanes: So you regard me as a loyal subject.
[Nibelungen: No, I just want to make you unhappy]
……
[Ding, the video of Sanbing's magical invention is about to play]
[General Lei Dian: Brother can also invent?]
[Thunder Cannon: It should be a video effect, I personally can't do it]
【Raiden Shin: What if】
Video starts
"Our good colleague always says he wants to lose weight, but every time he finishes eating he just goes to bed."
"Not only will this not help you lose weight, it will also make you gain weight."
&34;So I invented this calorie-burning weight-loss assistance pod,&34;
"Because its internal temperature is so high, we can still absorb our calories even if we lie in it without exercising."
As he spoke, the soldier took out a piece of paper and put it in there, and the paper instantly caught fire.
[Ying: Oh my goodness, isn't this an incinerator? ]
[Hu Tao: I feel like this thing is meant to be with me. @Thunder Cannon, if you really develop it, sell me one.]
【Thunder Cannon: OK】
[True Lord Liuyunjiefeng: If you want, I can research and develop it.]
"When our lucky colleague [PhD] wants to lose weight but doesn't want to exercise,&34;
"Just let him lie down in it, flip the switch and take a nap in it and all the calories and fat will be burned off."
The scene shows the doctor lying in the slimming machine with his hands and feet tied and his mouth stuffed with paper. The machine door slowly closes.
———The next day came————
White smoke came out from the door of the weight loss machine. The machine door slowly opened, and the former good colleague turned into a skeleton and was ejected from the machine.
"By the next day, our good colleague [Doctor] will be so thin that only bones are left. See? It's very practical."
[Tartaria: It really works]
[Ying: You fools really love each other.]
Screen turn
"Weak boys like us, when we use our hands to educate our colleagues&34;
"Due to the reaction force of physics, it is easy to break our hands."
"It's very dangerous, so I invented this device to help educate my colleagues."
The skirmisher stretched out his hand, revealing a machine made of iron.
"I'll ask my good colleague [Doctor] to give you some pointers on the results later."
The scene is focused on the Doctor, who is tied to a chair and gagged.
“When using it, we only need to aim at good colleagues.”
After saying that, the soldier started the machine. With a "bang", the machine slapped his good colleague loudly, knocking the doctor unconscious.
Regarding this, Sanbing said: "It's perfect."
[Ye Lan: After some modification, it becomes a good interrogation tool]
[Kumi: Inazuma is truly a place of outstanding people and beautiful scenery]
[General Raiden: My brother wouldn't invent these things.]
[Thunder Cannon: Actually, if the target is Dotorei, I'm not incapable of doing it (eager to try.jpg)]
The scene changes again
"What do we do when we're bored? You're right, play basketball."
Every time we use this ordinary basketball to pass the ball, it will be snatched away by our good colleagues if we are not careful.&34;
It could easily lead to us losing the game&34;
&34;So, I invented this basketball that doesn't need to be inflated&34;
"It can solve the problem that we often lose to good colleagues due to our lack of technical skills."
The screen shows a basketball made of pure iron with lightning elements attached to it.
"When using this basketball, we just need to pass the ball gently to a good colleague."
The doctor, whose hands and feet were tied, fell to the ground with a thud, twitching all over.
"See? This way we can easily defeat each other. It's perfect."
[Ding, the video has finished playing, and the reward is being drawn]
[Tartaria: Scaramucci has some shady tricks that he used on Dottore.]
[General Raiden: Who allowed this doctor to hurt my brother so much?]
Kujo Sara: The General is right.
[Ding, reward: 100 Lightning Cannons and a collection of inventions that can kill Dortore]
【Thunder Cannon: Good stuff】
[General Raiden: Brother looks so handsome when he’s serious]
[Ding, congratulations to Dotore for receiving the bonus experimental immunity]
[Experimental immunity, as long as it is an experiment, no matter what experiment it is, it will not cause harm to itself]
[Doctor Dottore: With this, the previously stalled experiment can begin.]
[Pierro the Clown: Don't make too much noise]
[Fanes: Your Ele.me order has been placed, please process it promptly]
[Ding, the video of Liyue's new Geo God is about to play]
Hu Tao: Could it be that Liyue is about to welcome its… its… number of successors?
Zhongli: Including the successor Osel, this is the sixth term.
[Keqing: Emperor, Osel, Luo Yu, Osel, Rich]
Hu Tao: Keqing remembers it very clearly.
Keqing: Ahem, it's my duty (shy.jpg)
Video starts
Hu Tao, the 3.5-inch immortal, an unknown Liyue social loser, Mr. Yun, and Xiangling gathered around the table.
Hu Tao: "You said that the Geo King has been gone for so long, why doesn't Liyue have a new Geo God?"
Xiangling: "Yeah, Guoba is the Kitchen God. Do you know why?"
Guoba was sweating profusely ~ and met eyes with an unknown Liyue social loser
Xiao: "Let's not embarrass Guoba."
Hu Tao: "Yeah, if Liyue has a new god, Xiao would be the most suitable, right?"
The three-point-five-foot immortal was sweating profusely and made eye contact with an unknown Liyue social loser.
[Ying: This reminds me of Xiao Zhong kowtowed to Xiao Shangxian]
Xiao: Disrespecting the Emperor
Xiao: "I am a wind elementalist, and there are rock elementalists who are more suitable than me."
Everyone looked at Mr. Yun
Mr. Yun pointed at himself: "Ah? Me? Me as the Rock God? Really? Lady Ningguang is more suitable, right?"
Ning Guang of Qun Yu Pavilion shuddered
Xiangling: "Lady Ningguang is so busy, I guess she doesn't have time either."
Hu Tao: "Yes, I need someone who's relatively free, has connections in Liyue, and is knowledgeable about ancient and modern Chinese and foreign knowledge, and a seasoned rock elementalist..."
Everyone looked at an unknown Liyue social outcast.
Zhong: “No!!!”
[Ding, the video has finished playing, and the reward is being drawn]
[Walnut: Good guy, after going around in circles, I'm back again]
Zhongli: I am just a guest of the Rebirth Hall and an executive officer of the Fatui.
Barnabas: I don’t admit it.
[Fanes: I admit it]
Luo Yu: So I can be the emperor?
[Fanes: No]
Zhongli: No.
Walnut: No.
Ningguang: No.
……
[Ding, reward...]