allonlinenovel Chapter 392 It’s Not Easy to Be the God of Death
Chapter 392 It’s Not Easy to Be the God of Death
[Hu Tao: I feel like if I had said it a second later, I might have been the one to die.]
[Ying: This is the reaction of a normal person when seeing the Grim Reaper.]
[Xingqiu: Traveler, do you want to listen to what you are saying?]
【Luo Yu: Gods are also afraid of death, okay.】
[Fanes: What's the problem? Who can kill you? ]
Luo Yu: This is worth pondering.
Hu Tao raised the sickle in Luo Yuxingkong's eyes, and then
"Snapped"
Ruona Wa suddenly appeared and gave her a big slap on the neck.
"Can you fucking work? Have you read the Death God Code of Conduct?"
Walnut shook his head in confusion.
"Sorry, I'm new here and don't know the rules. Please don't mind me."
Ruona Wa apologized humbly.
“Ah~ Am I going to die?”
"I don't want to die. I want to struggle a little longer."
"Ah~"
As Luo Yu spoke, he began to hum on the sofa while holding his notebook.
[Fanes: I've recorded this video, and I recommend watching it repeatedly.]
[Luo Yu: My attack is already targeting Sky Island. I suggest you delete the video.]
[Fanes: Come on, I promise to send the video before you sink Sky Island.]
Luo Yu: It depends on whether your hands are faster or my time pause is faster.
[Fanes: @Luoyu, you don't want this video to be spread, right?]
【Luo Yu: You don’t want me to kill you now.】
Looking at Luo Yu, who had curled himself up like a big maggot and was twisting on the sofa, Ruona Wa patted his shoulder: "You are going to die, but the two of us will serve you well."
After saying that, he turned his gaze to Hu Tao and began to lecture her: "Our business as a death god is to make our clients, people like him who have reached the end of their life span, lose their lives inadvertently..."
"If you just chop with a knife like this, the customer's death experience will be terrible. What if he gives us a bad review after his death?"
"How are we going to survive if this gets out? Do you still want to live a good life?"
Ruona Wa said this and poked Hu Tao's forehead.
"I didn't expect the death industry to have so many rules."
Walnut sighed in his heart.
"Excuse me, we'll go back and re-plan your death plan immediately. I'll make sure you lose your life without realizing it, and I'll also promise to leave you with an intact body."
"And then give me a five-star review after you die."
“This way our performance bonuses will be higher, please.”
Ruona was so servile that she almost knelt down to Luo Yu.
【Rona: Actually, theoretically speaking, all life in Teyvat will die】
【Luo Yu: But I’m not from here.】
【Phanes: But you have a seat of destiny.】
Luo Yu: You tell me when I'm going to die, and then I'll go to Sky Island and beat you up, forcing myself to live longer.
[Fanes: Have you read too much Journey to the West?]
【Luo Yu: Tsk, I forgot, you are also an Adventer.】
Seeing Ruona Wa's servile appearance, Luo Yu also reacted.
“So I’m a client.”
"of course."
"Get out of here right now!"
"Okay, if you're happy, we'll leave now."
After saying this, Ruona Wa rolled forward and left with Walnut.
Return to the underworld
"Boss, our profession as the Grim Reaper is too undignified."
Walnut was a little unhappy.
As a senior, Ronawa was ready to teach her a lesson.
"What is dignity? Can dignity be eaten?"
"Our team's performance is getting worse and worse. We can barely make ends meet."
[Hu Tao: So will Sky Island still withhold wages?]
[Fanes: Don't talk nonsense. I never pay them wages.]
[Yan Fei: From a legal perspective, this is illegal. @Fanies, you're breaking the law, do you know that?]
[Fanes: Your Liyue laws have no influence on my Sky Island.]
【Zhongli: From a common sense perspective, it really is not my business.】
“No wonder my internship salary is so low.”
"I don't care, you have to come up with a good idea for me to make the otaku's death innovative and become a successful case in the industry."
"Good, the sun shines on the incense burner and produces purple smoke, the leader is my heaven"
Ronawa was very pleased with Hu Tao's flattery and didn't say anything more.
We came to Luo Yu's house
At this time, Luo Yu was chatting with someone. As the camera zoomed in, he saw the other person's name.
"Si Huanian"
Luo Yu: Honey, I was wrong. Can you please come home?
Si Huanian: Haha, then answer me a question, and I will reply if you answer it correctly.
Luo Yu: You said
Si Huanian: What is 1+1?
Luo Yu: 132 billion.
[Ying: I can see that you really don't want your wife to come home.]
Luo Yu: This is pure slander. My wife and I have a wonderful relationship.
Looking at Luo Yu who was concentrating on stopping his wife from going home, Hu Tao smiled with the satisfaction of having succeeded.
"Finally, the traps are all set."
"When you're about to eat the judgment I prepared, you'll definitely get diarrhea and run outside. Then you'll definitely step on the dumbbells. After tripping over the dumbbells, you'll definitely touch the power switch and be electrocuted."
“Haha ...
Kurumi smiled with a look of success.
[Ying: @Hutao, have you ever considered this? Perhaps your mission will be complete once you complete the first step.]
【Walnut: Maybe it's just to be on the safe side.】
[Fanes: So you think that people who can't be killed even at the time of judgment will be electrocuted.]
“It’s totally unoriginal, but it saves money. I’m awesome.”
As Hu Tao saw Luo Yu pick up the Judgment, her smile grew wider.
suddenly
The power is out.
"Is it really necessary to cut off the power just because the electricity bill hasn't been paid for a few months?"
Luo Yu put down the judgment in his hand and started cursing.
"Yes, go pay the electricity bill."
Hu Tao also felt indignant in her heart.
But who would have thought that Luo Yu would just close the computer and say, "Forget it, go to sleep."
"Oh my god, you're too lazy! No, I have to find a way to power him up, otherwise my plan will fail."
Hu Tao said this and ran to the property management.
"Hello, I'd like to pay my electricity bill."
“Buy as much electricity as you want and pay for it”
"I don't have any money. First, connect electricity to Luo Yu's house. When I finish this job and have money, I'll give it to you."
Qiuqiu, who was in charge of registration, didn't even raise his head and said: "We don't have money to buy chicken feather electricity."
"You look like you haven't showered in a long time. Can't you pay attention to your personal hygiene as a little girl? You're covered in black smoke."
[Hu Tao: What do you mean by black smoke coming out of my body? Isn't this the energy of death?]
【Luo Yu: But to me it's just black smoke.】
"Oh, I'm the God of Death. This is a job requirement. Could you be a little more polite?"
Walnut said in a timid tone.
"Damn it, Chicken Feather God."
The hillbilly said, and took out a portrait of Kurosaki Ichigo.
"This is the Grim Reaper. Can you be more professional when cosplaying?"
[Walnut: Which Grim Reaper is this?]
[Luo Yu: A god of death from another world. In their world, the god of death is a profession.]
【Walnut: Oh, there must be a lot of business in that world.】
[Ying: Walnut always thinks of some very strange things.]