Chapter 409 The Nightmare Coming Soon
Chapter 409 The Nightmare Coming Soon
[Ding, the video has finished playing, and the reward is being drawn]
[Fanes: It’s so real, brothers]
Nibelungen: I don’t quite understand.
Luo Yu: There's nothing much to say to a Teyvat native like you.
Nibelungen: I have also been to the outside world.
[Wendy: Alas, there are people who have never been to the outside world, but I won’t say who it is]
【Diakarapian: Barbatos! 】
[Ding, reward: Dainsleib, restoration of the country, Kan7 Rhea]
【Kong: This time Kanriya is really back】
Tartaglia: So the commander-in-chief and the captain are going back to Kanrea.
【Pierro the Harlequin: I now pledge allegiance to Her Majesty the Queen】
[Captain Capitano: Follow the will of the noble queen]
Phanes: I wish my subordinates were this loyal.
【Wendy: I am a loyal subject】
Zhongli: In terms of universal rationality, I am the same.
Phanes: Come on, Barnabas is openly rebelling, and you two are secretly rebelling.
【Fukaros: At least I am a loyal subject】
[Fanes: Do you mean to destroy the throne and let the Water Dragon King rule the kingdom?]
[Ding, reward: Kong Quasi-Emperor Soldier Kong]
【null:?】
Luo Yu: Let me explain. This is one of my wife's two swords. It's called this. The other one is called Ming.
【Sora: I am you. Why did you have that expression when you first met me?】
[Ding, the video will be played soon, learning never ends]
[Hu Tao: This isn't some kind of public welfare video, is it?]
[Luo Yu: Believe me, the system can't do this]
【Fanes: How about making a bet】
【Luo Yu: What are you betting on?】
[Fanes: If you win, God will take the blame for you. If you lose, you are not allowed to bomb Sky Island.]
【Luo Yu: OK】
【Fanes: Then I bet it’s not】
【Luo Yu: I...】
Phanes: No way, no way, the one and only true God in the universe is going to cheat.
Zhongli: The contract is complete.
【Luo Yu: OK, I admit it】
start of video
Gan Yu holds a water cup in one hand and writes a file in the other.
Keqing glanced at Ye Lan's mission report and nodded with satisfaction: "This mission was completed well."
"Ah, it's time to break up with Kana."
Ganyu spit out a mouthful of water
"Break up! With a girl? What did you do while you were undercover?"
Knowing that Ganyu had misunderstood, Keqing quickly explained
"Kana was Ye Lan's disguise during this undercover period. Breaking up naturally means that the mission is completed and she has given up this identity."
【Ying: What a pity, I thought I had a chance】
[Paimon: Hey, what are you regretting?]
"Oh, so that's how it is. Breaking up means mission accomplished."
Ganyu writes and draws on her notebook
“That’s not something you need to take notes on.”
Ningguang highly praised Ganyu's attitude: "This is a wonderful move. I have gained a lot by reciting the text and thinking about its subtlety."
"More what?"
Ganyu also drew the scene where Ningguang said that sentence.
"I remember it in too much detail!!"
"Senior Ganyu is so serious and innocent! I can't help but wonder about her measurements..."
"Three...three measurements?"
Ganyu hugs the bear with both hands
"Um, I'm talking about your theoretical, combat, and comprehensive assessment scores."
Late-night laughter
【Ying: What a pity】
[Luo Yu: I often feel ashamed because I can understand what you mean in seconds]
[Fanes: This shows that you are not a good person either]
"Ah, how embarrassing! I never thought Liyue had so many secret codes and jargons! I must learn them well, so as not to fall behind!"
Lunch break the next day
Ganyu's dark circles show that she stayed up late
"I think... let's just follow the normal process."
Ye Lan said: "Keqing, if you miss this chance, you won't know when your next one will come!"
Ningguang shook her head: "Not right, not right"
Ganyu poked her head out from the corner: "Oh, they seem to be discussing something important."
"It's normal for Ningguang not to understand the importance of pearls, but I've been eyeing this pearl for a long time. They're definitely top-notch!"
Ganyu's inner drama
"Pearls! Many treasure-stealing groups call their illegal cargo pearls. And just like a pearl necklace, intercepting key cargo often leads to more valuable clues. It's truly a big mission!"
【Ying: There is this slang】
[Luo Yu: Yes, brothers, yes]
【Ying: How do you know】
[Wendy: Because He changed his profession and joined a treasure thief group. He just robbed me.]
Luo Yu: Although I am a treasure thief, I only deal in the business of demons.
Ningguang: "Pearls aren't the most important thing. In my opinion, the essence lies in the interplay of sweet and bitter, the harmonious blend of water and milk. In the east, there's the fragrant dew on the flowers, and in the south, there's the living spring hidden in the rocks. Only by combining all the best can one achieve the best quality."
Ganyu's thoughts: "I never thought there were illegal industrial chains entrenched in every corner of the city, and they're so interconnected, trading in chicken feet and cheese. Taking every link into account is a real challenge!"
Keqing: "But if that happens, it will involve more than one store! Wouldn't that be too much trouble?"
Ye Lan: "Leave it to me. I'm very familiar with the staff at those stores."
Gan Yu thought to herself: "So that's how it is! The sheer number of factions is a double-edged sword. Conflicts of interest are bound to exist between them. Ye Lan has long since figured out that they appear united but are actually at odds. All he needs to do is create a gap and wait for an opportunity to strike."
Ningguang: "Alright, let's finalize the specifications!"
Ganyu thought to herself: "It's time to determine the difficulty level of the mission!"
Xingqiu: I'm curious about what these three have discussed.
[Walnut: Could it be the treasure house of heaven?]
[Luo Yu: I don’t even know where my treasure house is]
"Wouldn't it be too much of a stretch to have all the extra large cups?"
"Super large cup! Know when to stop, people are often unable to do what they can."
“Yeah, I may not be able to handle so many.”
Ganyu thought to herself: "They've done so much and still don't have enough confidence? Is it time for me to contribute key strength?"
"Hey, Ganyu is here too? Wanna get up together?"
Ganyu: "Of course, I'm ready! I'll take on the mission of the super large cup. I can start with the pearl, and then deal with the flower dew and the stone spring at the same time. Maybe I'm only 30% sure, but I still have 120% calmness. Let's complete this mission like this."
Ningguang, Yelan, and Master Ke are all questioning.
NPC: "Takeout has arrived, seasonal cherry blossom flavored pearl milk tea mixed with Diona's special blend."
After that, he handed Ganyu a large cup of pearl milk tea.
Ye Lan: "Three parts sugar, twelve parts ice, which means add some extra ice cream balls."
Master Carver: "Is this the milk tea recipe that went viral online, created by Jiao Jie's specialty? It's incredibly authentic!"
Ningguang: "Ganyu is really good! The taste is really unique!"
Ganyu: "So, you're ordering milk tea?"
Everyone: "What else?"
[Ding, the video has finished playing, and the reward is being drawn]
【Fanes:@Luo Yu, speak】
【Luo Yu: Okay, it’s yours】
Wendy: I thought you were going to say that in this free country you have the freedom to sign illegal contracts.
[Fanes: Barbatos, you are speaking too much.]
Wendy: Hey
[Ding, reward Ningguang with a universal milk tea shop in another world]
[Universal milk tea shop, as long as the price is high enough, you can make any milk tea]
[Walnut: Isn't this just a disguised form of wishing?]
[Ningguang: There are still restrictions. Items can only be harmless liquids.]
[Ding, reward Ye Lan's passive skill, absolute concealment]
[Absolute concealment, can become invisible, even the One True God in the Universe cannot detect it. Actively attack or be hit to reveal itself]
【Luo Yu: Is this true or false?】
[Ye Lan: I don’t want to try]
Walnut: You’ll die if you try it.
[Ding, reward Keqing for learning the skill Shura One-Line Slash]
【Luo Yu: Is this true or false?】
[Walnut: Your special move]
[Luo Yu: This is my friend's special move, but it can't really be used without a matching weapon.]
[Ding, reward Ganyu's passive skill, one-hit-all]
[Mastering one thing leads to mastering all things. If you learn one branch of a trade, you will master all its branches.]
[Ding, the video will be played soon.] Air Brother Anti-Fraud Tips 2.0
【Ying: I can watch my brother’s social death video again】
【Asmodeus: Alas】
[Paer: Great, it’s Dad’s video]
Video starts
Kongge received a call on his cell phone
"Hello Mr. Kong"
"Hello"
"Congratulations on winning first prize in the lucky draw. The prize is a 7-day trip abroad."
"Really? Abroad is great, I've been wanting to visit Inazuma recently."
"What a coincidence! Our first prize winner is going to Inazuma."
"Ah, great. Where's Inazuma?"
"Inazuma Castle"
"Hiss~ It's boring to just play in this big city, right? Can we arrange to go to the surrounding suburbs?"
"Ah, this can be discussed. Do you have a computer at home?"
"Yes, I have"
"Can you type? Please log in to a website and fill in your personal information."
"I can type, and I can type pretty fast. I can chat with ten people at the same time."
[Ying: I can testify to this. My brother once criticized nine people in a game and won.]
【Asmodeus:@Sora, are you so powerful?】
[Kong: Ahem, a good man never brags about his past achievements.]
"Oh, sure. How's your health? Is it okay to fly?"
"Don't worry, all my internal organs are intact and healthy."
“Have you ever applied for a passport?”
"some"
"Okay, um... then there's one thing I need to tell you. To make it easier to manage our travelers, I might be able to temporarily keep your passport after you get on the plane."
"That's great! I'm worried about losing them. Could you please keep my ID, phone, and bank card for me?"
“That’s no problem.”
"There's one more thing."
"you say"
"My daughter wants to go out and play too. Can we go together? She's paying for it herself and...she's in good health."
[Asmodeus: Just let your daughter pay for it herself]
[Sora: I'm just teasing a fool.]
[Luo Yu: I went to bed early... cough cough, sorry for the knee-jerk reaction]
[Fanes: I am a melee mage]
"Oh, of course, what's your grandson's name? Let me know."
"***"
"what?"
"***"
"Stop joking, okay?"
"You're not kidding, are you?"
"Um"
"Then hang up."
"what?"
"If you're not kidding, who would want to chat with you? Okay, I'm hanging up."
[Ding, the video has finished playing, and the reward is being drawn]
[Luo Yu: I've been waiting for so long, why haven't any scammers called me yet?]
[Fanes: Then you go along the network cable and beat the guy up]
【Luo Yu: @Fanes, you are being too secretive】
[Ding, please choose one of the following rewards]
1. Anti-fraud tool
[2. Every month, a marked scam call comes in]
[Ying:@空, choose the second one. I want to see you tease a fool.]
【Luo Yu: I’ll go...】
【Blank: I choose 2】
[Ding, selection successful]
【Ying: Please let me be the first one to receive it】
[Ding, today's video is over, and now it's time for questions and answers]
[Ding, who is qualified to sit here?]
A. Zhongli
【B.Lei Movie】
【C. Phanes】
D. None of the above
[Ding, this question is a quick response question, and the quick response will start in five minutes.]
The system finished speaking and uploaded a picture
The picture shows a throne filled with five-star spear-like weapons.
Phanes: I'm excluded first. I usually just use the magic display, and I also use the sword in close combat.
Kujo Sara: That must be the Shogun.
[True Lord Liuyunjiefeng: The Emperor is a Martial God. Putting aside the unstable factors, the Emperor's weapon is the strongest.]
Xiao: That’s it.
Zhongli: I understand a little bit.
[Ding, start answering]
[Ding, congratulations to Xiao for answering the question successfully]
Xiao: I choose A, Emperor.
[Ding, Xiao answered incorrectly, drawing penalties]
Kujo Sara: I knew it was the General.
[Nibelungen: @九条裟羅, you should know that Luo Yu is not included in this option.]
Kujo Sara: I...
Luo Yu: This really has nothing to do with me. I also use a sword. The spear is just embarrassing.
[Luo Yu: Besides, those spears are too weak]
【Ying: The more you talk, the more suspicious I become】
[Ding, Xiao, please choose one of the following punishments]
[1. Set up a stall in a busy area of Liyue and ensure that you receive Mora from at least 1000 people a day for a period of one month]
[2. Stayed with Luo Yu for six months]
Xiao: I choose 1
[Hu Tao: Hahaha, the Demon Slayer's hand even leaves an afterimage.]
【Luo Yu: Alas, people’s hearts are no longer as they used to be】
[Ding, start answering]
[Ding, congratulations to Shuyu for successfully answering the question]
[Shuyu: It must be Master Prentis. I choose D]
[Ding, congratulations to Shuyu for answering correctly, rewards are being drawn]
【Luo Yu: No way, this time it really shouldn’t be me】
[Ding, the correct answer is Xiangling]
【Luo Yu: I am not myself】
Xiangling: Ah, how could it be me?
[Ding, because Xiangling is perfectly suited, so long-handled weapons]
【Ying: Now that you mention it, I, Xiangling, use the Nagging Inahi】
Kujo Sara: @Ying, even in the game, you cannot let others use the Shogun's weapons.
[Ying: Why do you think I didn't give it to the general? Because I'm completely crooked.]
[Paimon: Who told you to draw your weapon first?]
[Ding, please choose one of the following rewards]
[1. Skill King Jade: Void God Flash]
[2. Skill: Myriad Worlds Transformation Finger]
[Fanes: No, this is a quiz reward?]
[Luo Yu: Do you have any opinion on my believers receiving this reward?]
[Fanes: No]
[Shuyu: Lord Prentis, which one should I choose?]
[Luo Yu: The first one, you can't withstand the impact of the second one.]
【Shuyu: I choose 1】
[Ding, selection successful]
[Ding, today's videos and Q&A have all been played. The system will be updated next. During this period, everyone in Teyvat will be tested.]
The exam will begin in three days. The specific exam content has been released to everyone.
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