Quick Transmigration: Still Life Fairy

Chapter 307 I Want to Be in a Relationship

My name is Wangsun Chuquan, and I am the powerful regent of the Great Xia Dynasty.

I'm also a time traveler. Well, you know that, I'll cover it up later. I can't let anyone know my identity.

I have everything I want now, and my strength is the strongest in the entire Great Xia Dynasty. I protect the people of this region, and that makes me very satisfied.

I thought life would continue like this, but lately, I've felt a little empty inside.

Why do I suddenly want to be in a relationship? But it's not so bad to have these thoughts. I'm currently in this body and I'm 25 years old, which is the perfect age to be in a relationship. It's normal to be feeling puberty, right? Hmm, is this description a bit off? Oh well, never mind.

If you want to date, then go ahead. In my position, I can get anything I want with just a word. It just so happens that my mother, who is practicing asceticism in the mountains, has been urging me to find someone to marry, so this will put her mind at ease.

With a single command, I could choose any beauty from all over the country. I found two I liked and wanted to have a serious relationship with one of them.

but……

Looking at the beautiful woman lying naked on my bed, for the first time, I felt an urge to kick her. What I want is to be in a relationship, to be in a relationship, to be in a relationship! I'll say it three times because it's important. There's an old saying that goes, "A relationship without a foundation of love is just playing around." Hmm, that saying doesn't seem quite right either, but that's the gist of it. I want things to progress gradually; those people don't seem to understand that.

This is how to do?

Am I supposed to bluntly tell them that I want a woman, the kind I can have a normal relationship with?

There must be something wrong with your brain.

Saying it like that really makes me seem so low-class. Which is more important, emptiness or sophistication?

Forget it, I'll choose the more sophisticated option.

With that kind of class, what kind of girlfriend can't I have? Uh... oh, erase that, I can't say girlfriend, what should I say again? Oh right, princess!

My queen must be as beautiful as a flower... um... besides that, I don't think I have any other requirements...

Am I setting my standards too low? It feels like I've lowered my standards...

But asking for anything else is useless. I'm so awesome, the queen only needs to be beautiful. Thinking about it this way, I feel much better.

I'm so clever and resourceful, hehehe.

……

Oh my God.

I have a 'fuck you' in my head right now, but I don't know if I should say it. I'm internally devastated, but I have to keep smiling. I can't get angry, I can't get angry, I can't get angry!!!

"Your Highness, I accidentally fell and twisted my ankle..."

Damn it, do you think I didn't see you fake a fall? If you're afraid of pain, you should find another way. You had to pretend to fall, and even if you were just pretending, you weren't serious. Those exaggerated movements and distorted expressions... I feel like throwing up just thinking about it!

Bear it, you must bear it!

"Little Li, go help him up."

"Your Highness, *sobs*"

Holy crap!! What nonsense are you spouting? You think I can't tell you're faking being drunk just because you've put some rouge on your face?! Stop talking nonsense! I'm a paragon of virtue, you can't seduce me like this... Holy crap!! Your chest is showing!!!

"Little Li, throw him in the pool to sober up."

Frown, keep your voice indifferent, and absolutely do not turn your head. Yes, your aloof and sophisticated demeanor is still intact.

"Your Highness, help!"

Damn! That's such a sweet and delicate cry for help! Are you sure you're really calling out for help? I'm not stupid, goodbye!

After meeting countless women, I've finally come to a conclusion.

—The women of the Great Xia Dynasty are all idiots!

Especially that group the young emperor brought—they just wanted to control me through women, didn't they? It's not like I don't want to relinquish power. Honestly, I'm so fed up with dealing with official business every day; I'd be happy to let him take it over. I don't know what that guy said to those women he brought, making him work so hard…

Hey~

……

It's over.

Am I destined to be a lone wolf?

Don't panic, don't panic at all. Let me analyze this calmly.

Um... well...

Ok……

What was I trying to say? Oh right, I'm going to erase the following analysis later, erase it all... cough cough, I got carried away writing this, calm down, calm down. I'm the Regent, I have to be aloof, I have to be classy, ​​I have to remain calm even if Mount Tai collapses in front of me... Hmm, let's just forget about that, anyway, Mount Tai doesn't exist in this world.

Now let's get down to serious analysis.

I need to face a problem, a problem that I've ignored for a long time.

I am a time traveler, that's beyond question.

However, time travelers usually have one identity. Yes, that's right, you guessed it—the protagonist.

If you cast me as the main character... it wouldn't feel out of place at all!!!

What a fantastic concept!! Uh… I’m getting hyped again, calm down.

Following the typical novel formula, the transmigrator is reborn as a prince, but a prince who is neither loved by his father nor his mother... Oops, I used the wrong word again. It should be that he is neither loved by his brothers, and the emperor is always trying to get rid of the princes below him. The princes below him also want to overthrow the emperor's rule. Only the original owner of this body, who transmigrated here, lives a carefree life as a prince, but he is still caught up in this struggle.

I escaped from that vortex, picked up opportunities along the way, and eventually became the regent, making a name for myself. Isn't this a typical plot device?

But shouldn't a certain routine involve having women by your side the whole way? Where are my women? I've never noticed, damn it, I haven't had a single woman by my side the whole time.

Holy crap!!!

Am I going to be a protagonist without a romantic partner?!

But haven't I already reached the peak?

In that case, even if I finish writing the novel, I'll be able to control my own life from now on.

...Damn it, is the protagonist's halo really that powerful? It's already the finale, what the hell are you still shining over my head for? I want a woman, I want a woman, I want a woman!!

...Sigh, erase it, erase it. I should say I want the princess, I want the princess, I want the princess!!

You tell me, all those women who approached me in the capital had ulterior motives. It's one thing if I can't find the princess, but now I'm traveling incognito, I'm no longer the regent. With my handsome appearance, my lavish spending, my literary talent... I can't keep praising myself. Anyway, with me being so outstanding, shouldn't women be flocking to me?

Why isn't there a close one?

Do I have any pride? How can someone as handsome as me not attract a single woman? Where will I put my face if word gets out?!

Am I out of touch with the times?

What are these girls thinking...?

Could it be because of differing ideologies? But wait, I didn't demonstrate any profound understanding...

Ugh, what a hassle...

Was it really that difficult to fall in love in ancient times?

I'm so empty, lonely, and miserable. How can you girls bear to watch me grow old alone? Where's your conscience?

He hugged himself and wept...